J. Swift
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"I received this as my first ever arc reader… and WOAH!
Fantasy isnt usually my bag… and this threw me right into the deep end. Holy fuck! There are Finn girls and Cadian girls and I fall into the “i have two holes” category. I loved this. I need the ne" Read more of this review » |
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I read a lot of Fantasy Romance but this one is a Dark Fantasy Romance and please be aware of the triggers that come long with this book. The world building was easy to grasp and wasn’" Read more of this review » |
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"80% spice and 20% plot! Still a fun one :)"
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“As real as,' said Eddie.
'As real as what?' said Jack.
'Wish I knew,' said Eddie. 'But I can't do corroborative nouns. None of us are perfect, are we? I can get started. As big as, as obscene as, as foul as. But I can't get any further. But that's life for you again. As unfair as...”
― The Hollow Chocolate Bunnies of the Apocalypse
'As real as what?' said Jack.
'Wish I knew,' said Eddie. 'But I can't do corroborative nouns. None of us are perfect, are we? I can get started. As big as, as obscene as, as foul as. But I can't get any further. But that's life for you again. As unfair as...”
― The Hollow Chocolate Bunnies of the Apocalypse
“Have you ever head this theory about drinking yourself sober?' Eddie asked. 'It's a very popular theory. Amongst drunks, anyway.”
― The Hollow Chocolate Bunnies of the Apocalypse
― The Hollow Chocolate Bunnies of the Apocalypse
“Jack, get a grip of yourself.'
I have a grip of myself.' Jack took a grip of himself. It was a most intimate grip; not the kind of grip that you usually take of yourself in public.”
― The Hollow Chocolate Bunnies of the Apocalypse
I have a grip of myself.' Jack took a grip of himself. It was a most intimate grip; not the kind of grip that you usually take of yourself in public.”
― The Hollow Chocolate Bunnies of the Apocalypse

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