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Terry: The Time Travelling Tortoise, written and illustrated by Mr. Wolf, is now available!

Thank you for your interest!

Five paperback copies of Mr. Wolf's debut book TERRY: THE TIME TRAVELLING TORTOISE are now available to win, by entering the Goodreads Giveaway.

Thanks for your interest and support.

Thanks to everyone who entered the Giveaway for Terry The Time Travelling Tortoise.
Winners have been notified, and Terry is currently travelling- but not in time- to the winners' abodes.

You can read the first five chapters of Terry on the Goodreads book page. Just click 'Read Excerpt' under the cover.

You can also find Terry the tortoise's own blog (which is much more interesting than my own!) at the website:

www.booksforchildren.wix.com/mrwolf

Terry the tortoise was very excited when I told him we'd received our first review on Amazon.co.uk, even though he pretends he doesn't care about the book.
Terry even suggested I posted the five star review here:

By GM on 19 Sep 2014
Format: Paperback Verified Purchase

"Most enjoyable & very creative.
Although aimed at children of 7+ years this will appeal to adults as well who enjoy reading works by Edward Lear, Spike Millingan, John Lennon etc. Bought this initially as a gift for a young family member, but so far both my wife & I can't bear to part with it!
I guess we'll just have to purchase a second copy. Thoroughly recommended, can't wait for Mr Wolf to produce more of the same."

You can read the first five chapters of TERRY - THE TIME TRAVELLING TORTOISE here:

https://www.goodreads.com/reader/5819...

Enjoy!

I've been as slow as a tortoise stuck in treacle at releasing the Kindle edition of Terry: The Time Travelling Tortoise, but it is now available! Hooray!

What's more it's absolutely FREE on Kindle until 22nd August. Get your mits on a copy now!

U.S: http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B013...

U.K: http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B0...


Thanks for the interest,

Mr. Wolf.

VOO-SHWIPOP! Terry The Time Travelling Tortoise has just arrived at a Kindle near you!

Yes, my silly debut book- suitable for kids and adults alike- is finally available on Kindle!

Only $1.55 on Amazon.com:

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B013...

And only 99p on Amazon.co.uk

http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B0...

I've been busy writing the next two books, the first of which is called The Top Secret Cheese, which will be published later this year. Keep your nose peeled for updates, because you'll be able to smell The Top Secret Cheese from miles away.

Thanks for everyone's continued support.

HOWWWWWLLLLLLL!

Mr. Wolf.

Beware! You’ll be able to smell the vile stench of Mr. Pong’s Cheap Cheese Emporium just by reading about it. It’s that smelly. In fact, it’s the stinkiest and most foul-whiffing place in the whole wide world. You have been warned!

However, if you do feel brave enough to step inside the cheese shop and meet the horrible Mr. and Mrs. Pong, not only will you find that they smell just as bad, you’ll also discover a girl called Cauliflower Cheese, a contented mouse, the terrifying Aunty Louder, and a very curious creature who goes by the name of Red Head.

What’s that? You want to know what The Top Secret Cheese is? Well, I can’t tell you that. It is top secret after all.

Suitable for all ages 8+.

FREE ON KINDLE UNTIL 11/11/15.

Amazon.com:
http://www.amazon.com/Top-Secret-Chee...

Amazon.co.uk: http://www.amazon.co.uk/Top-Secret-Ch...

Many thanks everyone!



Have you heard the news? I'm now offering affordable cartoon illustration services! Woo-hoo!

Check out this page from my revamped website for examples of my work and upfront pricing:

http://booksforchildren.wixsite.com/m...


I have over twenty years' experience of being a freelance illustrator, amongst other creative endeavours, which have included providing cartoon workshops at various arts centres and libraries throughout the UK, including a popular event for 2008's The Big Draw Festival - the world’s biggest celebration of drawing.

​So if my style of drawing is for you, please get in touch through the contact form on my website.

Many thanks!

In other news: it's been a long wait, but my third children's book Mr. Zumpo's Amazing Zoo of Unusual Animals will be released in 2018, so keep an eye out!

And don't forget you can read my book The Top Secret Cheese for FREE on my website!

http://booksforchildren.wixsite.com/m...

My first new children’s book in three years is now available! As with my other kids’ books, grown-ups should hopefully enjoy this funny book just as much as children. If you would like a free pdf copy of Mr. Zumpo's Amazing Zoo of Unusual Animals in return for an honest review, simply send me a message.

Here’s the blurb to tell you more:

When Raj and Reya meet a rather strange stranger called Mr. Zumpo, they find themselves visiting his Amazing Zoo of Unusual Animals to see some of the most peculiar and bizarre creatures in the whole wide world, such as a Ping-Pong Popperphant, a Wurly Wurlitzer Whistleroo, a Beatbox-Bunny, a Trombonial Pig-Fish and a Grumpy Bubble-Gum Chawooga.

To answer questions like: “What is a Woc?” “Exactly how smelly is a Super Pooper Stinky Pong Beast?” “How do you find an escaped Invisible Wibble Beast?” and “Is Mr. Zumpo really as friendly as he seems?”, you will have to accompany Raj and Reya to Mr. Zumpo’s Amazing Zoo of Unusual Animals.

Amazon.co.uk:
Kindle
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Amazon.com:
Kindle
Paperback

Many thanks for your interest and support!

Mr. Wolf.