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October 25, 2013

Have you been giving your baby enough sugary cola? Studies show that you haven't.

Have you been giving your baby enough sugary cola? Studies show that you haven't.

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Published on October 25, 2013 19:42

Joss Whedon, one of the best.

Joss Whedon, one of the best.


48 Reporters Asked This Guy The Same Dumb Question About Women. His Response? Absolutely Perfect.
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How is it possible that this is even a question?
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Published on October 25, 2013 09:08

October 23, 2013

"The difference between a satirist and a humorist is that the satirist shoots to...

"The difference between a satirist and a humorist is that the satirist shoots to kill while the humorist brings his prey back alive."

- Peter De Vries
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Published on October 23, 2013 14:53

October 20, 2013

Cheesy, but I briely like it.

Cheesy, but I briely like it.


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This has become a thing. Cheez.
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Published on October 20, 2013 20:04

Life is a series of tiny choices with massive consequences.

Life is a series of tiny choices with massive consequences.
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Published on October 20, 2013 17:49

October 19, 2013

Looks like an inspirational book. For me, anyway.

Looks like an inspirational book. For me, anyway.


All My Friends Are Dead
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All My Friends Are Dead
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Published on October 19, 2013 13:43

Well, Pacific Rim was kind of a waste of time. It feels like a movie that was fu...

Well, Pacific Rim was kind of a waste of time. It feels like a movie that was fun in theatres, but watching it at home feels like watching Sharknado, only fewer sharks and no Tara Reid.
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Published on October 19, 2013 09:28

October 18, 2013

The second book in my slightly satirical series is now in bookstores! http://mat...

The second book in my slightly satirical series is now in bookstores! http://matthewdean.me/books/kingdom-46-the-adventures-of-cara-charlie-2/


Kingdom 46 | Matthew Dean
matthewdean.me
When King Herbert Shrub (Herbert Shrub the Third, to be precise) hears of the dragon incident in Furrybottom, his advisers convince him to launch a full-scale war against dragons. The only problem is that the only dragon in the kingdom is a perfectly friendly dragon named Charlie, whose only compani...
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Published on October 18, 2013 22:03

I really really wanted to be able to post on Medium. Then, when I got writing ac...

I really really wanted to be able to post on Medium. Then, when I got writing access, I realized I didn't know what I wanted to say.
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Published on October 18, 2013 14:10

October 17, 2013

Yesterday, I did a good bit of research on yaks and their disposition. Writing i...

Yesterday, I did a good bit of research on yaks and their disposition. Writing is fun.
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Published on October 17, 2013 10:31