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#analBatRoss truth.

#analBatRoss truth.

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#bigbangtheory this fucking belt buckle #jewswag

#bigbangtheory this fucking belt buckle #jewswag

Took me two days to notice that this lighter totally just says...

Took me two days to notice that this lighter totally just says Layer. Not even man. #layer #fakezippo

#analBatRoss still his my souls brown note™ in a good way

#analBatRoss still his my souls brown note™ in a good way

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urchicago:UR a Conspiritard || ‘Obama Performs Rite of Super...

urchicago:

UR a Conspiritard || ‘Obama Performs Rite of Super Blood Moon To Hand Satan Control of the World’

Well, I wasn’t paying attention. Did the prez®  hand control over to Satan last night? Where was the ceremony? The pomp and circumstance? Why wasn’t I invited?  

 “Obama has completed the rite of ascension for Satan in the darkest hours of mankind.On the Pope’s last day in America, Obama plans to perform the ritual that gives Satan official control of the presidency of the United States of America.  Obama knows that his time in power is coming to an end and he wants to ensure that before he leaves office, he does every thing possible to destroy American values, Christian heritage and moral conservatism that made America great.”

Ah, Conspiritards have never been given more of a voice than today. I can’t wait until Conspiracy Theory is a unified field and folks can get their PHD in it. That’s right! Folks! 

Here’s the full article via ‘Liberal Darkness,’ which is a total gold mine for the most heruclean attempts yet made at belief bending reality rather than reality shaping belief ever made. Yes, it is some entertaining fucking nonsense. 

“ If Obama fails tonight, Satan will try to arise again with the ultimate blood moon in year 2033 (2 o 33) = 2 times 3 3’s which = 2 x 3, 2 x 3, 2 x 3 which = 6 6 6.”

Just nod, smile, and walk away calmly. Welcome to the internet. 

-Pawl Schwartz

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