The Quoted Are Noted!
The cat sees you humans do it all the time. You repeat and repeat and repeat a chime. How many times have some of them been said? The number is too big for even my head.
Sit back and stare,
But viewer beware,
You're in for a quote.
Not a case of bloat.
You'll be so whelmed,
That a quote is helmed.
You'll nod and agree,
With a dead guy at your sea.
Oh wait on that.
They're alive and fat.
Or fat and rich.
Scratch that quote itch.
Those humans are great.
A quote can relate.
It's a fine fate.
Quote that mate.
Whoops, maybe not.
Some cause brain rot.
Like a Kardashian loon.
Quote them and you're as dumb as a spoon.
But what makes a quote?
Do the quoted get a vote?
A vote for the quote hall of fame.
That would sure be rather lame.
Say something wise.
Quotes on the rise.
Say something dumb.
Quotes out the bum.
Say something in the middle,
It sounds like a riddle.
Riddle me this and riddle me that,
That quote already fell flat.
Or would that be a line?
A line quoted by the feline.
Don't quote me on that.
I'm just chewing the fat.
Line up some quotes.
Sit back and take mental notes.
Store quote in your head.
Then nothing new needs to be said.
Are you whelmed with the quoted? Do you think the quoted are voted? Any quotes you go back to? I'll just stick with whoopdi friggin doo. Can I quote myself? I'll ask a merry elf. He says it is okay to come to pass. That works for my little rhyming ass.
Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.
Sit back and stare,
But viewer beware,
You're in for a quote.
Not a case of bloat.
You'll be so whelmed,
That a quote is helmed.
You'll nod and agree,
With a dead guy at your sea.
Oh wait on that.
They're alive and fat.
Or fat and rich.
Scratch that quote itch.
Those humans are great.
A quote can relate.
It's a fine fate.
Quote that mate.
Whoops, maybe not.
Some cause brain rot.
Like a Kardashian loon.
Quote them and you're as dumb as a spoon.
But what makes a quote?
Do the quoted get a vote?
A vote for the quote hall of fame.
That would sure be rather lame.
Say something wise.
Quotes on the rise.
Say something dumb.
Quotes out the bum.
Say something in the middle,
It sounds like a riddle.
Riddle me this and riddle me that,
That quote already fell flat.
Or would that be a line?
A line quoted by the feline.
Don't quote me on that.
I'm just chewing the fat.
Line up some quotes.
Sit back and take mental notes.
Store quote in your head.
Then nothing new needs to be said.
Are you whelmed with the quoted? Do you think the quoted are voted? Any quotes you go back to? I'll just stick with whoopdi friggin doo. Can I quote myself? I'll ask a merry elf. He says it is okay to come to pass. That works for my little rhyming ass.
Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.
Published on March 08, 2016 03:00
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