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December 9, 2015
I was going to bribe you with eggnog, but this is probably better.
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July 16, 2015
The Best Summer Beach Read Sale Is Happening Now!!
Fabulous news today, y’all!! I’ve teamed with nineteen other authors to bring you 20 free and $0.99 sexy contemporary romances!!
Kylie Gilmore’s The Opposite of Wild is FREE!
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Ex-cop Ryan O’Hare takes one look at buttoned-up control freak Liz Garner and just itches to loosen the woman up. Not that he’s into her. Because a woman like that comes with way too many expectations. Not to mention, she practically works for him, and he didn’t hire Liz to watch after his beloved Harley-stealing Gran so he could turn Liz loose in his bed. Still, there’s something about her, a hidden wild side, that makes him wonder what it would take.
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Stacey Joy Netzel’s More Than A Kiss is 99 CENTS!!
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Something about Sadie drew Zach—and it wasn’t just the amazing kisses they shared during the filming of his commercial. A twist of fate brings them back together in his office, where he discovers she’s a struggling reporter, and she learns he’s a reclusive self-made millionaire. Will his discovery of her mother’s gold-digger history raise enough doubt to undermine his belief in her and break her heart?
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Jessica Scott’s
Come Home To Me
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All Major Patrick MacLean wanted was Christmas with the woman and child who were his family in everything but name. But Captain Samantha Egan has come back from the war a different woman than the one who left – and she doesn’t know if she can love him anymore.
But neither of them counted on the determination of a little girl they both call daughter and if Natalie has her wish, her parents may have no idea what’s coming for them. It’s going to take Christmas miracle to bring these two wounded warriors back from the edge of a broken heart.
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Rochelle Paige’s Sucked Into Love is $0.99!!Amazon | Barnes & Noble | iBooks
It’s just Jocelyn’s luck that she meets her match at a fake bachelorette party… She knows better than to get pulled into any of her best friend’s antics – especially when it means playing bachelorette for the night!
No man ever wants to be knocked off his feet by a woman he meets while she’s wearing a “suck for a buck” shirt… Andrew knows he wants Jocelyn the moment he lays eyes on her, but he’s never been one to poach on another man’s territory. Imagine his surprise when he sees her again, only to discover she isn’t married and was never engaged.
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Heather C. Leigh’s Relatively Famous is FREE!!Amazon | Barnes & Noble | iBooks
Sydney Allen is trying to be your average 24 year old New Yorker. It’s hard to be average though when your mother is Evangeline Allen, an Oscar winning actress known as “America’s Sweetheart” to moviegoers across the globe. When Sydney meets the gorgeous but mysterious Drew Forrester at a rough MMA training gym one morning, her life changes. It’s time for her to decide if he’s worth sharing her secret with, or if she’s better off being alone forever. Or maybe she’ll find out that she’s not the only one hiding something.
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Sydney Logan’s Pros & Cons is 99 CENTS!!Amazon | Barnes & Noble | iBooks
Con artists Jenna York and Ethan Summers always seem to cross paths during their travels around the world. With their partners in tow, the cunning criminals wreak havoc across the globe, stealing from the rich and giving to the richer. While Jenna tries to convince herself that she sees him as nothing more than a professional rival, Ethan finds it a little harder to fight his attraction to the beautiful thief.
When tragedy strikes, Jenna and Ethan join forces, but are the stakes too high? Can they escape this last job with their lives—and their hearts—intact?
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Zoe York’s Love in a Small Town (Pine Harbour #1) is FREE!!Amazon | Barnes & Noble | iBooks
Rafe Minelli knows better than to tell his wife no, particularly since they aren’t married anymore. She can’t hightail it out of town, though, not when they’ve finally broken through the post-divorce cold war status quo.
Olivia Minelli needs to leave Pine Harbour. It’s just too hard to see Rafe moving on without her—even if he says he doesn’t want to. But when a new and exciting job falls into her lap, she needs to choose: protect her heart, or take the new job and risk getting emotionally entangled with her ex-husband. Again.
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Layla Wilcox’s Miami Dreams is 99 CENTS!!Amazon | Barnes & Noble | iBooks
Recent widow Deena Montgomery answers a model call for a new lingerie line, thinking she is leaving a life built on lies behind her. Photographer Ben “Hottie” Hoddi wants to help her get the job, but doing so might reveal a secret in his past, and Deena has made it very clear that her new life demands transparency.
The sparks begin to fly as more experienced models vie for the spokesperson role. Can Hoddi help Deena without revealing his secret? Can the disillusioned and heartbroken Deena resist the charms of the handsome, magnetic photographer? Miami Beach never felt as scorching hot to Deena as under these spotlights.
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Allison Gatta’s Bargaining With The Bride is FREE!!
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Garret Adams can’t seem to figure out what’s wrong with his dating algorithm. He’s tried everything to make sure his company, Organic Chemistry, is the leader in match making, but there’s no denying something is missing. So, when his right-hand employee threatens to leave after her botched engagement, he offers to help her out. He’ll go through with her sham marriage if and only if she agrees to be his science project. The only problem?
Their attraction is one variable he hadn’t accounted for.
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Chris Keniston’s Aloha Texas is 99 CENTS!!
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Former navy diver Nicholas Harper likes his new world as captain of a dive boat in Hawaii. That is until a phone call from the past changes everything. Now his uncomplicated life suddenly becomes very complicated.
Powerhouse attorney Kara Lynn O’Conner’s world revolves around her small Texas town where life is easy and safe. Focusing on her career keeps her dark secrets locked away. That is until her newest case makes her face her fears.
When the past surges into the present will it be enough to keep Nick and Kara’s two worlds together?
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Olivia Jaymes’ Cowboy Command is FREE!!
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Sheriff Seth Reilly is doing a favor for an old Army buddy. He’s promised to watch over a woman whose life is in danger, but he didn’t plan on her being so young and beautiful. He’s tempted, but she’s a bundle of trouble. Seth likes his women calm and sedate. Presley is the kind of woman who would keep him up at night and make him crazy. Too bad he’s starting to enjoy it.
Passion flares between Seth and Presley, heating up the cold Montana nights. Knowing they only have a short time together, they vow not to fall in love. But when danger finds Presley, Seth will risk everything to keep her safe until she can testify. Will Presley get her old life back or start a new life with Seth instead?
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Sherri Hayes’ Behind Closed Doors is 99 CENTS!!
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Christopher Daniels enjoys the simplicity of his bachelor life. After his divorce three years ago, he swore off women. He has no desire to change that philosophy.
When Elizabeth Marshall moves into the apartment below his in the small Victorian house, she makes him reconsider the motto he’s lived by for the last three years: women are trouble. She is everything his ex-wife is not, and it doesn’t help that she is his fantasy come to life.
He is determined to resist her charms; however, when someone sends threatening messages to Elizabeth, he finds himself in the role of protector. Can he protect Elizabeth and still resist the pull she has on his body and his heart?
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Jean Oram’s Love and Rumors is FREE!!Amazon | Barnes & Noble | iBooks
Hailey Summer needs more time. As the eldest Summer sister she’s always taken on the task of solving everyone’s problems—including finding ways to hold onto the family’s precious historic cottage. Only this time she’s stretched too far and is in danger of losing absolutely everything.
Only a fraction away from making the A-list food chain and fulfilling his promises, Finian Alexander needs help from the paparazzi to push his next ‘bad boy of Hollywood’ escapade into the limelight. Problem is the only photographer he’d consider partnering with slaps him every time he deserves it—which is increasingly often as he becomes more desperate.
Will Hailey and Finian give in to the easy way out of their problems, or will discover how alike they truly are when they hit the tabloids—together?
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Tawny Stokes’ The Other Fighter is 99 CENTS!!
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People I have nothing to do with expect me to settle my brother’s debt– and if I don’t pay with cash, I pay with my life. I’ll be dead very soon… but not if a certain sexy-as-sin fighter with a Prince Charming complex has a say in the matter. One who’s decided to help me out of this mess, whether I want him to or not.
I might escape all of this with my life. But I already know it won’t be so easy to hold on to my heart…
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Molly McLain’s Can’t Shake You is FREE!!Amazon | Barnes & Noble | iBooks
One thing Carissa Brandt knows: spontaneity always gets her in trouble. Still, she’s gone and jumped head first into an impulsive summer renovation project with her fingers crossed. When her contractor turns out to be a cheat, it seems her only lifeline is the proffered hand of Josh Hudson–the sexy Marine who left her aching for more than their single night together three years ago.
Josh has two hard and fast rules: never mix business with pleasure and don’t look twice at women his friends have dated, much less loved. It makes life in a small town simple–or it would, if he wasn’t harboring a secret with the potential to destroy his good name and the reputation of a woman he can’t get out of his head.
When Carissa finds herself in a bind, Josh’s integrity–both personal and professional–won’t let her fail. Will working together finally extinguish the attraction lingering between them? Or will the smoldering embers of their passionate rendezvous ignite all over again and set aflame the friendships they cherish the most?
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MJ Frederick’s The Love I Want To Be In is 99 CENTS!!Amazon | Barnes & Noble | iBooks
Single mother Brioney Mayburn has learned about responsibility the hard way, working as a maid in the motel in the small beach town of Avalon Island, Texas and looking after her younger brother. Local jack-of-all-trades Blue Maddox was her sister’s high school boyfriend, but stayed behind when she went off to college. He’s now drawn to Brioney, admiring her drive, her determination to give her daughter the best life she can. But will Brioney look past his beach-bum facade to see who he really is?
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Sabrina York’s Rebound (Tryst Island Series #1) is 99 CENTS!!Amazon | Barnes & Noble | iBooks
Kristi Cross has had the hots for her friend, Cameron Jackson as long as she can remember, but she knows she’s not his type. She’s nothing like the women he dates. So when he suggests they play for a kiss over a game of Hearts, Kristi can’t resist. Even if she loses, she wins. Because she’s finally going to taste him.
Of course, one kiss can quickly become something altogether steamier, especially when both parties are on the rebound…
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Tawdra Kandle’s The Posse is 99 CENTS!!Amazon | Barnes & Noble | iBooks
After her husband’s death, Jude’s left with her family’s beach restaurant and two nearly-grown children. The last thing she’s looking for is another chance at love.
However, if her husband’s best friends, the Posse, have anything to say about it, love is just what she’s going to get. When they decide the best way to take care of her is for one of them to sweep her off her feet, three begin to vie for her affections. But only one can reach her heart.
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K.M. Scott’s Temptation is 99 CENTS!!Amazon | Barnes & Noble | iBooks
Cassian March, the public face of Tampa’s most exclusive nightspot, Club X, has a great life. Women, sex, and money are his for the taking, and no man indulges his desires more. Life is short, and he plays hard. He lives by only one rule—never let a woman get close.
Olivia Lucas needs a job, and if that means working at a club that specializes in making members’ wildest fantasies come true, then that’s what she’ll do. A girl’s got to pay the rent, right? She never expected to fall for the gorgeous owner of Club X, though, but a man like him would never go for someone like her. Or would he?
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Jamie Farrell’s Smittened is 99 CENTS!!
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Dahlia Mallard is determined save her ice cream shop by getting country music superstar Billy Brenton to attend her risqué flavor-tasting event. But the closest she can get to Billy is his drummer, the womanizing Mikey Diamond. The more she gets to know Mikey, the more she wants to save him from his bad boy ways. When he discovers she’s using him to get to Billy, will she still be able to have her ice cream and eat it too?
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Happy reading, y’all!!
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July 14, 2015
Small Town Summer is Here!!
99 CENT RELEASE WEEK SALE!!!
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It’s here! It’s here! The Small Town Summer Anthology is here!!
I’m so excited that Moonshine & Magnolias is out in the world this morning. This wasn’t the easiest story I’ve ever written, but I put my heart and soul into it, and I’m thrilled with how Zack and Shelby’s story turned out. I loved revisiting the Officers’ Ex-Wives Club world, I loved putting Anna and Jackson on the page again, but mostly, I loved finally figuring out Zack and Shelby and what made these two work so well together. I love Shelby’s sassy Southernness, and I always love smacking an unsuspecting military man with an unexpected love that turns his world on its axis.
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Also thrilling? Advanced reviewers have been raving about the anthology!!!
“This is a hilarious, laugh out loud story about two people who are absolutely not looking for love.” – Carol on Goodreads
“Simply put, I devoured these 9 novellas.” – Amber on Goodreads
” From books that make you giggle, to books that make you just feel gushy and mushy inside with an, “Awwwww.” at the end. Then there are those books that require the loud laugh, where you laugh so much that your sides hurt.” – Dana on Goodreads
“Not hard to give this boxset a hearty 5-stars, it was… phenomenal… (E)ach of these novellas delivers richness and satisfaction in spades.” – Nicola on Goodreads
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About the Small Town Summer Anthology:
From warm sunny days to long sultry nights, spend your summer falling in love in a small town! These nine contemporary romances featuring sassy heroines, sexy heroes, and lots of heartwarming romance make the perfect beach read. Whether your pleasure is sweet small town romance or smolderingly sexy love stories, there’s something in the Small Town Summer box set for everyone!
Featuring…
Awakening Anna by Terri Osburn
Anywhere With You by Heatherly Bell
Moonshine & Magnolias by Jamie Farrell
Summer In Stringtown Proper by Liz Flaherty
Summer Stock by Regina Kyle
Serena’s Soldier by Amy Lamont
A Kiss in Kite Harbor by Stefanie London
Her Last Shot by Megan Ryder
Sweet Home Alaska by Rebecca Thomas
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March 9, 2015
Munchkin Monday!
Happy Monday, y’all!! The sun is shining, the forecast is beautiful, and my children might actually have school all day, every day this week. Wouldn’t that be something?!?!
Anyway! On to the Munchkinisms of the week. Today, we’re going back in time to the fall of 2011, when Squeaker was still a wee baby and Munchkin was three and a half. Y’all ready? Let’s do it!
“Aw-wa-wa, mommy. That means French in goodbye.”
Adorable, and 100% his mother’s child. 
Last night the Munchkin dreamed that “Daddy was the fireman and I was the waterman.” Heh. We have another dreamer in the house.
And his dreams have gotten longer and more complex since.
Munchkin was walking around quacking and asking for grapes. I told him to put his shoes on, and he said, “Moo-ooom! Ducks don’t wear shoes!”
He had a point. I’ve never seen a duck in shoes. Have you?
Munchkin cannot get out of the tub yet because he is not finished “brewing beer” through a plastic egg that just cracked open to hatch a slinky baby.
I give all credit for this one to SuperHubby, the master brewer in the house.
Words of wisdom from the Munchkin: “Don’t laugh when you have a burger in your hand in your Beeria.”
Side note: “Beeria” and “My Beeria” are a country Munchkin made up.
Munchkin just marched from the car all the way to his classroom howling, “Shake It For Me, Girl.” He’s having the best Monday of all his classmates, it appears.
And I had the most explaining to do to his teachers that day…
Munchkin’s dream:”There was a giraffe in My Beeria because I decided to capture him and then I shooted him. It was a big giraffe!”
See? My Beeria. And dreams. That child is definitely ours.
Squeaker just tried to crawl through the cat door. Then he went for his new favorite toy – the doingy door stopper.
Seriously, raise your hand – who loved doinging the door stopper when you were growing up? I did!! And now I tell my kids to knock it off.
Driving to school every day, we listen to the radio. Munchkin always asks, “Mommy, what’s this song?” Always. Today, though, a Kenny Chesney song came on the radio, and he says, “Mommy, is this ‘You and Tequila Make Babies’?”
Not any more, dude.
Hope y’all have a great week!!
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February 23, 2015
Munchkin Monday!
Welcome to a new week, y’all! I’ll spare you the rah-rahs and we’ll go straight into the Munchkinisms. These came from my Facebook wall from the summer when Squeaker was one and Munchkin was four.
“Um, excuse me, Mommy. What is Magic Mike all about?”
Almost three years later, and I still have no intention of telling him. He and his brother and sister do their own booty dance often enough.
Squeaker has two sippy cups this morning. He’s currently clanking them together saying, “Shoosh,” which is his word for cheers.
I miss these days.
“Mommy, when you grow a new baby in your belly, can Miss Cookie have Squeaker?”
Ooh, Munchkin…
Munchkin has expanded his repertoire of hysterical-things-my-kid-does to include the Macarena.
I’m so proud.
Today’s turning into one of those “Don’t hit your brother with a hammer” kind of days. And this time, it’s the littler one getting in trouble.
It astonishes me that it took me four years to realize Squeaker is 65% mischief, 65% sweetheart, and 100% boy.
First, Munchkin steps into a pillowcase, potato-sack race style, shuffles across the room, looks done at the pillowcase he’s standing in, and says, “Wanna see the party?” Then, he decides to play hair doctor and says, “But first I have to put on my girl hair and be a girl,” and promptly swishes the pillowcase over his head so he looks like a nun in a sage green habit.
SuperHubby says, “I’m going to set up surveillance cameras in this house just to catch stuff like this.”
Then Munchkin went falsetto. “Oooh, I’m doing hair.”
SuperHubby says, “Why are you talking like that?”
Munchkin’s response? (Still falsetto, of course.) “I’m being a girl.”
And then, when SuperHubby and I started to lose it, he adds, still falsetto, “I’m going to set up cameras in this house.” Best unintentional mocking ever.
And we still wish we had cameras set up in this house. We could be a sitcom.
Munchkin: “Mommy, how about we change Squeaker’s name to Munchkin too.”
No ego with that one…
“Mommy, can I do your hair?” “Sure, Munchkin. Thanks.” “Mommy, can I please use scissors?”
And one day soon, it will be Buttercup. I just hope she asks first.
Have a wonderful week, y’all!
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February 18, 2015
Whack-a-Doo Wednesday!
Hey, y’all! Welcome to Whack-a-Doo Wednesday, our weekly trip into the weirdness that is my dream diary. This week, we’re going back a few years to a time when SuperHubby had been deployed for a few months and Munchkin and I were living all by our lonesome. I’m not sure how that relates at all to my dreams, but there you have it. Let’s take a look, shall we?
I dreamed last night that Big Daddy had to put my horse down. Also dreamed some stuff about a bathroom, but you don’t need to know details. Trust me on this.
I don’t know who “Big Daddy” is, but I’m glad I didn’t go into more bathroom details.
I would like to thank my subconscious for my little naptime trip to Jamaica on a cruise ship with SuperHubby. Would also like to thank my subconscious that I won’t actually have to pay the long distance phone bill for letting that woman on the cruise ship call her husband for directions on how to wash the monkey and which boat to buy.
Now I’m really bummed that I didn’t write down how to wash a monkey.
Dream part 1: I stood in line at Subway for like an hour just to discover I was in line to buy a poster instead of a sandwich (that line was much shorter), then bought a poster, but they gave me the wrong one and all the workers disappeared when I asked for the poster I actually bought.
And then…
Dream part 2: The poster workers were replaced with contract killer/videographers who were planning to take out the cops on camera, and since my boyfriend was one of the cops, I had to go all ninja on their you-know-whats with a big knife while we were climbing a hill. I popped in everywhere the cops were under seige and helped take down Betty White. Woke up before my boyfriend could give me my reward.
Y’all… I just… I’m rolling. Seriously. I wish I knew what Betty White ever did to me!
I dreamed last night that we went to Disney on Ice, and the woman sitting next to me did my hair and then propositioned me. Then I dreamed I was a teenager and my exboyfriend was out of jail and looking for me to kill me, so I had to cut my hair and drive a minivan that morphed into a bike to avoid him, even though I wasn’t entirely sure what he looked like.
It seems I have a problem with faces. I’ve noticed a pattern of not remembering faces in my dreams. That has to mean something, right?
I dreamed last night that I went to Scrapbook Class in Jimmy Palmer’s morgue, then Abby put him back together, and then we all went to the river to rub logs into canoes.
Bonus NCIS dream! Woot!
And that’s all for this week, folks! Have a great Wednesday!
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February 16, 2015
Munchkin Monday!
Oh, y’all, do I have a treat for you today. Munchkin Monday, the 2.5-year-old Munchkin edition. This kid… Here. I’ll just let you see what he was up to all those years ago.
Munchkin quote of the day: “Mommy, you have three choices. You can play play-doh with me, or you can go to timeout.”
I’m pretty sure I played Play-Doh.
I just freaked myself out the second time today by walking into the Munchkin’s room and seeing Mickey Mouse tucked into bed the way the Munchkin usually sleeps at night.
I did the same thing again last week, except in Buttercup’s room.
Q: What do you get when you combine a two-year-old, a toy box full of various toys, and a salad spinner?
A: Mommy asking, “Why are you spinning your monkey?”
No comment.
My cat just fell off the bed while trying to snuggle me.
Considering I was pregnant with Squeaker at the time, I’m sure she thought it was my fault.
I was startled awake by the strangest noise last night. A cat? Late night revelry by the neighbors? Alien motherships? Nope, just my husband sneezing.
Seriously, y’all… the man has the loudest sneeze ever.
SuperHubby:”Munchkin, do we like Jinxie cat?” Munchkin:”Uh-huh.” SuperHubby:”So what should we do with her?” Munchkin:”Put a ring on her.”
Thank you, Beyonce.
Me: “You’re so goofy.”
Munchkin: “I’m not Goofy, Mommy. I’m Donald Duck!”
Noted.
I just declared no veggies with dinner tonight, so SuperHubby started singing “No veggies, no veggies, la-la-la-la-la-la.” The Munchkin chimes in with “No wedgies, no wedgies, la la la!”
To this day, we still try to avoid wedgies with dinner.
SuperHubby to Munchkin: “Did you just speak normal English, or was that total gibberish?”
Munchkin: “I just burped.”
Hehe!!
Hope y’all have a great week!
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February 14, 2015
The Language Of Love, Husband Games Style
Three days ago, CJ Blue (hero of The Husband Games) snuck into my head and asked if he could write Natalie some poetry for Valentine’s Day.
And because I’m a sucker, I indulged him.
Natalie and I both kinda wish I hadn’t, but he’s very proud of himself, and so here, for you today, I’m sharing his and Natalie’s poem exchange. Hope y’all enjoy!
Dear Natalie,
I wrote you some poetry. Will you be my Valentine?
There once was a girl from Bliss
Who had a really fine set of tits
I tried copping a feel
Without buying her a meal
And now all I get to do is kiss her grits.
Love,
CJ
Natalie’s first response:
Dear CJ,
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I know your middle name,
And I will use it against you.
Love,
Natalie
CJ was a little nervous after that. So he wrote her another one.
Dear Natalie,
I don’t think I expressed my love properly the first time. I’ve tried again. Smooches.
There once was a girl from Bliss
Who got smacked by life on the rumpkiss
The QG made her life hell
But she rang that old bat’s bell
And told the Queen General to go take a piss.
Love,
CJ
Seriously, y’all… I don’t know where he came from. But Natalie answered this one too.
Dear CJ,
Oh, honey, you were very clear. Huggles.
Roses are pink,
Violets are purple,
Please stop with the poetry,
Or I’ll twist your nipple.
Love,
Natalie
Uh-oh, y’all… it’s getting warm in here. And not in the good way…
Dear Natalie,
This time I’ve got it right, I just know it. Can I not sleep on the couch tonight?
There once was a girl from Bliss
Who really knew how to hiss
Then I came into her life
And now she’s really nice
She even lets me give her a kiss
Love,
Your Stud Muffin 4-Ever
Phew! I think he might’ve pulled it off, y’all. But I’m not sure. Do you think she forgives him?
Dear Stud Muffin,
There once was a girl named Natalie
Who was sometimes treated badly
She fell in love with a goofball
Who was really quite tall
And she taught him the right way to do poetry
I love you too.
Love,
Your Nat 4-Ever
They have a unique romance, that’s for sure. Here’s hoping y’all have a great Valentine’s Day!
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February 13, 2015
Feel Good Friday Winner!!
Hey, y’all!! Thanks so much for indulging me yesterday in my fantasy that it was Friday. And now we get to celebrate Friday for real! Woot! The winner is announced below, but first…
ANOTHER AWESOME GIVEAWAY!!!
My Divas Ink partners in crime (Shauna Allen, Selena Laurence, and Sharla Lovelace) and I have teamed up to offer FIVE great prizes this weekend,including a $100 Amazon gift card!
Want to enter? Click the picture, or go HERE !
Additionally….
There’s still time to win brownies!
The Chick Lit Love Fairy Tale Blog Hop with its grand prize box of delicious brownies delivered straight to your door is still open for entries! Go HERE to get started!
And now, on to yesterday’s Feel Good Friday Winner!!!
Congratulations to…
Brandi Franklin!!!!
Brandi, email me at jamie @ jamiefarrellbooks . com (no spaces) or message me on Facebook so I can get details on getting your prize to you!
Happy Friday, y’all! And make sure you stop back tomorrow – CJ (from The Husband Games) has been busy writing poetry for Natalie this week, and it’s… ah… not-to-be-missed. You might’ve gotten a sneak peek on my Facebook page this week, but trust me – there’s more.
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February 12, 2015
Feel Good Friday Giveaway – Winner’s Choice!
Happy Feel Good Friday Giveaway Day, y’all!
Yes, yes, I know. It’s Thursday. But there’s a method to my madness. You see, today, I’m asking for entries for the Feel Good Friday giveaway, and then tomorrow, on Friday, the winner gets a new book to read for the weekend! (Or at his or her leisure, of course.)
Want to win?
Just comment below and tell me what book you’d like to read, and tomorrow, I’ll draw a winner to receive her or his ebook of choice (max $5.99 value). Sound good? Comment away! And make sure you come back to the blog tomorrow to see if you’ve won!
(Hint: when you leave your comment, go ahead and select the option to subscribe to the blog. That way, you’re sure to not miss a thing!)
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