A Springy Secure Thingy!

 Spring will spring.Could bring a fling.But we'll get there.No need for an affair.
It hasn't sprung.Still stuck in white dung.Beats brown though.One positive of snow.
Where was I?You giving me the stink eye?It might freeze that way.Just warning you at your bay.
Oh yes, spring will spring.No matter this, that or the other thing.Might even spring fast.The snow won't last.
Springy is springy.It has many a thingy.Thingys of springy.Sure you don't need a flingy?
That sounded gutter.Some may stutter.Some may mutter.Thingys may putter.
What's the point,At my secure joint?Spring will spring,No matter this, that or the other thing.
I said it twice.Still no dice?Nope, not one?Damn, you're no fun.
No matter what comes,With insecurity hums,Spring beats the drums,And warms our bums.
Just like your warm ass,Insecurity too shall pass.For spring is springy,Beating back many a thingy.
Is your insecurity gone now? All thanks to my springy thingy meow. I am snip snip though, so no gutter springy thingys will show. I know that is where your mind went. But hey, insecurity has now got bent. Now I'll go pass some gas from my thingy maggigy little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.