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a-night-in-wonderland:* Goes on date ** looks around *“I’m sorry, will the dog in your profile...

a-night-in-wonderland:

* Goes on date *

* looks around *

“I’m sorry, will the dog in your profile photo be joining us?”

hettie:antiporn-activist:All women are forced to live under an arbitrary and unfair system which...

hettie:

antiporn-activist:

All women are forced to live under an arbitrary and unfair system which sorts us into the categories of “Fuckable” and “Worthless.”

The solution to this is NOT to expand the definition of “Fuckable.”

mic drop

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tjmystic:So, when I was doing my thesis on whether or not fanfiction should be considered a...

tjmystic:

So, when I was doing my thesis on whether or not fanfiction should be considered a legitimate genre of literature, my advising professor asked me for examples.  I gave him the generic ones, of course - “Pride & Prejudice and Zombies” is a horror fanfic of “Pride & Prejudice”, “50 Shades of Grey” is an erotica fic of “Twilight" - and that seemed to make him understand what fanfiction is, but not how it’s useful.  So I thought about it, and, after about a minute, I said, “Paradise Lost is basically a fanfiction of the Book of Genesis.  And The Divine Comedy is an epic self-insertion fic for Catholic doctrine.  So, basically, you were teaching us fanfiction last semester.”  I had never before seen a grown man’s eyes widen with such fear, incomprehension, disgust, awe, and understanding.

dontbearuiner:cassandrashipsit:justcallmepoppy:OMFGSo I’m watching this voice acting...

dontbearuiner:

cassandrashipsit:

justcallmepoppy:

OMFG

So I’m watching this voice acting documentary on Netflix, “I Know That Voice,” and it’s really good anyway and y'all should watch it.

But they have Kevin Conroy on and they’re into a section about being recognized out in public and Conroy tells this story.

He lives in NYC apparently, and after the 9/11 attacks he helped out making meals for people (in a soup kitchen type thing, I’m gathering).

So one day one guy comes up to him and says, “You know I’m a construction worker in my day job.  What do you do?”

And Conroy tells him that he does voice acting.

And the guy gets all excited, like, “I knew it!  You're that Kevin Conroy, you’re Batman!”

And the guy went out into the dining area and just announced to all of the people there, “You know who’s been cooking your dinner?  Batman.”

The room went completely quiet and eventually some guy at the far end of the room called out, “Bullshit!  Make him prove it!”

So Kevin fucking Conroy just stood in the fucking kitchen and did the, “I am vengeance.  I am the night!  I am Batman!” line.

And the guy was like, “Holy shit it IS Batman!” and everyone cheered.

And the guy who originally approached Conroy came back to him to tell him, “How does it feel to be Santa Claus?  'Cause that’s what you just did.”

And that’s one of the best Batman stories I’ve ever heard.

This is the batmaniest thing to ever batman.

My heart just grew three sizes!!

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superheroesincolor:

Wonder Woman by 

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oolathurman:cat on bed: [sneezes]cat on floor: [jumps in...

oolathurman:

cat on bed: [sneezes]
cat on floor: [jumps in surprise]

cumaeansibyl:human: *gentle “owl” hooting*actual owls: *tiny...

cumaeansibyl:

human: *gentle “owl” hooting*

actual owls: *tiny velociraptor screams*

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debenisensei:bug-dad:cutiebum:as-warm-as-choco:Why...

debenisensei:

bug-dad:

cutiebum:

as-warm-as-choco:

Why haven’t I seen this Amazon Japan commercial yet ? Nefeli, explain.

It’s been 10 days since its release and has a dog in it.



 >_<

AHHH

Omg this is legit my FAVORITE commercial rn