Be A Pest And Protest!

The cat is protesting today. Can't you see me at my bay? I have a sign and I'm hopping around. I am also making a loud clamoring sound. Oh wait a second here. That was just a bad dream I fear.

I protest this.
It's a miss.
So I protest it.
Everyone have a fit.

Join me today.
Rally behind me I say.
I may leave a fart.
But this is near and dear to my heart.

So follow along.
Sing the same song.
Come protest with me.
It's a protesting spree.

That place didn't close.
I stick up my nose.
It was a sacred day.
Close the thing I say.

That car is too bright.
It hurts my sight.
I protest it,
Every bright bit.

The store is big.
I'll dance a jig.
Now I want to protest.
It should be the size of the rest.

The dog ate shit.
Dogs eat every bit.
I have to protest that.
They may teach a cat.

That door swings in.
It should spin.
I'll protest it.
Can't have that shit.

The cat said shit.
That gave me a fit.
I will protest his place.
Can't have such an embrace.

I protest life.
I protest my wife.
I protest a ditch.
I protest err umm I mean bitch.

See any dumb protests lately at your sea? Do you roll your eyes like me? Pfffft to these protesting nuts. Seems every second of every day something crawls up their butts. Yeah, there are great times to protest from sea to sea. But not every damn thing that offends thee. If you don't like it, tough shit. I mean that every bit. Protesting stupid crap is nothing but rallied whining across the map. Most don't even meet face to face. They hide behind their computer with a social media embrace. So pffft once more to their protesting in mass. Idiots protesting stupid things can kiss my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.