An Important Plot...Or Not!

The cat heard this a time or two. Most of the time a person just wants you to shoo. Other times it can be true. Has it ever been used at your zoo? The answer is probably yes. It is okay to confess.

Here we are.
In a car.
In a plane.
On a train.

Aren't we in the train?
Why does on pull the chain?
In, in and on.
Is that a con?

Bah, ignore the cat.
It's easy where you're at.
Or maybe not.
I could be hot to trot.

But you've got more important things to do.
My, that is a mouthful from you.
What is so important at your sea?
Do you need to break someone free?

Maybe stop a bomb,
That you hold in your palm.
That would be a true skill.
Unless you go Lethal Weapon and get a big bill.

Hunker down in the snow?
That is important you know.
If you are buried in it,
You need to do something with the white shit.

Maybe stop an alien invasion.
That's of the important persuasion.
Don't want probing going on.
Don't want to be an alien pawn.

Stop a serial killer.
Just like in some thriller.
Do you shoot him dead?
Maybe just wing his head.

Could be a her as well.
Women can be psycho as hell.
Wait, don't react to that.
You have more important things to do where you are at.

What is your important thing?
In the shower you have to sing?
Maybe some spring fling?
Whoops, you just have to take out the trash like a dingaling.

Taking out the trash is important though. You have to feed the raccoon population, you know. Plus keep the trash man in work. See? trash has a perk. It can be as important as can be. Are you an "I've got more important things to do" user at your sea? I have very important gas. It comes out my very important little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.
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Published on March 09, 2016 03:00
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