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September 25, 2018
The Kind Of Stuff I Think About
When I wrote thePostWhy The Tardis Is The Perfect Spacetime Machine,before I signed my name to the piece,I wrote"This Is The Kind Of Stuff I Think About."Well,here is some moreStuffthat I like to think about.I was talking to a peer of mine the other day when I brought up the subject ofCloning.What are the differences betweenCloningsomeone who is aliveorCloningsomeone who is dead.We already clone many animals for foodand to bring back to life rich people's favorite pets.See;https://viagenpets.comandhttps://myfriendagain.com.These are just two of the companies in theUnited Statesbringing back your dead pets to life.South Koreahas been doing it for at least a couple of decades.
My discussion centered around a person'sSoul.We pretty much agreed that aClonedperson's environment meant a lot on how that individual would grow upand grow old.That the same cloned individuals,say one growing up inLos Angeles California,compared to the one growing upFairbanks Alaska,would not have completely the same personality traits as the other.There would be similarities,of course,but I personally believe the environment has a lot to do with the type of person you will become.I wrote about cloning before,in my short storyOnce In Heaven, Forever In Hell.It's about aMan's Soulbeing drawn back into each subsequent cloned body after it is revived.But my question to my peer was,"If a dead person is cloned and brought back to life, does the original person's soul inherits the new cloned body? Or is their a different soul for that body? And what if you cloned a live person, do they share one soul or somehow a new soul is given to the cloned body, by the grace of God. Or higher power. Whatever you prefer."Do I have the answers?No.These are questions I believeTheologianswill have to ponder about in the near future.As we have moreTest Tube BabiesbeingGenetically Enhancedand with people saving their essence in aCryonic Laboratoriesin case they suddenly pass away.Me?Myself?I plan on being aHeadon top of my daughters computer.Something like what you see in theTV ShowFuturama.
This is,Always Pondering The Big Questions In Life,Jim Hauenstein,
And,
“If we are made in his image. How will change in this next stage in our evolution? Where we have cloning of individuals and gene manipulation to enhance ourselves. Are we changing what that image is?”
- James Hauenstein -
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My discussion centered around a person'sSoul.We pretty much agreed that aClonedperson's environment meant a lot on how that individual would grow upand grow old.That the same cloned individuals,say one growing up inLos Angeles California,compared to the one growing upFairbanks Alaska,would not have completely the same personality traits as the other.There would be similarities,of course,but I personally believe the environment has a lot to do with the type of person you will become.I wrote about cloning before,in my short storyOnce In Heaven, Forever In Hell.It's about aMan's Soulbeing drawn back into each subsequent cloned body after it is revived.But my question to my peer was,"If a dead person is cloned and brought back to life, does the original person's soul inherits the new cloned body? Or is their a different soul for that body? And what if you cloned a live person, do they share one soul or somehow a new soul is given to the cloned body, by the grace of God. Or higher power. Whatever you prefer."Do I have the answers?No.These are questions I believeTheologianswill have to ponder about in the near future.As we have moreTest Tube BabiesbeingGenetically Enhancedand with people saving their essence in aCryonic Laboratoriesin case they suddenly pass away.Me?Myself?I plan on being aHeadon top of my daughters computer.Something like what you see in theTV ShowFuturama. This is,Always Pondering The Big Questions In Life,Jim Hauenstein,And,
“If we are made in his image. How will change in this next stage in our evolution? Where we have cloning of individuals and gene manipulation to enhance ourselves. Are we changing what that image is?”
- James Hauenstein -
That is my story and I am sticking to it!
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September 24, 2018
Angry All Over Again
As aHuman Being,I often have to work on some of my faults,which I have had decades to settle into.Like sayingStupid Statements,Swearing,and gettingAngryover the dumbest things.I found myself gettingAngrythe other day,so I went backand re-read one of myPostson the subject.It is fromMay 14th, 2015called,get this,Anger.Don't forget to read all the way through.There is a final statement at the end of thisPostwhich sizes up my situation from a couple of days ago.It is funny how life repeats itself.*****I want to bring up a little tidbit most people never consider is a problem in life.
That strongest of emotions,
"Anger."
Yes,
that's right,
"Anger."
In yesterday's
Post,
I talked about how I wish a couple of
Neanderthals,
who are wasting water,
should be fined
and put in jail for being stupid human beings!
Well,
that statement right there is what I would call,
"Anger."
I was angry at them because I felt they shouldn't be wasting water.
The dictionary describes
"Anger"
as,
"A strong feeling of displeasure and belligerence aroused by a wrong, wrath, or ire."Yes,
thank you again dictionary for not explaining a thing in words
and phrases that I can understand.
I believe they have it all wrong.
What makes me
Angry,
in my humble opinion,
is the result you feel when something,
as in
Person,
Place,
or
Thing,
is not doing what you want,
what you expected,
or not how you imagined it would be.
Think about it.
When you get angry with someone,
you are mad at them for not doing what you think is right.
They could have said something,
in your mind,
which is wrong,
or they drive so poorly that you want them to crash
and burn.
"Anger."
You plan for months to take a trip to a famous resort with a mouse as a mascot
and half the rides are shut down for their yearly maintenance.
"Anger."
You drive up to a
R.R. Crossing
and the car in front of you circumvents the
Crossing Gate
just before the train comes,
but you get stuck in between both
Gates
because the car in front of you stalls,
out of gas.
And here comes the train.
"Anger and death!"
Now,
all of those examples would piss me off,
greatly,
if they would happen to me.
Remember
"Anger"
contributes to bad
Karma,
Health Problems,
Loss Of Relationships,
and just about anything that is detrimental to your
Mental
and
Physical Well Being.
So,
to live a long
and have a prosperous life,
the next time you feel anger coming on,
let it pass.
Life is too short for all of that negative emotion.
This is,
Saying Om To Release My Anger,
James Hauenstein,
And,
“Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.”
- Ambrose Bierce -
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OUCH! I just stub my *&^%$# toe on that ?><&(!* @$$ "#@%$&)(((&*% table!
Oh yeah,
"Anger"
can come about from getting hurt too!
That strongest of emotions,
"Anger."
Yes,
that's right,
"Anger."
In yesterday's
Post,
I talked about how I wish a couple of
Neanderthals,
who are wasting water,
should be fined
and put in jail for being stupid human beings!
Well,
that statement right there is what I would call,
"Anger."
I was angry at them because I felt they shouldn't be wasting water.
The dictionary describes
"Anger"
as,
"A strong feeling of displeasure and belligerence aroused by a wrong, wrath, or ire."Yes,
thank you again dictionary for not explaining a thing in words
and phrases that I can understand.
I believe they have it all wrong.
What makes me
Angry,
in my humble opinion,
is the result you feel when something,
as in
Person,
Place,
or
Thing,
is not doing what you want,
what you expected,
or not how you imagined it would be.
Think about it.
When you get angry with someone,
you are mad at them for not doing what you think is right.
They could have said something,
in your mind,
which is wrong,
or they drive so poorly that you want them to crash
and burn.
"Anger."
You plan for months to take a trip to a famous resort with a mouse as a mascot
and half the rides are shut down for their yearly maintenance.
"Anger."
You drive up to a
R.R. Crossing
and the car in front of you circumvents the
Crossing Gate
just before the train comes,
but you get stuck in between both
Gates
because the car in front of you stalls,
out of gas.
And here comes the train.
"Anger and death!"
Now,
all of those examples would piss me off,
greatly,
if they would happen to me.
Remember
"Anger"
contributes to bad
Karma,
Health Problems,
Loss Of Relationships,
and just about anything that is detrimental to your
Mental
and
Physical Well Being.
So,
to live a long
and have a prosperous life,
the next time you feel anger coming on,
let it pass.
Life is too short for all of that negative emotion.
This is,
Saying Om To Release My Anger,
James Hauenstein,
And,
“Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.”
- Ambrose Bierce -
That is my story and I am sticking to it!
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OUCH! I just stub my *&^%$# toe on that ?><&(!* @$$ "#@%$&)(((&*% table!
Oh yeah,
"Anger"
can come about from getting hurt too!
September 19, 2018
iPhone Of The Future
A commercial,as seen on everyone's handheld cellphone,as a holographic projection,in the near future.*****
"It is here. As promised. The newest iPhone for this generation and for generations to come. It's the iPhone Eye!"Says a robotic image,
of a young women,
in her early twenties."With the latest breakthroughs from the last decade, where our engineers and scientist have combine polymers, with human fibrous cell layers, the vascular cell layers, with retina cells layers, and with our patented personalized electronics, you can now grow up and grow old with your new iPhone Eye. The eyeball actually expands as you begin growing and settles into the size you will use the rest of your life!"
Pitches the smiling android.
"No more losing your phone. No more calling from your friends phone to find yours. No more worries about dropping or breaking your phone. Because you will always see with your new iPhone Eye and do everything you always did with your handheld. Just, with a blink of an eye."
The holographic commercial,
shows a picture of a generic iPhone Eye.
"With the help of our iPhone distributors across the globe you will be able to customize the color, the size, the features, and set up your iPhone Eye surgery all in one visit. And let me assure you, Apple has screened surgeons from across the globe and have found the best and the brightest for your peace of mind. We even have developed an iPhone Eye for children so Mom and Dad can monitor and restrict usage of their kids Eye. So hurry to your local Apple Store to order yours now, because demand is high and a six month waiting period for the surgery is already backlogged."
The commercial switches,
from the smiling android,
to a picture of the typical snag everyone experiences,
when switching cellphone companies.
"And don't you worry about your existing cellphone contract. We will buyout your contract at no cost to you, because once you see how the iPhone Eye will change everything you do, we feel you will be an iPhone Eye wearer for life!"
This is,I Already Have Mine On Order, Jim Hauenstein,
And,
“The future depends on what you do today.”
- Mahatma Gandhi -
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"It is here. As promised. The newest iPhone for this generation and for generations to come. It's the iPhone Eye!"Says a robotic image,of a young women,
in her early twenties."With the latest breakthroughs from the last decade, where our engineers and scientist have combine polymers, with human fibrous cell layers, the vascular cell layers, with retina cells layers, and with our patented personalized electronics, you can now grow up and grow old with your new iPhone Eye. The eyeball actually expands as you begin growing and settles into the size you will use the rest of your life!"
Pitches the smiling android.
"No more losing your phone. No more calling from your friends phone to find yours. No more worries about dropping or breaking your phone. Because you will always see with your new iPhone Eye and do everything you always did with your handheld. Just, with a blink of an eye."The holographic commercial,
shows a picture of a generic iPhone Eye.
"With the help of our iPhone distributors across the globe you will be able to customize the color, the size, the features, and set up your iPhone Eye surgery all in one visit. And let me assure you, Apple has screened surgeons from across the globe and have found the best and the brightest for your peace of mind. We even have developed an iPhone Eye for children so Mom and Dad can monitor and restrict usage of their kids Eye. So hurry to your local Apple Store to order yours now, because demand is high and a six month waiting period for the surgery is already backlogged."The commercial switches,
from the smiling android,
to a picture of the typical snag everyone experiences,
when switching cellphone companies.
"And don't you worry about your existing cellphone contract. We will buyout your contract at no cost to you, because once you see how the iPhone Eye will change everything you do, we feel you will be an iPhone Eye wearer for life!"This is,I Already Have Mine On Order, Jim Hauenstein,
And,
“The future depends on what you do today.”
- Mahatma Gandhi -
That is my story and I am sticking to it!
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September 18, 2018
The California Climate Satellite
Well,our esteemPresidentdoesn't believe inGlobal Warming.Even though there is refutable evidence to the contrary.Like he has demonstrated overand over again.If his elderly rich friends can't make money off of something,it can't be good for the country.Besides,they won't be around when the planet does have a runawayGreenhouse Affect!I enjoyed this article I read inEngadget.com and thought that other people might find it interesting too!California plans to launch its own climate satellite.By Jon Fingas, @jonfingas 09.16.18 in Space on Engadget.comThe current White House doesn't accept climate science, and California is worried that this may lead to NASA switching off climate probes under pressure from President Trump. The state's solution? Build its own probe. In a speech at the Global Climate Action Summit, Governor Jerry Brown declared that California would launch its "own damn satellite" to detect pollution and address climate change. While he hinted at the possibility in 2016 remarks, it's more than just an allusion this time. The state is working with Planet Labs on the project, and will rely on the California Air Resources Board for further help. However long it takes to finish, the project escalates the fight between California and the Trump administration. The two have been at odds since the start, and the White House even plans to revoke California's Clean Air Act waiver just to prevent it from setting tough emissions standards. The state has fired back with more than 40 lawsuits against the administration, not to mention bills to phase out fossil fuels and otherwise address climate change directly. Now, the federal government has to contend with a state-run satellite program that might challenge NASA's strategy.
Way to goGovernor Jerry Brown!
At least someone is thinking about thisState,thisCountry,thisPlanet's,future instead ofCorporate Profits.
This is,Daily Trying To Leave The Smallest Footprint I Can On This Planet,Jim Hauenstein,
And,
“If we take all these actions and if it turns out not be true, we have reduced pollution and have better ways to live, the downside is very small. The other way around, and we don’t act, and it turns out to be true, then we have betrayed future generations and we don’t have the right to do that.”
- Tony Blair -
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Way to goGovernor Jerry Brown!
At least someone is thinking about thisState,thisCountry,thisPlanet's,future instead ofCorporate Profits.
This is,Daily Trying To Leave The Smallest Footprint I Can On This Planet,Jim Hauenstein,And,
“If we take all these actions and if it turns out not be true, we have reduced pollution and have better ways to live, the downside is very small. The other way around, and we don’t act, and it turns out to be true, then we have betrayed future generations and we don’t have the right to do that.”
- Tony Blair -
That is my story and I am sticking to it!
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September 17, 2018
One Of My Favorite True Stories About My Life
From myPostThe Guy With The Tear Drop Tattoo.September 8th, 2015.*****Let's make a long story short.First,I have mentioned before that I used to drink alcohol.I'm not going to say I regret what I did,because I believe if you regret things in life,it eats away at you,and you become afraid of living.What I am going to say is,I did make a lot of mistakes while drinkingand I've learned from it.One mistake I made was the day I was busted for a
DUI,here in
California.Actually,
at the time I was arrested,it is not as bad as it is now.Now,
you automatically receive a
30 Day Suspension
of your license,and depending on how drunk you were,you could be spending your weekends picking up garbage.
Either at the side of theHighway,or at the
City Dump.Yes the
City Dump.Because,
they didn't want debris flying out of the dump into neighboring neighborhoods!
I had to do weekends:(The very first day,you drive to a designated spot,where there are about 20 other people waiting.Then everyone hops onto a
Prison Bus,and you are taken to the
City Dump.I had the good fortune,or should I say the misfortune,
of being one of two white guys on the bus.And we were the oldest members on the bus.On that very first day,I was being harassed from a guy who had a
Tear Drop Tattoo.He was throwing ice at the back of my head,with him
and his buddies laughing.I know,it sounds childish,but they all had enough
Gang Sign Tattoos
that I knew I was outclassed,
as far as fighting them off,
if it came down to it.But a stroke of luck came my way.You see,we don't all start on the same day.Some of these guys have been doing weekends for awhile.One guy had three years,of doing weekends!The old timers get to drive their own cars to the dump,so when we got their,our total reached about 30 people.Did you ever noticed how,no matter what situation you are in,their always seems to be a leader of the group your are with?Just before roll call,the person that everyone respected,because I believe he was their the longest,and after doing all the gang handshakes with everyone else,was just about to do the same with me,when I said,"Hi, I'm a white guy."And I gave him the classic white guy handshake.Everyone burst out laughing,including the leader,and he said,"That was sweet."From that day forward I was known as"Sweet"from all the guysand was considered one of the bunch.I actually got to talk to a lot of them.They were really surprised that I wasn't some
Snobby Rich White Guy.And a lot of the problems they were having raising a family,were the same problems I was having.I became friends with some of them,as far asWeekend Prison Worker Friendshipsare concerned.And to this day,15 years later(or more, I'm not sure),I still talk to one of those guysand I consider him a good friend!
This is,I Will Always Be Friends With Mark,Jim Hauenstein,
And,
“You're going to come across people in your life who will say all the right words at all the right times. But in the end, it's always their actions you should judge them by. It's actions, not words, that matter.”- Nicholas Sparks, -
That is my story and I am sticking to it!
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DUI,here in
California.Actually,
at the time I was arrested,it is not as bad as it is now.Now,
you automatically receive a
30 Day Suspension
of your license,and depending on how drunk you were,you could be spending your weekends picking up garbage.
Either at the side of theHighway,or at the
City Dump.Yes the
City Dump.Because,
they didn't want debris flying out of the dump into neighboring neighborhoods!
I had to do weekends:(The very first day,you drive to a designated spot,where there are about 20 other people waiting.Then everyone hops onto aPrison Bus,and you are taken to the
City Dump.I had the good fortune,or should I say the misfortune,
of being one of two white guys on the bus.And we were the oldest members on the bus.On that very first day,I was being harassed from a guy who had a
Tear Drop Tattoo.He was throwing ice at the back of my head,with him
and his buddies laughing.I know,it sounds childish,but they all had enough
Gang Sign Tattoos
that I knew I was outclassed,
as far as fighting them off,
if it came down to it.But a stroke of luck came my way.You see,we don't all start on the same day.Some of these guys have been doing weekends for awhile.One guy had three years,of doing weekends!The old timers get to drive their own cars to the dump,so when we got their,our total reached about 30 people.Did you ever noticed how,no matter what situation you are in,their always seems to be a leader of the group your are with?Just before roll call,the person that everyone respected,because I believe he was their the longest,and after doing all the gang handshakes with everyone else,was just about to do the same with me,when I said,"Hi, I'm a white guy."And I gave him the classic white guy handshake.Everyone burst out laughing,including the leader,and he said,"That was sweet."From that day forward I was known as"Sweet"from all the guysand was considered one of the bunch.I actually got to talk to a lot of them.They were really surprised that I wasn't some
Snobby Rich White Guy.And a lot of the problems they were having raising a family,were the same problems I was having.I became friends with some of them,as far asWeekend Prison Worker Friendshipsare concerned.And to this day,15 years later(or more, I'm not sure),I still talk to one of those guysand I consider him a good friend!
This is,I Will Always Be Friends With Mark,Jim Hauenstein,
And,
“You're going to come across people in your life who will say all the right words at all the right times. But in the end, it's always their actions you should judge them by. It's actions, not words, that matter.”- Nicholas Sparks, -
That is my story and I am sticking to it!
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September 16, 2018
Thanks For The Praise
This is a small timeBlog.I am not trying to degrade my own material,but,compared to someone likeAndy Weir's Blog,before he became famous,and took everything down, he would average in the thousands of daily viewers.I guess he was famous already? I am averaging from fifty to one hundred daily viewers.Am I jealous?You betcha!I'm kidding.I do this for the enjoyment of writing.First & Foremost.It wouldn't matter if only one person came along each day to view myBlog.I do it for the creative enjoyment I get out of it.WritingFictitious Storiesthat I have have created on my own.I know,I do fill some of the days with stories aboutSciencethat I have been reading of late.MyPolitical Viewson occasion.Forgive me for that.And the goodand the bad stories that are in the news,which affect me.But my main goal will always be to writePoetry,Fiction,and put up the occasionalMusic Video.The reason for this long introduction?It is because I got anotherCommenton myPostcalledOppai Cell Phone Cover.From January 12th, 2016. I have had moreCommentson thisPostthan any other.And for me,this is big.It tells me what people are interested in besides myStories.ThePostactually talks aboutCell Phone Coversthat are popular inJapan
and the newKaraoke Mute Microphones,which are also sold inJapan.
For some reason,thisPostis a fan favorite toCommenton.The latest comes fromLatika sharma September 10, 2018 at 12:31 "This is really awesome and beautiful.
Thank for this sharing."
This is,I Am Pretty Sure She Is Talking About My Photo On The Top Of The BlogAnd Not My Post,Jim Hauenstein,
And,
“I try to make my comments like a woman's skirt: long enough to be respectable and short enough to be interesting.”
- Adam Clayton Powell -
That is my story and I am sticking to it!
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and the newKaraoke Mute Microphones,which are also sold inJapan. For some reason,thisPostis a fan favorite toCommenton.The latest comes fromLatika sharma September 10, 2018 at 12:31 "This is really awesome and beautiful.Thank for this sharing."
This is,I Am Pretty Sure She Is Talking About My Photo On The Top Of The BlogAnd Not My Post,Jim Hauenstein,
And,
“I try to make my comments like a woman's skirt: long enough to be respectable and short enough to be interesting.”
- Adam Clayton Powell -
That is my story and I am sticking to it!
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September 14, 2018
Whovian Humor
It isFriday,and we all need a little humor in our lives to start the weekend off right.In celebration of theOctober 7thstart of the newDoctor Who Season,onBBC America,I thought a littleWhovianhumor would be appropriate.
Q: Why did the Dalek apply for a job in pest control?
A: He liked the job description - "Exterminate! Exterminate!"
Q: Where does a Cyberman leave his spaceship?
A: At a parking meteor
Q: What does a Sontaran take on holiday?
A: Sun-taran lotion
Q: What happens when the doctor goes back in time and sees himself?
A: Its a pair-a-docs!
Q: Why did the face of Boe not go to the party?
A: Because he had no-body to go with.
Q: What do you call a time-traveling cow?
A: Doctor Moo
Q: Why does the Doctor regularly go to the dentist?
A: He doesn't want to lose his K9
Q: What does the Doctor eat with spaghetti?
A: Dalek bread
Q: How many Dr Who fans does it take to change a light-bulb?
A: One million. One to change the bulb, and 999,999 to say that although the new bulb is OK, the bulbs they grew up with are much better.
Q: Why didn't the Dalek apply for a job at the job center?
A: There wasn't any temporal-shift work available.
Q: What time is it when a Dalek runs over your foot?
A: Time to call the Doctor
Q: What's the best way to negotiate with a Cyberman?
A: From a long way awayThank you tohttps://www.quickfunnyjokes.com/doctorwho.htmlfor helping me with the humor.
This is, Waiting For The Doctor To Pick Me Up Someday As His New Companion,Jim Hauenstein,
And,
“There's something that doesn't make sense. Let's go and poke it with a stick.”
- Steven Moffat -
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Q: Why did the Dalek apply for a job in pest control?
A: He liked the job description - "Exterminate! Exterminate!"
Q: Where does a Cyberman leave his spaceship?
A: At a parking meteor
Q: What does a Sontaran take on holiday?
A: Sun-taran lotion
Q: What happens when the doctor goes back in time and sees himself?
A: Its a pair-a-docs!
Q: Why did the face of Boe not go to the party?
A: Because he had no-body to go with.
Q: What do you call a time-traveling cow?
A: Doctor Moo
Q: Why does the Doctor regularly go to the dentist?
A: He doesn't want to lose his K9
Q: What does the Doctor eat with spaghetti?
A: Dalek bread
Q: How many Dr Who fans does it take to change a light-bulb?
A: One million. One to change the bulb, and 999,999 to say that although the new bulb is OK, the bulbs they grew up with are much better.
Q: Why didn't the Dalek apply for a job at the job center?
A: There wasn't any temporal-shift work available.
Q: What time is it when a Dalek runs over your foot?
A: Time to call the Doctor
Q: What's the best way to negotiate with a Cyberman?
A: From a long way awayThank you tohttps://www.quickfunnyjokes.com/doctorwho.htmlfor helping me with the humor.
This is, Waiting For The Doctor To Pick Me Up Someday As His New Companion,Jim Hauenstein,
And,
“There's something that doesn't make sense. Let's go and poke it with a stick.”
- Steven Moffat -
That is my story and I am sticking to it!
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September 13, 2018
The Hauenstein Theory
I thought it was time to bring back myTheoryI theorized in myPostI Have A Theory!DatedApril 25th, 2015.It explains why we haveAncient Aliensand they are nowhere to be seen today! *****I want you to mark this day down on your calendar,
because you have heard this theory here first.
It's called,
"The Hauenstein Theory." OK,
all of you
Alien Conspiracy Theorists,I am going to answer all your questions about why we don't see any
Aliens Today.Yet,
a famous
TV Show
on the
History Channel
claims we can find plenty of evidence from the past that tells us, Aliens
have been here,
visiting us humans.
Here it goes.
The Hauenstein Theory.
*****
I believe in
"Worm Holes."
I believe we will eventually discover that they occur naturally,
and are natural phenomena throughout the
Galaxy.
We just don't have the
Physics
and the
Technology
to detect them.
Once we do,
our technology should be advanced enough,
by then,
that we will be able to travel the great distances,
across our
Galaxy
and hopefully,
throughout the
Universe,
With the help from these
Worm Holes.What most
Alien Believers
do not take into account is"Hubble's Law,"
and how it affects
Worm Holes.To put it simply,
Hubble's Law
states that,"Everything is moving away from us and every other object in space."Yes,
you are right.
It is not one hundred percent true,
as a rule,
but there are exceptions to everything.
Example,the
Andromeda Galaxy
will collide with the
Milky Way Galaxy
in about a billion years
or so.But as a whole,
the theory is sound. So using
Hubble's Law
as a measuring point,space is expanding as everything is moving away from everything else.Including the
Earth,
the
Moon,
and the
Sun.Away from each other.If you don't believe me,
look it up. Now,
one of the exceptions to this is,
and is not part of
Hubble's Law,
is "Dark Matter."These
Worm Holes,
are also in motion.
Being forced to move around. Unlike everything made out of
Star Stuffthey are not moving away from us
or anything else.
They just can't stay in one location. Dark Matter
is in motion to fill the gaps that the
Galaxies,
Stars,
Planets,
Moons,
Asteriods,
Comets,
Gas Molecules,
and
Dust Clouds,
are leaving behind,
as they move away from each other.
Let us just use
Stars
to help explain my theory. Also,
I say gaps,
but it might be easier to imagine that the
Stars
are like fish swimming in water.
Water being
Dark Matter. The
Star
or
Fish
forces the water to spread out in front of it to account for its mass,but the water needs to close in behind it to fill in the gap the mass has left behind.The fins
and tail movement,
represents the magnetic field objects have when moving through
Space.
These ripples,
or magnetic fields also pushes objects around.The same water is not replacing the same spot left behind by the moving fish,
but being pushed to another location as other water,
from a different location fills in those spots.
The
Worm Holes
have to go with the flow. So in space,
absolutely everything is in motion.
Dark Matter
is also either being cleared away as something pushes through it,or it is moving in to fill a void left by moving objects.When
Aliens
were visiting the
Earth
in our past,
it was viable for them to use the
Worm Hole
closes to us.Eventually,
this
Worm Hole
moved so far away from us,that the distance was too great for them to reach us any longer. But wait.Fear not you ever fun loving
Alien Believers!They are coming back.All they are waiting for is the next
Worm Hole
to line up close enough to both parties to make it possible to travel the great distance once again. And,
won't they be surprised to see that we are less hairy,
taller,and make a whole lot of weapons from the knowledge they have implanted in our
DNA!That is
"The Hauenstein Theory."
This is,
It's Just A Thought,
Jim Hauenstein,
And,
“Universe is expanding to infinity without a center in space.”
- Vishwanath S J -
That is my story and I am sticking to it!
Pass this Post on to any
Alien Believer,
Scientist,
or Mathematician
and you could win my ever loving thanks.So let's talk about it.Leave a comment below
and I'll answer your questions
or comments in a Post.So do your Happy Dance Alien Lovers because they are coming back!
The Aliens are coming.The Aliens are coming.The Aliens are coming, back to town!
because you have heard this theory here first.
It's called,
"The Hauenstein Theory." OK,
all of you
Alien Conspiracy Theorists,I am going to answer all your questions about why we don't see any
Aliens Today.Yet,
a famous
TV Show
on the
History Channel
claims we can find plenty of evidence from the past that tells us, Aliens
have been here,
visiting us humans.
Here it goes.
The Hauenstein Theory.
*****
I believe in"Worm Holes."
I believe we will eventually discover that they occur naturally,
and are natural phenomena throughout the
Galaxy.
We just don't have the
Physics
and the
Technology
to detect them.
Once we do,
our technology should be advanced enough,
by then,
that we will be able to travel the great distances,
across our
Galaxy
and hopefully,
throughout the
Universe,
With the help from these
Worm Holes.What most
Alien Believers
do not take into account is"Hubble's Law,"
and how it affects
Worm Holes.To put it simply,
Hubble's Law
states that,"Everything is moving away from us and every other object in space."Yes,
you are right.
It is not one hundred percent true,
as a rule,
but there are exceptions to everything.
Example,the
Andromeda Galaxy
will collide with the
Milky Way Galaxy
in about a billion years
or so.But as a whole,
the theory is sound. So using
Hubble's Law
as a measuring point,space is expanding as everything is moving away from everything else.Including the
Earth,
the
Moon,
and the
Sun.Away from each other.If you don't believe me,
look it up. Now,
one of the exceptions to this is,
and is not part of
Hubble's Law,
is "Dark Matter."These
Worm Holes,
are also in motion.
Being forced to move around. Unlike everything made out of
Star Stuffthey are not moving away from us
or anything else.
They just can't stay in one location. Dark Matter
is in motion to fill the gaps that the
Galaxies,
Stars,
Planets,
Moons,
Asteriods,
Comets,
Gas Molecules,
and
Dust Clouds,
are leaving behind,
as they move away from each other.
Let us just use
Stars
to help explain my theory. Also,
I say gaps,
but it might be easier to imagine that the
Stars
are like fish swimming in water.
Water being
Dark Matter. The
Star
or
Fish
forces the water to spread out in front of it to account for its mass,but the water needs to close in behind it to fill in the gap the mass has left behind.The fins
and tail movement,
represents the magnetic field objects have when moving through
Space.
These ripples,
or magnetic fields also pushes objects around.The same water is not replacing the same spot left behind by the moving fish,
but being pushed to another location as other water,
from a different location fills in those spots.
The
Worm Holes
have to go with the flow. So in space,
absolutely everything is in motion.
Dark Matter
is also either being cleared away as something pushes through it,or it is moving in to fill a void left by moving objects.When
Aliens
were visiting the
Earth
in our past,
it was viable for them to use the
Worm Hole
closes to us.Eventually,
this
Worm Hole
moved so far away from us,that the distance was too great for them to reach us any longer. But wait.Fear not you ever fun loving
Alien Believers!They are coming back.All they are waiting for is the next
Worm Hole
to line up close enough to both parties to make it possible to travel the great distance once again. And,
won't they be surprised to see that we are less hairy,
taller,and make a whole lot of weapons from the knowledge they have implanted in our
DNA!That is
"The Hauenstein Theory."
This is,
It's Just A Thought,
Jim Hauenstein,
And,
“Universe is expanding to infinity without a center in space.”
- Vishwanath S J -
That is my story and I am sticking to it!
Pass this Post on to any
Alien Believer,
Scientist,
or Mathematician
and you could win my ever loving thanks.So let's talk about it.Leave a comment below
and I'll answer your questions
or comments in a Post.So do your Happy Dance Alien Lovers because they are coming back!
The Aliens are coming.The Aliens are coming.The Aliens are coming, back to town!
September 11, 2018
Kimi
I would like to pay tribute to one of mySports Heroes.His name isKimi Raikkonen,theIce Man.As he is known as aFormula 1 Driver.If you have never seen aFormula 1 Raceor no longer watch the sport,you are missing out. Kimiis a fan favoriteWorldwide.He is a man of few wordsbut a demon on the track.Hence the nameIce Man.Quotes byKimi;"If I could throw my phone away, I would probably do it. It's always on silent, and I don't like when it rings and people are calling. We could live without those things in the past when we just had a phone on the street somewhere, on the corner or at the house. I have no interest in telling all the people what I do every day and where I am.""Since I started in motor racing I've worked with people from all over the world. We are all here to go racing and prejudice will never play any part in that.""When I was a kid, I would watch the Grand Prix. Everyone dreams of becoming a race driver, while I only started thinking about it when I was 18 or 19. Only at that age did I seriously start thinking about this job. Before then, I would change ideas from one second to the next.""There's always a lot of talk about motivation to race, but nobody really knows what I do or what I think apart from myself, so I don't really care what people think."
Kimi is not dying,or dead,or anything like that.He is being pushed out of one of the bestFormula 1 Teamsin racing today.Ferrari.He will still be racing next year forSauber.The team which gaveKimihis start inF1back in 2001.One of the bottom rung teams today.But if anyone can turn the fortunes ofSauberaround,it'sKimi Raikkonen!This is,Not Going To Get Angry With The Scuderia About The Change,Jim Hauenstein,And,A famous quote by Kimi when he drove for Lotus a few years backand his engineer came on his radio to encourage him.
"Shut up. I know what I am doing."- Kimi Raikkonen -
That is my story and I am sticking to it!
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Kimi is not dying,or dead,or anything like that.He is being pushed out of one of the bestFormula 1 Teamsin racing today.Ferrari.He will still be racing next year forSauber.The team which gaveKimihis start inF1back in 2001.One of the bottom rung teams today.But if anyone can turn the fortunes ofSauberaround,it'sKimi Raikkonen!This is,Not Going To Get Angry With The Scuderia About The Change,Jim Hauenstein,And,A famous quote by Kimi when he drove for Lotus a few years backand his engineer came on his radio to encourage him."Shut up. I know what I am doing."- Kimi Raikkonen -
That is my story and I am sticking to it!
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September 7, 2018
Heartwarming
I know I said yesterday that I needed a few days to write my fantasy story"News At Eleven."And that I probably wasn't going to put anyDaily Postsfor thenext few days. But,I have been following this story from the beginningand I am glad to give this wonderful update.
Homeless veteran will get all $400,000 owed to him
By Alexander Smith for NBCNews.con on MSN.com/NewsGoFundMe has promised homeless veteran Johnny Bobbitt Jr. he will receive the rest of $400,000 in donations owed to him after the couple who raised the money allegedly spent the cash on luxury goods and holidays. Bobbitt became a nationwide story after he gave his last $20 to Katelyn McClure, a woman who had run out of gas on the freeway ramp outside Philadelphia. On Thursday, GoFundMe said it would make sure Bobbitt received all of the money he was owed. "Johnny will be made whole and we're committing that he'll receive the balance of the unspent funds raised on his behalf," it said in a statement. "GoFundMe's goal has always been to ensure Johnny gets the support he deserves."
Wow,a corporation stepping upand helping the little guy!What a heartwarming story.With,a happy ending too!Everyone, Pay It Forward!We all need a little help once in awhile.
This is,Back To My Writing,Jim Hauenstein,
And,
“No one has ever become poor by giving.”
- Anne Frank, -
“It's not how much we give but how much love we put into giving.”
- Mother Theresa -
“There is no exercise better for the heart than reaching down and lifting people up.”
- John Holmes -
“When we give cheerfully and accept gratefully, everyone is blessed.”
- Maya Angelou -
“A bone to the dog is not charity. Charity is the bone shared with the dog, when you are just as hungry as the dog.”
- Jack London -
“You have not lived today until you have done something for someone who can never repay you.”
- John Bunyan -
“The simplest acts of kindness are by far more powerful then a thousand heads bowing in prayer.”
- Mahatma Gandhi -
That is my story and I am sticking to it!
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Wow,a corporation stepping upand helping the little guy!What a heartwarming story.With,a happy ending too!Everyone, Pay It Forward!We all need a little help once in awhile.This is,Back To My Writing,Jim Hauenstein,
And,
“No one has ever become poor by giving.”
- Anne Frank, -
“It's not how much we give but how much love we put into giving.”
- Mother Theresa -
“There is no exercise better for the heart than reaching down and lifting people up.”
- John Holmes -
“When we give cheerfully and accept gratefully, everyone is blessed.”
- Maya Angelou -
“A bone to the dog is not charity. Charity is the bone shared with the dog, when you are just as hungry as the dog.”
- Jack London -
“You have not lived today until you have done something for someone who can never repay you.”
- John Bunyan -
“The simplest acts of kindness are by far more powerful then a thousand heads bowing in prayer.”
- Mahatma Gandhi -
That is my story and I am sticking to it!
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