James Hauenstein's Blog, page 119
September 5, 2016
Making Sure I Answer Every Comment With The Truth
From now on I am going to useSundayas my day to tie up loose ends from the week before.Like saying my side of a story for anyCommentsleft during the week.Or,if I need to clarify a point from one of myPosts.And I am determined to do this,starting next week.So on this beautifulLabor Day,I am going to respond to someCommentsleft on two of myPosts.Who do you think was brave enough toComment?Yes,it is from the infamous,"The Jeff!"
On my Post;
When Will The Next "My Hometown News" Video Be Released Out On YouTube
Jeff Povlich September 2, 2016 at 8:38 AM"The News As We See It is in hiatus. I'm still recovering from my encounter with the Weeping Angels."
In that Post,I claimed that the recentSETInoise that the orginization got overzealous about,wasn'tETsending out radio-waves because there is an advance civilization somewhere in ourGalaxy,but it was from an annotator of mine answering from hisTardis.He is giving me all the excuses that he can on why theHit YouTube Channel;The News As We See Ithas not released episode three! I call it"My Hometown News"because it is from myHometown,myFriendsare theNewscasters,and I wanted the hundreds ofFollowersof theirs to get confusedand have to come to myBlogto link up to their site.I underestimated the intelligence of all thoseCountry Bumpkinswho watch their channelReligiouslythough.And since I had inside information from the writer himself,that another episode was in the works,I was pretty confident that it would be out soon.Now,theHead Honchosays the series is on hiatus!Isn't that what they said about the originalStar Trek TV Series?I can't wait forThe News As We See It - The Movie!
On my Post;
My Father, Brother, And Son-In-Law Are True Heroes
he said;
Jeff Povlich September 2, 2016 at 5:47 PM"Wow we finally agree on something. I must be drunk."
I would prefer if you would read the Post yourselves,instead of me trying to explain what it is all about.I do believe it is an important oneand after you read it,if you do not agree,leave a Comment.
Since,this is a breakthrough for two side of a different fence,to come togetherand agree upon a signal point,I went through all of my old photo collections I've obtain through the years of all thePolitical Ralliesthat I have attended.This particular photo I dedicate to"The Jeff."It was during my late night interview ofDonald Trumpat his home.
This is,Making Sure I Answer Every Comment With The Truth,Jim Hauenstein,
And,
“Popular culture is a place where pity is called compassion, flattery is called love, propaganda is called knowledge, tension is called peace, gossip is called news, and auto-tune is called singing.” - Criss Jami, -
That is my story and I am sticking to it!
Like what you are reading,or do not like what you see.Set up my Blog as your Homepage,or sign up as a Follower,or leave a Comment,and I will answer you in a Post.
Thanks for reading.
Love Her Two Times
Men who have sex once a month or less have a risk of developing heart disease that's 45 percent greater than that of guys who do it two or three times a week, a study in the American Journal of Cardiology reveals.
Now that is some good news!
On my Post;
When Will The Next "My Hometown News" Video Be Released Out On YouTube
Jeff Povlich September 2, 2016 at 8:38 AM"The News As We See It is in hiatus. I'm still recovering from my encounter with the Weeping Angels."
In that Post,I claimed that the recentSETInoise that the orginization got overzealous about,wasn'tETsending out radio-waves because there is an advance civilization somewhere in ourGalaxy,but it was from an annotator of mine answering from hisTardis.He is giving me all the excuses that he can on why theHit YouTube Channel;The News As We See Ithas not released episode three! I call it"My Hometown News"because it is from myHometown,myFriendsare theNewscasters,and I wanted the hundreds ofFollowersof theirs to get confusedand have to come to myBlogto link up to their site.I underestimated the intelligence of all thoseCountry Bumpkinswho watch their channelReligiouslythough.And since I had inside information from the writer himself,that another episode was in the works,I was pretty confident that it would be out soon.Now,theHead Honchosays the series is on hiatus!Isn't that what they said about the originalStar Trek TV Series?I can't wait forThe News As We See It - The Movie!
On my Post;
My Father, Brother, And Son-In-Law Are True Heroes
he said;
Jeff Povlich September 2, 2016 at 5:47 PM"Wow we finally agree on something. I must be drunk."
I would prefer if you would read the Post yourselves,instead of me trying to explain what it is all about.I do believe it is an important oneand after you read it,if you do not agree,leave a Comment.
Since,this is a breakthrough for two side of a different fence,to come togetherand agree upon a signal point,I went through all of my old photo collections I've obtain through the years of all thePolitical Ralliesthat I have attended.This particular photo I dedicate to"The Jeff."It was during my late night interview ofDonald Trumpat his home.
This is,Making Sure I Answer Every Comment With The Truth,Jim Hauenstein,
And,
“Popular culture is a place where pity is called compassion, flattery is called love, propaganda is called knowledge, tension is called peace, gossip is called news, and auto-tune is called singing.” - Criss Jami, -
That is my story and I am sticking to it!
Like what you are reading,or do not like what you see.Set up my Blog as your Homepage,or sign up as a Follower,or leave a Comment,and I will answer you in a Post.
Thanks for reading.
Love Her Two Times
Men who have sex once a month or less have a risk of developing heart disease that's 45 percent greater than that of guys who do it two or three times a week, a study in the American Journal of Cardiology reveals.
Now that is some good news!
September 4, 2016
Admiring An App
Being a Parent.....Yes,I was allowed to procreate.Being a Parent,in the past,I had to force my children to go outside forOne Hour A Day.
They didn't constantly watchTVlike my generation did.They sat in front of theirComputers,Game Consoles,andCell Phonesall day.I always had computers around the house for my children to use since I new that was the future.I didn't mind the younger children learning how to use them,even before they were old enough to go to school.Unfortunately,for the older three,they were born before computers became affordable.My younger four though,enjoyed their technology so much,they started the habit of never going outsideand just played games on those three devices I've mentioned.So,being a concernedParent,I forced my younger kids to go outside for an hour once a day.Now that my youngest is 17 years old,I no longer have to worry about it.Like all kids growing up,the older they get,the less time they want to be at home.And as it should be.Luckily for today's Parents,there is a sensation going on right now where those worries won't arise.It's calledPokemon Go!
The smartest thing the developers did with thisApp,was to set up most of characters aroundCity,County,andState Parks.We have aDuck Pondhere in theCity of Temeculaand every weekend I see hundreds of people walking around it to findPokemons.
I see families together looking forPokemons.I see couples looking forPokemons.I see teenagers looking forPokemons.And I see kids looking forPokemonsin everyParkI go to.People are actually spending time together outside because of this oneApp.You Go Pokemon Go!
This is,Admiring An App That Wasn't Around During Mine And My Kid's Younger Days,Jim Hauenstein,
And,
“I want to fall backwards into a pit of bio-luminescent Pokémon!”- Megan Boyle, -
That is my story and I am sticking to it!
Like what you are reading,or do not like what you see.Set up my Blog as your Homepage,or sign up as a Follower,or leave a Comment,and I will answer you in a Post.
Thanks for reading.
They didn't constantly watchTVlike my generation did.They sat in front of theirComputers,Game Consoles,andCell Phonesall day.I always had computers around the house for my children to use since I new that was the future.I didn't mind the younger children learning how to use them,even before they were old enough to go to school.Unfortunately,for the older three,they were born before computers became affordable.My younger four though,enjoyed their technology so much,they started the habit of never going outsideand just played games on those three devices I've mentioned.So,being a concernedParent,I forced my younger kids to go outside for an hour once a day.Now that my youngest is 17 years old,I no longer have to worry about it.Like all kids growing up,the older they get,the less time they want to be at home.And as it should be.Luckily for today's Parents,there is a sensation going on right now where those worries won't arise.It's calledPokemon Go!
The smartest thing the developers did with thisApp,was to set up most of characters aroundCity,County,andState Parks.We have aDuck Pondhere in theCity of Temeculaand every weekend I see hundreds of people walking around it to findPokemons.
I see families together looking forPokemons.I see couples looking forPokemons.I see teenagers looking forPokemons.And I see kids looking forPokemonsin everyParkI go to.People are actually spending time together outside because of this oneApp.You Go Pokemon Go!This is,Admiring An App That Wasn't Around During Mine And My Kid's Younger Days,Jim Hauenstein,
And,
“I want to fall backwards into a pit of bio-luminescent Pokémon!”- Megan Boyle, -
That is my story and I am sticking to it!
Like what you are reading,or do not like what you see.Set up my Blog as your Homepage,or sign up as a Follower,or leave a Comment,and I will answer you in a Post.
Thanks for reading.
September 3, 2016
The 5 Best Posts Of August, 2016
Oh yes.I have heard it all before.The first thing that goes is the mind.
But in my case,it was the hair first,then the waist line,and now the little mouse spinning the big wheel inside my head,which forces all the other gears to spin,has decided to take a lunch break.Yes,I forgot again to do the5 Best Posts of The Monthon the last day of the month.This time it is August!So,without anymore excuses of why I forgot,here are
The 5 Best Posts Of August, 2016
!
The 5th Best Post of August, 2016 is;It Is A Tie!So The 5th & 4th Best Posts of August, 2016 are;(And You Can Flip Them Back And Forth Between Either Place!)
Just Don't Take My Word For It&One More Thing To Say!
Just Don't Take My Word For It Is a Post about, after a Comment stated that I needed to see "Clinton Cash" if I was to be fair about pointing fingers between the Republican Candidate taking foreign money during his campaign and the Democratic Candidate getting foreign money for her campaign to become the President of these United States. To Be fair, I even put the whole documentary, "Clinton Cash," on this Post so anyone can see both sides of this issue.
One More Thing To Say! Is a rebuttal to Commentator Jeff about what he humorously said on another Post of mine called, Chester Cat For President. He stated that he wanted to bring back "The Bull Moose Party." But, to my understanding, they are still around. They have been loosing followers though, ever since their mentor, Theodore Roosevelt died!
The 3rd Best Post of August, 2016 is;
I Am Like All Armchair PunditsIs a Post where I try to explain why I sometimes get carried away with talking about Politics on this Blog, when I should be writing new Flash Fiction stories, and how proud I am to the fact that, A-L-I-V, a Short Story I wrote, is the most viewed and read Post ever, on my Blog. Thank you.
The 2nd Best Post of August, 2016 is;
This Is What I Truly BelieveA more personal Post then most, where I talk about how I recently felt close to death while sick in bed with my COPD disease. How I believe our essence or soul is eternal and we move on to a different plane of existence when we die.
The Number 1 Best Post of August 2016 is;
Your Opinion Will Not Be HeardWhere I talk about how recently it seems I only have two people who Comment on my different Posts. One, who is a heckler type and another, who is witty and can even be profound sometimes. Even though we are on different sides of the Political fence. One sentence explains it all in this Post; "The only bad thing that can come out of not Commenting is, Your Opinion Will Not Be Heard!
Well, there you have it.Three days late,but always fun to go backand reminisce about the good times we have shared together this past month.Arrivederci
This is,Looking Forward To Once Again Coming Up With Hard Hitting Flash Fiction Stories To Entertain You In The Month Of September,Jim Hauenstein,
And,
“It is not enough that we do our best; sometimes we must do what is required.”
- Winston S. Churchill -
That is my story and I am sticking to it!
Like what you are reading,or do not like what you see.Set up my Blog as your Homepage,or sign up as a Follower,or leave a Comment,and I will answer you in a Post.
Thanks for reading.
But in my case,it was the hair first,then the waist line,and now the little mouse spinning the big wheel inside my head,which forces all the other gears to spin,has decided to take a lunch break.Yes,I forgot again to do the5 Best Posts of The Monthon the last day of the month.This time it is August!So,without anymore excuses of why I forgot,here are
The 5 Best Posts Of August, 2016
!
The 5th Best Post of August, 2016 is;It Is A Tie!So The 5th & 4th Best Posts of August, 2016 are;(And You Can Flip Them Back And Forth Between Either Place!)
Just Don't Take My Word For It&One More Thing To Say!
Just Don't Take My Word For It Is a Post about, after a Comment stated that I needed to see "Clinton Cash" if I was to be fair about pointing fingers between the Republican Candidate taking foreign money during his campaign and the Democratic Candidate getting foreign money for her campaign to become the President of these United States. To Be fair, I even put the whole documentary, "Clinton Cash," on this Post so anyone can see both sides of this issue.
One More Thing To Say! Is a rebuttal to Commentator Jeff about what he humorously said on another Post of mine called, Chester Cat For President. He stated that he wanted to bring back "The Bull Moose Party." But, to my understanding, they are still around. They have been loosing followers though, ever since their mentor, Theodore Roosevelt died!
The 3rd Best Post of August, 2016 is;
I Am Like All Armchair PunditsIs a Post where I try to explain why I sometimes get carried away with talking about Politics on this Blog, when I should be writing new Flash Fiction stories, and how proud I am to the fact that, A-L-I-V, a Short Story I wrote, is the most viewed and read Post ever, on my Blog. Thank you.
The 2nd Best Post of August, 2016 is;
This Is What I Truly BelieveA more personal Post then most, where I talk about how I recently felt close to death while sick in bed with my COPD disease. How I believe our essence or soul is eternal and we move on to a different plane of existence when we die.
The Number 1 Best Post of August 2016 is;
Your Opinion Will Not Be HeardWhere I talk about how recently it seems I only have two people who Comment on my different Posts. One, who is a heckler type and another, who is witty and can even be profound sometimes. Even though we are on different sides of the Political fence. One sentence explains it all in this Post; "The only bad thing that can come out of not Commenting is, Your Opinion Will Not Be Heard!
Well, there you have it.Three days late,but always fun to go backand reminisce about the good times we have shared together this past month.Arrivederci
This is,Looking Forward To Once Again Coming Up With Hard Hitting Flash Fiction Stories To Entertain You In The Month Of September,Jim Hauenstein,
And,
“It is not enough that we do our best; sometimes we must do what is required.”
- Winston S. Churchill -
That is my story and I am sticking to it!
Like what you are reading,or do not like what you see.Set up my Blog as your Homepage,or sign up as a Follower,or leave a Comment,and I will answer you in a Post.
Thanks for reading.
September 2, 2016
My Father, Brother, And Son-In-Law Are True Heroes
I have the feeling,because the numbers show on viewership counter,that not everyone agrees with my opinion.Imagine that.I don't seem to have the kind of viewers who like to tell me byCommentingif I am right,wrong,or way out of line on some of the opinions I spout out here.Spoiler Alert.He comes another outrageous opinion from the shocking one himself.TwoBuckHowie!
No,this wasn't an excuse to get my mug shot out on my Blog again.I am going to talk about some serious stuff here.Here is the serious stuff.I hate,with a passion,whenSports AnnouncersorAthletessay before aSporting Eventthat they are going toWar!
That theseHeroesare going to makeHistory!
SPORTSis nothing like going toWar!It doesn't even compare.And real Heroes,we celebrate them onMemorial Day! Stop using the metaphorSports ReportersandAthletes. The only recentSports FigureI can think of as aHeroisPat Tillman!Pat TillmanTillman became an instant hero when he turned down a multi-million dollar contract extension with the Cardinals to enlist in the Army shortly after the 9/11 attacks. He was killed by friendly fire.
This is,Celebrating My Father, Brother, And Son-In-Law As True Heroes Since They Served In The Armed Forces,Jim Hauenstein,
And,
“Heroes are made by the paths they choose, not the powers they are graced with.”
- Brodi Ashton -
That is my Opinion and I am sticking to it!
Like what you are reading,or do not like what you see.Set up my Blog as your Homepage,or sign up as a Follower,or leave a Comment,and I will answer you in a Post.
Thanks for reading.
No,this wasn't an excuse to get my mug shot out on my Blog again.I am going to talk about some serious stuff here.Here is the serious stuff.I hate,with a passion,whenSports AnnouncersorAthletessay before aSporting Eventthat they are going toWar!
That theseHeroesare going to makeHistory!
SPORTSis nothing like going toWar!It doesn't even compare.And real Heroes,we celebrate them onMemorial Day! Stop using the metaphorSports ReportersandAthletes. The only recentSports FigureI can think of as aHeroisPat Tillman!Pat TillmanTillman became an instant hero when he turned down a multi-million dollar contract extension with the Cardinals to enlist in the Army shortly after the 9/11 attacks. He was killed by friendly fire.This is,Celebrating My Father, Brother, And Son-In-Law As True Heroes Since They Served In The Armed Forces,Jim Hauenstein,
And,
“Heroes are made by the paths they choose, not the powers they are graced with.”
- Brodi Ashton -
That is my Opinion and I am sticking to it!
Like what you are reading,or do not like what you see.Set up my Blog as your Homepage,or sign up as a Follower,or leave a Comment,and I will answer you in a Post.
Thanks for reading.
September 1, 2016
The Green Bay Packers Are Going To The Super Bowl
Every person in the
United States of America
knows how important the upcoming
NFL Football Season
is.
It is comparable to the
Soccer Leagues
of
Asia,
Africa,
Europe,
South,
and
Central America.
Not the violence in the stands,
mind you,
but the fervent fever the spectator has for his team.
So,
you say you want to bet on the upcoming
NFL Season,
but your past exploits show you bet with your heart
and not with your mind?
Well,
I have the answer for you.
Just listen to me!
Stop laughing!
I am serious!
OK,
I had a
Premonition.
And I am here to tell you one of the two teams who are going to play on
Sunday, February 5th 2017
at the
Super Bowl,
are the
Green Bay Packers!
Are you laughing again?I am saying they are going to be in theSuper Bowl,but I am not sure they are going to win.So bet on their games during the regular season. You see,yesterday,I asked my Dad,who lives in theMilwaukee Metropolitan Area,to save theSports Pages from theMilwaukee * Wisconsin Journal Sentinel Newspaperafter everyGreen Bay Packers regular season game.Win or Loose.My Dad said he would. (Yes, the Milwaukee * Wisconsin Journal Sentinel couldn't make up their mind what they wanted to be known as!)The last time I had this premonition was during the1994 NFL Football Season,where I saved every sports page fromThe San Diego Union-Tribune.I saved those pages because I had this feeling that theSan Diego Chargers were going to theSuper Bowl.And I was right.The funny thing about that whole situation?After theChargersgot blown out by theSan Francisco 49ers,49 to 26,I was so upset,that I threw all those sports pages away!I know,what was I thinking!?!!???
This is,Going To Save Every Last Sports Page About The Green Bay Packers This Year Because They Are Going To The Super Bowl,Jim Hauenstein,
And,
“I was so raw I didn't know about the Lambeau Leap-a Packer player celebrates catching a touchdown by leaping into the stands. It was started by Leroy Butler years before and has been copied by players all over the league. Don't be fooled, though. The only legitimate Lambeau Leap is celebrated by a Packer at Lambeau Field.”
- Donald Driver -
That is my story and I am sticking to it!
Like what you are reading,or do not like what you see.Set up my Blog as your Homepage,or sign up as a Follower,or leave a Comment,and I will answer you in a Post.
Thanks for reading.
United States of America
knows how important the upcoming
NFL Football Season
is.
It is comparable to the
Soccer Leagues
of
Asia,
Africa,
Europe,
South,
and
Central America.
Not the violence in the stands,
mind you,
but the fervent fever the spectator has for his team.
So,
you say you want to bet on the upcoming
NFL Season,
but your past exploits show you bet with your heart
and not with your mind?
Well,
I have the answer for you.
Just listen to me!
Stop laughing!
I am serious!
OK,
I had a
Premonition.
And I am here to tell you one of the two teams who are going to play on
Sunday, February 5th 2017
at the
Super Bowl,
are the
Green Bay Packers!
Are you laughing again?I am saying they are going to be in theSuper Bowl,but I am not sure they are going to win.So bet on their games during the regular season. You see,yesterday,I asked my Dad,who lives in theMilwaukee Metropolitan Area,to save theSports Pages from theMilwaukee * Wisconsin Journal Sentinel Newspaperafter everyGreen Bay Packers regular season game.Win or Loose.My Dad said he would. (Yes, the Milwaukee * Wisconsin Journal Sentinel couldn't make up their mind what they wanted to be known as!)The last time I had this premonition was during the1994 NFL Football Season,where I saved every sports page fromThe San Diego Union-Tribune.I saved those pages because I had this feeling that theSan Diego Chargers were going to theSuper Bowl.And I was right.The funny thing about that whole situation?After theChargersgot blown out by theSan Francisco 49ers,49 to 26,I was so upset,that I threw all those sports pages away!I know,what was I thinking!?!!???This is,Going To Save Every Last Sports Page About The Green Bay Packers This Year Because They Are Going To The Super Bowl,Jim Hauenstein,
And,
“I was so raw I didn't know about the Lambeau Leap-a Packer player celebrates catching a touchdown by leaping into the stands. It was started by Leroy Butler years before and has been copied by players all over the league. Don't be fooled, though. The only legitimate Lambeau Leap is celebrated by a Packer at Lambeau Field.”
- Donald Driver -
That is my story and I am sticking to it!
Like what you are reading,or do not like what you see.Set up my Blog as your Homepage,or sign up as a Follower,or leave a Comment,and I will answer you in a Post.
Thanks for reading.August 31, 2016
When Will The Next "My Hometown News" Video Be Released Out On YouTube
"Not a Drill: SETI Is Investigating a Possible Extraterrestrial Signal From Deep Space"
"An international team of scientists from the Search For Extraterrestrial Intelligence (SETI) are investigating mysterious signal spikes emitting from a 6.3-billion-year-old star in the constellation Hercules–95 light years away from Earth. The implications are extraordinary and point to the possibility of a civilization far more advanced than our own. The unusual signal was originally detected on May 15, 2015 by the Russian Academy of Science-operated RATAN-600 radio telescope in Zelenchukskaya, Russia but was kept secret from the international community. Interstellar space reporter Paul Gilster broke the story after the researchers quietly circulated a paper announcing the detection of “a strong signal in the direction of HD164595.” The mysterious star’s designation is HD164595 and it’s considered to be sun-like in nature with a nearly identical metallic composition to our own star. So far, a single Neptune-like (but warmer) planet has been discovered in its orbit–HD 164595 b. But as Gilster explained, “there could, of course, be other planets still undetected in this system."
Well,these guys have it all wrong.If you read my last Post,Answering Those Questions That You Never Knew You Wanted To Ask, written two days ago,the person who left a Comment said;Jeff Povlich August 29, 2016 at 4:50 PM"It's bigger on the inside. I've been searching the galaxy for Amy Pond to confess my love thus my absence."The signal they have been observing is from"The Jeff"communicating with me about his absence.Let me tell you,I know,without a doubt,there is no intelligent life on board"The Jeff's"Tardis. Here,I have a picture of him as he is today.
This is,Did You Noticed How He Avoided Answering My Question Of,When Will The Next "My Hometown News" Video Be Released On YouTube,Jim Hauenstein,
And,
“Why do humans never do as they're told? Someone should replace you all with Cybermen. No, on second thought, they shouldn't, bad idea.”
- Jonathan Morris, -
That is my story and I am sticking to it!
Like what you are reading,or do not like what you read.Set up my Blog as your Homepage,or sign up as a Follower,or leave a Comment,and I will answer you in a Post.
Thanks for reading.
Well,these guys have it all wrong.If you read my last Post,Answering Those Questions That You Never Knew You Wanted To Ask, written two days ago,the person who left a Comment said;Jeff Povlich August 29, 2016 at 4:50 PM"It's bigger on the inside. I've been searching the galaxy for Amy Pond to confess my love thus my absence."The signal they have been observing is from"The Jeff"communicating with me about his absence.Let me tell you,I know,without a doubt,there is no intelligent life on board"The Jeff's"Tardis. Here,I have a picture of him as he is today.
This is,Did You Noticed How He Avoided Answering My Question Of,When Will The Next "My Hometown News" Video Be Released On YouTube,Jim Hauenstein,
And,
“Why do humans never do as they're told? Someone should replace you all with Cybermen. No, on second thought, they shouldn't, bad idea.”
- Jonathan Morris, -
That is my story and I am sticking to it!
Like what you are reading,or do not like what you read.Set up my Blog as your Homepage,or sign up as a Follower,or leave a Comment,and I will answer you in a Post.
Thanks for reading.
August 29, 2016
Answering Those Questions That You Never Knew You Wanted To Ask
"Have you ever wanted to paint yourself blue & run through the heather?"
"Brandish a big bronze sword & shout imprecations at pesky Roman legionaries?"
"Of course you have!"
"And now you can!"
This Iinstructable will detail the process of making a beautiful bronze Ewart Park leaf-shaped through gathering materials, making a blank,creating a mold, melting the metal, and pouring the sword. There are several files included that will make the blank easier for you to make, as well as links to outside sources for instruction not quite in the scope of this instructable and for purchasing hard-to-find resources. (eg. constructing a cheap metal-melting forge, buying delft clay/oil sand) Access to basic woodworking tools and the ability to use them is assumed, but pretty much everything else involved can be made or figured out.
"Did you just start watching Doctor Who on BBC America and you now have thousands of questions to know what is going on?"
"You need
The Tardis Library."
"Welcome To The Library!" Thanks for stopping by. The TARDIS Library is here to give you the facts on 2 things - Police Boxes of the 20th Century and TARDISes (of all ages...) Using the navigation links which feature on all pages of the site you should be able to find all sorts of treasures, including juicy insider's info on TARDISes from Anthony Sibley and a full history of the real-life Police Box as researched, written and preserved for many years by Pete Darrington.
This is,Answering Those Questions That You Never Knew You Wanted To Ask,Jim Hauenstein,
And,
“River Song: Use the stabilizers!
The Doctor: It doesn't have stabilizers!
River Song: The blue switches!
The Doctor: The blue ones don't do anything, they're just... blue!
River Song: Yes they're blue: they're the blue stabilizers! [presses the button and the TARDIS indeed stabilizes] See?
The Doctor: Yeah? Well, it's boring now, isn't it? They're boring-ers! They're blue... boring-ers!
Amy: Doctor, how come she can fly the TARDIS?
The Doctor: You call that flying the TARDIS? [scoffs] Ha!
River Song: Okay, I've mapped the probability vectors, done a fold-back on the temporal isometry, charted the ship to its destination and... [presses a button, the cloister bell clangs] parked us right alongside.
The Doctor: Parked us? But we haven't landed!
River Song: Of course we've landed; I just landed her.
The Doctor: But it didn't make the noise.
River Song: What noise?
The Doctor: You know, the... [does an impression of the TARDIS materialization sound]
River Song: It's not supposed to make that noise. You leave the brakes on.
The Doctor: Yes, well, it's a brilliant noise. I love that noise.”
- Steven Moffat -
That is my story and I am sticking to it!
Like what you are reading,or do not like what you see.Set up my Blog as your Homepage,or sign up as a Follower,or leave a Comment,and I will answer you in a Post.
Thanks for reading.
I have been thinking. And man, does it hurt. Besides all that, I've been wondering whatever happened to my good friend, "The Jeff." I haven't heard a word from him for weeks. I hope he is finally coming out with the Third Installment of "My Hometown News," because I am really looking forward to some Unbiased News from someone who knows what is Newsworthy!
Thanks again for reading.
This Iinstructable will detail the process of making a beautiful bronze Ewart Park leaf-shaped through gathering materials, making a blank,creating a mold, melting the metal, and pouring the sword. There are several files included that will make the blank easier for you to make, as well as links to outside sources for instruction not quite in the scope of this instructable and for purchasing hard-to-find resources. (eg. constructing a cheap metal-melting forge, buying delft clay/oil sand) Access to basic woodworking tools and the ability to use them is assumed, but pretty much everything else involved can be made or figured out."Did you just start watching Doctor Who on BBC America and you now have thousands of questions to know what is going on?"
"You need
The Tardis Library."
"Welcome To The Library!" Thanks for stopping by. The TARDIS Library is here to give you the facts on 2 things - Police Boxes of the 20th Century and TARDISes (of all ages...) Using the navigation links which feature on all pages of the site you should be able to find all sorts of treasures, including juicy insider's info on TARDISes from Anthony Sibley and a full history of the real-life Police Box as researched, written and preserved for many years by Pete Darrington.This is,Answering Those Questions That You Never Knew You Wanted To Ask,Jim Hauenstein,
And,
“River Song: Use the stabilizers!
The Doctor: It doesn't have stabilizers!
River Song: The blue switches!
The Doctor: The blue ones don't do anything, they're just... blue!
River Song: Yes they're blue: they're the blue stabilizers! [presses the button and the TARDIS indeed stabilizes] See?
The Doctor: Yeah? Well, it's boring now, isn't it? They're boring-ers! They're blue... boring-ers!
Amy: Doctor, how come she can fly the TARDIS?
The Doctor: You call that flying the TARDIS? [scoffs] Ha!
River Song: Okay, I've mapped the probability vectors, done a fold-back on the temporal isometry, charted the ship to its destination and... [presses a button, the cloister bell clangs] parked us right alongside.
The Doctor: Parked us? But we haven't landed!
River Song: Of course we've landed; I just landed her.
The Doctor: But it didn't make the noise.
River Song: What noise?
The Doctor: You know, the... [does an impression of the TARDIS materialization sound]
River Song: It's not supposed to make that noise. You leave the brakes on.
The Doctor: Yes, well, it's a brilliant noise. I love that noise.”
- Steven Moffat -
That is my story and I am sticking to it!
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I have been thinking. And man, does it hurt. Besides all that, I've been wondering whatever happened to my good friend, "The Jeff." I haven't heard a word from him for weeks. I hope he is finally coming out with the Third Installment of "My Hometown News," because I am really looking forward to some Unbiased News from someone who knows what is Newsworthy!
Thanks again for reading.
August 28, 2016
No One Has Commented As Yet
Today is Sunday.Traditionally,the day which my Blog is viewed the least amount of times.
(Not Actually My Numbers.)I don't mind.Over the last couple of years,Sundayhas been pretty consistent on having the least amount of viewership.This means,it is not because that theNFL Football Season is upon us.It means that people are actually spending time withFamily & Friends.Doing stuff around their houses.Or going to a movie.Things,that if you have a jobor go to school during the week,most often,you don't have the time to do them.Keep It Up.Spending time with loved onesand spending time doing the things you love,are what theWeekendsare made for.
I would also like to say,I got back out there today.Hikingone of the manyTrails in Southern California,with one of my daughtersand my grandson.
Yes,it does mean I'mUp & Runningagain in good health.If you have read some of my Posts,when I first came back from being ill,you might have seen in my wordsA Bitterness & A Grouchiness.Sorry about that.I guess not breathing can put some people in a bad mood.It does to me! I'll try not to let it come out in my writing again.
This is,Wondering What You Thought Of My Last Two Flash Fiction Stories Because No One Has Commented As Of Yet,Jim Hauenstein,
And,
“In a world that is becoming increasingly virtual, the parks remain places of visceral beauty. Places where we can remember that we are but a small part of the life on this planet, and that it is a truly wonderful planet and the only one we've got.”
- Nevada Barr - That is my story and I am sticking to it! Like what you are reading,or do not like what you see.Set up my Blog as your Homepage,or sign up as a Follower,or leave a Comment,and I will answer you in a Post. Thanks for reading.
(Not Actually My Numbers.)I don't mind.Over the last couple of years,Sundayhas been pretty consistent on having the least amount of viewership.This means,it is not because that theNFL Football Season is upon us.It means that people are actually spending time withFamily & Friends.Doing stuff around their houses.Or going to a movie.Things,that if you have a jobor go to school during the week,most often,you don't have the time to do them.Keep It Up.Spending time with loved onesand spending time doing the things you love,are what theWeekendsare made for.I would also like to say,I got back out there today.Hikingone of the manyTrails in Southern California,with one of my daughtersand my grandson.
Yes,it does mean I'mUp & Runningagain in good health.If you have read some of my Posts,when I first came back from being ill,you might have seen in my wordsA Bitterness & A Grouchiness.Sorry about that.I guess not breathing can put some people in a bad mood.It does to me! I'll try not to let it come out in my writing again.This is,Wondering What You Thought Of My Last Two Flash Fiction Stories Because No One Has Commented As Of Yet,Jim Hauenstein,
And,
“In a world that is becoming increasingly virtual, the parks remain places of visceral beauty. Places where we can remember that we are but a small part of the life on this planet, and that it is a truly wonderful planet and the only one we've got.”
- Nevada Barr - That is my story and I am sticking to it! Like what you are reading,or do not like what you see.Set up my Blog as your Homepage,or sign up as a Follower,or leave a Comment,and I will answer you in a Post. Thanks for reading.
August 27, 2016
Yellow Headed Blackbirds. The Most Evilest Birds Known!
"Mom, Dad, what are you doing here? Oh, you've brought my no-good, no-longer best friend Jarrod with you. What are you all doing here?"
Jerome's mother speaks first.
"Son, can't you see what you are doing to yourself? You don't go to work, you don't come over to the house, and you never leave your apartment. What is going on?"
"Do you see my potted tree on the patio over there? Those are Yellow Headed Blackbirds. They are the most evilest of birds known to man. They kill other birds for sport, they'll even gang up on larger prey, like mammals, and peck away until they have killed it." The agitated Jerome breaths heavily, then continues. "I can't leave my apartment because as soon as I do, I'll be attacked by them! Because I have made it my cause to annihilate them all!"
"Do you hear yourself son." This time Jerome's father speaks up. "You're talking madness here. We just want what is best for you. We just want you to come home with us for awhile so we can take care of you."
"Dad, I'll be putting you and Mom into danger."
Now Jarrod butts in.
"Jer, why don't you listen to your parents. If what you say is true, hiding out at their house for a few days, might breakup the blackbirds who are watching you. Maybe they'll loose track of you."
"I don't know," say Jerome.
"Jerome," his mother says sternly. "I am your mother and how could you think I would want anything to happen to my son? Please, just come home for a few days so I can fatten you up."
Jarrod adds, "I'll run out to the car ahead of you, make sure there are no birds around your parents car, and make sure the door is opened when you come running out."
"Yeah, that might work. Yeah. Yeah, I'll do it."
Jarrod runs over to the car, goes to the driver's side and gets in the car. From the front porch, all three can see Jarrod unlocking the passenger's side door.
"Come on son, go for it." His father says.
Jerome runs from his front door, past his parents, reaching their car in a matter of minutes. As soon as he reaches for the door handle, Jarrod locks the door. A stunned Jerome turns around and sees that his parents haven't left the front porch of his apartment.
"Mom, Dad, what is going on?"
His Mother speaks up.
"It is the only way son, it is the only way."
In seconds, a thousand Yellow Heads descend upon him, with one extra large bird coming from behind the car to snip his Achilles's tendon on his left leg, crippling him from running away. Each bird pecks away at clothing, then skin, then the insides of Jerome until a grayish stack of bones lie once where a man stood.
"Its the only way son." Says his father, as the large Yellow Head lands on his shoulder and watches the proceedings with Jerome's parents.
This is,I Know My Last Two Stories Have A Macabre Angle To Them,I Suspect It Is Due To Halloween Coming Up,Jim Hauenstein,
And,
“Eye of newt, and toe of frog, Wool of bat, and tongue of dog, Adder's fork, and blind-worm's sting, Lizard's leg, and owlet's wing,— For a charm of powerful trouble, Like a hell-broth boil and bubble. Double, double toil and trouble; Fire burn, and caldron bubble.”
- William Shakespeare - That is my story and I am sticking to it! Like what you are reading,or do not like what you see.Set up my Blog as your Homepage,or sign up as a Follower,or leave a Comment,and I will answer you in a Post. Thanks for reading.
Jerome's mother speaks first.
"Son, can't you see what you are doing to yourself? You don't go to work, you don't come over to the house, and you never leave your apartment. What is going on?"
"Do you see my potted tree on the patio over there? Those are Yellow Headed Blackbirds. They are the most evilest of birds known to man. They kill other birds for sport, they'll even gang up on larger prey, like mammals, and peck away until they have killed it." The agitated Jerome breaths heavily, then continues. "I can't leave my apartment because as soon as I do, I'll be attacked by them! Because I have made it my cause to annihilate them all!"
"Do you hear yourself son." This time Jerome's father speaks up. "You're talking madness here. We just want what is best for you. We just want you to come home with us for awhile so we can take care of you.""Dad, I'll be putting you and Mom into danger."
Now Jarrod butts in.
"Jer, why don't you listen to your parents. If what you say is true, hiding out at their house for a few days, might breakup the blackbirds who are watching you. Maybe they'll loose track of you."
"I don't know," say Jerome.
"Jerome," his mother says sternly. "I am your mother and how could you think I would want anything to happen to my son? Please, just come home for a few days so I can fatten you up."
Jarrod adds, "I'll run out to the car ahead of you, make sure there are no birds around your parents car, and make sure the door is opened when you come running out."
"Yeah, that might work. Yeah. Yeah, I'll do it."
Jarrod runs over to the car, goes to the driver's side and gets in the car. From the front porch, all three can see Jarrod unlocking the passenger's side door.
"Come on son, go for it." His father says.
Jerome runs from his front door, past his parents, reaching their car in a matter of minutes. As soon as he reaches for the door handle, Jarrod locks the door. A stunned Jerome turns around and sees that his parents haven't left the front porch of his apartment.
"Mom, Dad, what is going on?"
His Mother speaks up.
"It is the only way son, it is the only way."
In seconds, a thousand Yellow Heads descend upon him, with one extra large bird coming from behind the car to snip his Achilles's tendon on his left leg, crippling him from running away. Each bird pecks away at clothing, then skin, then the insides of Jerome until a grayish stack of bones lie once where a man stood.
"Its the only way son." Says his father, as the large Yellow Head lands on his shoulder and watches the proceedings with Jerome's parents.
This is,I Know My Last Two Stories Have A Macabre Angle To Them,I Suspect It Is Due To Halloween Coming Up,Jim Hauenstein,
And,
“Eye of newt, and toe of frog, Wool of bat, and tongue of dog, Adder's fork, and blind-worm's sting, Lizard's leg, and owlet's wing,— For a charm of powerful trouble, Like a hell-broth boil and bubble. Double, double toil and trouble; Fire burn, and caldron bubble.”
- William Shakespeare - That is my story and I am sticking to it! Like what you are reading,or do not like what you see.Set up my Blog as your Homepage,or sign up as a Follower,or leave a Comment,and I will answer you in a Post. Thanks for reading.
August 26, 2016
I'll Be Saving $3,800.00 Dollars A Year By Doing These Things
I'm going to make this shortand sweet tonight.Do you really need,what some people call aLiberal Pundit,telling you how to save money?No,but I am going to do it anyways.None of these little tricks I am doing are going to make you rich,but if you have the time,why not save money where you can.
1st
My Coke RewardsUnder each Two Liter Bottle Cap and in every Twelve or Twenty-Four Pack Twelve Ounce Can's Box there is a code. You sign up to their website, save as many points as you can by entering these codes, and you'll be able to turn them in for prizes. I have gotten headphones for my daughter, an outside speaker for a cell phone, $30.00 in e-gift cards for Walmart for free, and $20.00 in e-gift cards for Target. They have a lot more selection then what I am Posting here.
2nd
Bing RewardsBy signing up with the Bing Search engine, they also have reward points where you can cash them in for prices. I personally save up enough points so I can get 12 months free of Xbox Live for my son. I haven't paid the $50.00 a year free for Xbox Live a couple of years now.
3rd Walmart Savings CatcherYou download a mobile app to your Android or iPhone, take a picture of your receipt from the purchases you made at Walmart, and the app compares prices from local stores to see if you got the lowest price in town. I've been using it for about three weeks now and have received about $19.00 back in savings. You are aloud to receive $600.00 a year.
4th I don't have a link here to show you what I mean, so I'll explain it. There are no more loyalties between customer and a business. If you notice, (I'll use cell phone companies as an example), these companies are always offering great deals to new customers, knowing that most people, after they have signed up, will not leave their services for at least 5 years. (This is based on information I was given when I worked for a certain service company.) And if they can sign you in on a two year agreement over and over, it is more like tens years. Because you will get caught up in their routine of upgrading your phone. I know people who change cell phone companies every two years to get the best deal around. And now that you can keep the same phone number from company to company, there is no reason not to do this. I just went from paying over $800.00 for my Cable Service, Home Phone, Internet, 3 Cell Phones, and 2 Tablets to paying, with Tax, $497.00 for Satellite TV with the NFL Sunday Ticket, Home Phone, Internet, 4 Cell Phones, 2 Tablets and a Home Security Monitoring System.And that price is set forTwo Years!I'll take saving$300 A Monthover loyalty to any company making millions that will not give back to their long time customer base.
This is,I Know I Am Not Getting Rich By These Techniques,But If My Calculations Are Correct,I'll Be Saving $3,800.00 Dollars A Year By Doing Them,Jim Hauenstein,
And,
“Everyone wants to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.”
- Oprah Winfrey -
That is my story and I am sticking to it!
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Thanks for reading.
2nd
Bing RewardsBy signing up with the Bing Search engine, they also have reward points where you can cash them in for prices. I personally save up enough points so I can get 12 months free of Xbox Live for my son. I haven't paid the $50.00 a year free for Xbox Live a couple of years now.3rd Walmart Savings CatcherYou download a mobile app to your Android or iPhone, take a picture of your receipt from the purchases you made at Walmart, and the app compares prices from local stores to see if you got the lowest price in town. I've been using it for about three weeks now and have received about $19.00 back in savings. You are aloud to receive $600.00 a year.
4th I don't have a link here to show you what I mean, so I'll explain it. There are no more loyalties between customer and a business. If you notice, (I'll use cell phone companies as an example), these companies are always offering great deals to new customers, knowing that most people, after they have signed up, will not leave their services for at least 5 years. (This is based on information I was given when I worked for a certain service company.) And if they can sign you in on a two year agreement over and over, it is more like tens years. Because you will get caught up in their routine of upgrading your phone. I know people who change cell phone companies every two years to get the best deal around. And now that you can keep the same phone number from company to company, there is no reason not to do this. I just went from paying over $800.00 for my Cable Service, Home Phone, Internet, 3 Cell Phones, and 2 Tablets to paying, with Tax, $497.00 for Satellite TV with the NFL Sunday Ticket, Home Phone, Internet, 4 Cell Phones, 2 Tablets and a Home Security Monitoring System.And that price is set forTwo Years!I'll take saving$300 A Monthover loyalty to any company making millions that will not give back to their long time customer base.
This is,I Know I Am Not Getting Rich By These Techniques,But If My Calculations Are Correct,I'll Be Saving $3,800.00 Dollars A Year By Doing Them,Jim Hauenstein,
And,
“Everyone wants to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.”
- Oprah Winfrey -
That is my story and I am sticking to it!
Like what you are reading,or do not like what you see.Set up my Blog as your Homepage,or sign up as a Follower,or leave a Comment,and I will answer you in a Post.
Thanks for reading.
