Marguerite Bennett's Blog, page 238

grinderman2:rebellious-hufflepuff-love:grinderman2:frozenfoxtails:grinderman2:*gets on...

grinderman2:

rebellious-hufflepuff-love:

grinderman2:

frozenfoxtails:

grinderman2:

*gets on tiptoes to whisper into dairy cow’s ear* why ya titty out

How short are you that you need to stand on your toes to talk to a cow?

Looks like we got ourselves a city slicker

How freaking talk are your cows? My cousins own a dairy farm and the cows are about chest height.

You sure talk a lot of shit for someone whose cousin has short cows

roachpatrol:alienpapacy:you’d think the world’s most...

roachpatrol:

alienpapacy:

you’d think the world’s most powerful laser would be tenured

in this economy?

phillip hamilton: gotta be my own man, like my father but bolder

phillip hamilton: gotta be my own man, like my father but bolder

me: bolder than your father,,, alexander "non-stop" hamilton

phillip: *successfully schedules a threesome with two arbitrary ladies he meets on the street, challenges some guy to a duel, and is fatally shot all in one musical number*

me: i rescind my previous statement

evi4n:azogthenailfiler:Coming in from playing in the rain!...

evi4n:

azogthenailfiler:

Coming in from playing in the rain! She won’t go out without her boots on when it’s wet. 

im crying

Trauma survivors on tv: (beautifully broken, delivers tearful speech on their traumas, hug it out)

Trauma survivors on tv: (beautifully broken, delivers tearful speech on their traumas, hug it out)

Me: (describes abusive event and laughs) BOY THAT SURE WAS FUCKED UP

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:evillordzog:thefingerfuckingfemale...

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

evillordzog:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

do-you-have-a-flag:

#KIRK PLS #HE’S INTERROGATING YOU #NOT HITTING ON YOU

KIRK NO

KIRK YES

Going to boldly get it

comixology:FACT: Anything with a talking dog is...

comixology:

FACT: Anything with a talking dog is good.

Animosity #2 by Marguerite Bennett @evilmarguerite and Rafael De Latorre is out now from @aftershockcomics

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:And still the villain pursues her

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

And still the villain pursues her

"That’s the problem with putting others first; you’ve taught them you come second."

“That’s the problem with putting others first; you’ve taught them you come second.”

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read that, again. 

things I need to beat into my brain

(via nicotinas)

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