Sara Dobie Bauer's Blog, page 17
August 26, 2015
Welcome to Chardon, Ohio

Downtown Chardon, OH.
Our house was built in 1929. The wood floors creak. The staircase to my office is deadly in heels, and I tell people there’s a friendly banshee in the basement. In the backyard, a child once requested a swing be hung from a tree; a parent once acquiesced. There’s even a tree with dark purple leaves outside that I can climb barefoot all the way to the top.
Saturday night, I heard a skunk talking to himself on the sidewalk; last nigh, I heard cats having sex in the neighbo...
August 17, 2015
“Hope in Orange” featured in Chicken Soup for the Soul
As many of you know, a big part of my life in Arizona was prison ministry, but I wasn’t peddling religion; I brought books behind bars. For three years, I was honored to be a Gina’s Team book club volunteer at Perryville Prison. I wrote about the experience sparingly, but thanks to writer friend Beth Cato, I eventually sent something about Perryville to Chicken Soup for the Soul.
Miraculously, it was accepted, which was amazing to me, since my short fiction usually revolves around sex, violen...
August 10, 2015
“A Good Match” featured in Romance Magazine
When I write romance, I tend to fall in love with the male lead. “A Good Match” is no exception, but I had no idea how hard my first readers were going to fall for Lord George Carleton.
I’ll admit there was real-life inspiration. When Benedict Cumberbatch showed up in the media months ago with a slick, new super-short haircut, I fell out of my office chair. George was born (and, yeah, I even stole one of Benny’s four names, Carleton, for my character).
Now that I’ve admitted to the shallow in...
August 3, 2015
WE’RE MOVING TO OHIO
I won’t call it a mental illness, but if I was to name how I’ve felt for the past year, I guess you could call it “Desert Fever.” As of today, Jake and I have lived in Arizona for a little over five years. Amazing friends have been made; amazing things have happened (including our wedding). I owe my fantastic career to Phoenix. I would almost call her My Muse. Still, something has been missing …
In October, it’s still 90 degrees outside. Trees don’t change color. The sky isn’t the color of a...
July 27, 2015
Goodyear, AZ, author featured in new book (Hint: it’s me)
Photo by Ray Thomas.
(Article by Jeannette Cruz, featured in the West Valley View.)Most people don’t spend time discussing literature with inmates, but Sara Dobie Bauer isn’t most people. The Goodyear author established a book club three years ago at Arizona State Prison Complex-Perryville in Goodyear.
Dobie Bauer, who is a board member for the nonprofit Gina’s Team, which works to improve the lives of inmates and ex-convicts in the Valley, said she was inspired to write an essay about her ex...
June 30, 2015
What’s an erotica-writing left-leaning Christian to do?

Photo by Paul Jacob.
I feel conflicted.
Due to the whole Caitlyn Jenner/ESPY and gay marriage in the USA thing last week, my dad wrote a lamenting post on Facebook about “the state of things” for Christians in America and got equally applauded and attacked.
The big surprise for me was that some of his attackers were my childhood friends. I’m not surprised they disagree with my dad; I’m surprised they were surprised by his post. I mean, my dad is the most conservative Christian I know. The fac...
June 22, 2015
Dear Charleston: A Love Letter
Oh, city of raw oysters and lamplight,
Of uneven, brick sidewalks and Rainbow Row.
Dear haven of seafood cuisine and champagne,
Quiet jazz and Southern charm.
You embraced me—our two-year affair—
Welcomed a Yankee and called yourself “Home.”
In your arms, I felt love:
With you, with men, with myself.
When lonely, I walked the Battery.
When happy, I wandered East Bay.
When too hot, I hid in your restaurants.
When it snowed, I walked the Market in awe.
You were a place of love and loss—
But al...
June 16, 2015
Evolution of horror films: The Babadook and mad mommies
If you know me at all, you know I love scary movies. I find them therapeutic, as in, “Well, at least I’m not THAT person, being chased by the psycho with the butcher knife!” Really puts life in perspective.
In the past week, I’ve watched three horror films: The Babadook, Oculus, and The Others. Two of these movies I watched alone, which meant I couldn’t go pee without first checking behind the shower curtain becauseYOU JUST NEVER KNOW.
Babadook is about a monster that pops out of a children’...
June 9, 2015
Picture association with Clockwork Crown author Beth Cato
Today … that’s right, TODAY … the much-anticipated sequel to Beth Cato’s Clockwork Dagger is available for purchase all the world over. Because I’m, like, important and stuff, I alreadyread the sequel, Clockwork Crown, months ago, and I’m not exaggerating when I say you should buy your copy now.
Just for fun, I decided to pick Beth’s brain in the weirdest way possible: PICTURE ASSOCIATION! I sent her pictures; she sent me the first thing that popped into her head. Most of the images relate t...
June 5, 2015
SPIN: A dark, twisted, time travel novelette by Tiffany Michelle Brown

c/o Bald Pirate Photography
Thank goodness Tiffany Michelle Brown writes the creepy stuff … because, in person, she’s actually a very cheerful woman, and I fear she might be a serial killer if she didn’t write.
Her work has been published internationally in horror journals and will soon be included in a dark erotica anthology. Brown knows her “dark stuff,” but she always finds a way to weave a touch of humor (and sex) into her work.
SPIN is the newest addition to her arsenal: a time travel no...