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February 18, 2014

Free Internet for the world is coming.

Free Internet for the world is coming.


World Wide Free Internet May Be Closer Than You Think
www.nerdist.com
If you're like every human being in the modern world, you're tired of paying for Internet access. However, since your neighbor already figured out you were stealing his for a while, and you've become less comfortable using that sketchy unlocked network,...
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Published on February 18, 2014 08:40

February 15, 2014

GUYZ. FLAPPY FORD. FLAPPY ROB FORD.

GUYZ. FLAPPY FORD. FLAPPY ROB FORD.


Play Flappy Ford and help Toronto!
www.flappyford.com
The sensational and mind numbingly infuriating Flappy Ford. Help save Toronto from his HIGH JINKS!
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Published on February 15, 2014 19:44

February 14, 2014

A classic from the Matthew Dean archives: "The Story of Valentine's Day".

A classic from the Matthew Dean archives: "The Story of Valentine's Day".


The Story of Valentine’s Day | Matthew Dean
matthewdean.me
Many people believe that the origins of Valentine’s Day are a little hazy. There were several martyrs named Valentine, who were later declared to be saints. But the real story of Valentine’s Day has a different origin. An alien origin.
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Published on February 14, 2014 15:13

February 7, 2014

Russia. DAFUQ. IS. WRONG. WITH. YOU.

Russia. DAFUQ. IS. WRONG. WITH. YOU.


On Sochi Charm Offensive, Female Russian Olympians Strip To Promote Patriotic Sexism
www.bustle.com
The latest bombshell from Sochi has just dropped. In an attempt to make fans more excited about the games — and possibly to take some attention away from the last-minute dash to get Sochi hotels
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Published on February 07, 2014 19:04

February 1, 2014

Ways to ruin Disney movies:

Ways to ruin Disney movies:


Ways to ruin Disney movies - Imgur
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Published on February 01, 2014 19:43

January 29, 2014

*gasp*

*gasp*


Timeline Photos
Conspiracy of the day.

Thanks to @[36219199931:274:Fabio Viviani] for the image.
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Published on January 29, 2014 19:02

January 7, 2014

For a data nerd, this article was datagasmic. #netflix

For a data nerd, this article was datagasmic. #netflix


How Netflix Reverse Engineered Hollywood
www.theatlantic.com
And then, how we reverse engineered Netflix.
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Published on January 07, 2014 09:02

January 3, 2014

Office Space sequel idea: Work dries up in the construction industry, and Peter...

Office Space sequel idea: Work dries up in the construction industry, and Peter returns to software, working for the government. Until he learns their software is used for spying on everyone...

Co-starring:
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Published on January 03, 2014 09:54

January 2, 2014

Poor T-Rex.

Poor T-Rex.


Katina Rogers's Photos
HA!
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Published on January 02, 2014 10:43

January 1, 2014

My resolution for 2014 is to paint a narwhal white, and his horn rainbow colors...

My resolution for 2014 is to paint a narwhal white, and his horn rainbow colors and then point at it and say, "OMG SEA UNICORN."
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Published on January 01, 2014 21:00