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February 14, 2014

VAGINAS. DESERVE. RESPECT!
OMG, this is soooo funny. LOL....

VAGINAS. DESERVE. RESPECT!

OMG, this is soooo funny. LOL. :D

Cunnilingus done right! BahahahahahahahahahahahahA

And as it’s Valentine’s Day, guys, respect your women’s vaginas. On today, the holiest of holy days. Lol.

Sketch by “Key & Peele" on Comedy Central. Thumbnail image by Thinkstock.

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Published on February 14, 2014 15:40

In the spirit of LOVING and GIVING
Fall Into Love
Crazy Little...

In the spirit of LOVING and GIVING

Fall Into Love

Crazy Little Thing Called Lust

All That Glitters

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Just A Woman

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Published on February 14, 2014 14:30

And they say romance is dead.
:D
Happy Valentine’s Day!...

And they say romance is dead.

Happy Valentine’s Day! :D

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Published on February 14, 2014 13:21

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Published on February 14, 2014 12:10

PROMO BLITZ: ASKING FOR TROUBLE BY ROSALIND JAMES

Contemporary Romance

Date Published: 2/1/2014

Sometimes you go looking for trouble. And sometimes, trouble finds you.

Alyssa Kincaid knows she needs to make some big changes. A move to San Francisco is the first step. Now it’s time to get serious, and to get the rest of her life on track. If only her messy life would cooperate. And if only it had Joe Hartman in it.

Joe knows one thing for sure: Making a move on his best friend’s little sister, the beloved youngest sibling in the closest thing to a family he’s got, would be asking for trouble. Unfortunately, Alyssa always does seem to be asking for trouble. And it’s getting harder and harder for Joe to resist answering.

EXCERPT

She hit the door, heard the chime behind her, and knew her new boyfriends were following right along. Until they realized that she was meeting the bike rider, because she could sense them slowing to a stop.

Joe barely looked at her, just reached for her arm and swung her behind him. She peered around from the shelter of his broad back, saw the three guys stopped halfway between the bulk of Joe and the liquor store entrance, looking like they weren’t quite sure what to do next.

"You should take better care of your lady," Tall Guy said at last. "Not leave her all alone and lonely like that. She might get into trouble."

"I’m here now," Joe said.

The guy laughed, showing his bad teeth. “What? You looking for a fight? Three of us, man.”

"I’m not looking for anything," Joe said, and she could see his hands flexing, could sense the readiness in him, like he was poised on his toes, even though he was standing solid. "But I’m happy to take anything that comes my way."

"Hey, man," the guy said with a shrug, taking a half-step back. "Just hanging out." He turned, would-be casual, and the three of them sauntered off, back to their pals, Alyssa presumed.

Joe stood still a moment, watching them go. Then he turned to Alyssa. “You OK?”

"Yeah," she said, her arms wrapped around herself, shivering with cold and tension. "Just freezing." She smiled, and could feel her teeth chattering. She’d really thought he was going to fight. Three guys.

He unzipped the heavy jacket and handed it to her. “Put this on.” He watched her struggle with the zipper for a minute, her fingers too shaky for the task, then brushed her hands aside and zipped the jacket for her as if she were a child. Then he took off the helmet and gave her that, too. “I don’t have another one with me. Wear this.”

She hefted the weight of it. “Uh, Joe. I can’t ride a motorcycle. Maybe you could just wait for a cab with me.”

"You don’t have to ride a motorcycle," he said. "I’ll do the riding. You just have to hold on."

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1. Reading Addiction Blog Tours
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10. My Reading Addiction
11. My Devotional Thoughts
12. One Was a Book Thief, the Other Stole the Sky
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14. Snarky Mom Book Reviews
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Rosalind James is the Kindle-bestselling author of the “Escape to New Zealand” series and the new U.S.-based “Kincaids” series. Rosalind is a publishing industry veteran and former marketing executive who attributes her success to the fact that “lots of people would like to escape to New Zealand! I know I did!”

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Published on February 14, 2014 07:24

Valentine's Day Special Sale!

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Gents 4 Ladies-Dez Burke: When Tiana hires a male escort for a wedding she’s expecting dinner and nothing more. Unfortunately, Jordan, an investment banker, thinks he’s expected to deliver the whole “package.”

Shades of Pearl-Arianne Richmonde: A beautiful forty-year-old career woman who has given up on love. A twenty-five-year-old French, social-media billionaire with a dark past. Jump aboard Pearl and Alexandre’s passionate roller coaster ride of sex, lies, heartache, and love.

Catch You if I Can-Marian Tee: If Ianne wasn’t such a coward, maybe she could’ve been a cheerleader in high school. Maybe her dad would know she was his daughter, not his son. And maybe, she could’ve stopped Alex Rockford, her best friend and the hottest cover model for National Geographic, from leaving her for another girl.

Dewitched-Nelle L’Amour writing as E.L. Sarnoff: What if the Evil Queen from Snow White was sent to rehab for her addiction to beauty and given a second chance at happily ever after? Wickedly funny and darkly shocking, Dewitched will make you see the evil legend in a new light as she rewrites her life.

Truth or Dare-Adriana Hunter: Behind the microphone, radio disc jockey Wendy Jackson can be anything she wants to be, and her plus size frame simply doesn’t matter. That is until the day when a caller from her past phones in asking her to dinner and she is forced to make a decision. Should she take a chance on love and dare to believe that anything is possible?

The Bounty Hunter and the Girl from the Coffee Shop-Terry Towers:

Bounty Hunter, Lincoln Kyle, has a rule – don’t get emotionally involved with his bounties. But his attraction for Angelique and her claims of being framed has him bending his rules for her as he fights his sense of duty with his developing feelings for her.

Playing House-Abi Aiken: Bookstore owner Lucy is still hurting from her ex’s cheating ways when her housemate drops another bombshell. She’s moving out, and taking her weekly rent money with her. To help pay the bills Lucy reluctantly allows the crazy-gorgeous Mark to move in. What will happen when their mutual attraction collides with Lucy’s trust issues?

Sweet for You-Harper Ashe: When handsome, brooding billionaire Stephen Blake hires cute and curvy Abby Branson to help him launch a new line of gourmet diet desserts, he soon discovers that she’s more delicious than anything his company creates!

That Man-Nelle L’Amour: When newly engaged Jennifer McCoy loses her job in children’s television, she ends up working for a porn channel, not knowing that her sexy new boss, Blake Burns, is the man she kissed blindfolded in a game of truth or dare.

Aubrey Rose: New York Times and USA Today bestselling author Aubrey Rose lives in sunny San Diego, where she likes to lay around in a hammock reading her favorite romances. When she’s not writing steamy stories, she can be found dancing naked in front of the mirror to Abba while her cat watches disdainfully.

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Dez Burke: Dez Burke, a New York Times and USA Today bestselling author, grew up in rural Alabama and spent her summers reading worn copies of her Grandmother’s Harlequin Romances. Today she writes hot, steamy books featuring gorgeous alpha males and the women who love them. She loves interacting with her readers so you can find her hanging out every day on Facebook (authordez.burke). For updates on new releases, visit her blog (http://www.authordezburke.com).

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Arianne Richmonde: Arianne Richmonde is a half American, half English author and artist who grew up in both Europe and the US. She lives in France in an old stone farmhouse which she and her French husband restored. When she isn’t writing she’s cleaning up after sixteen paws (two dogs and two cats). As well as The Pearl Series, she has written a suspense, Stolen Grace, just released. She loves to hear from readers. www.ariannerichmonde.com

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Marian Tee: Marian Tee is a New York Times & USA Today bestselling author who writes sexy contemporary & paranormal rom-coms, with emphasis on the funny. Drop by mariantee.com to learn about her latest releases.

Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/authormariantee

Nelle L’Amour: Nelle L’Amour is a New York Times & USA Today bestselling author. Her books include the Seduced by the Park Avenue Billionaire trilogy, critically acclaimed Undying Love, Gloria’s Secret and Gloria’s Revenge. When she’s not writing in her PJ’s, she likes to dress up and pretend she’s Hollywood royalty. Connect to her at:

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Adriana Hunter: New York Times & USA Today Bestselling author Adriana Hunter wrote her very first novel at only thirteen years old, by hand, in an old lined scribbler and she hasn’t stopped since. Her contemporary and paranormal romance stories feature irresistibly powerful alpha heroes and the beautifully curvy heroines that love them. Connect with Adriana on her website at http://www.AdrianaHunter.com and subscribe to her official newsletter at http://www.SpicyTales.com

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/AuthorAdrianaHunter

Terry Towers: Terry Towers is a NY Times and USA Today bestselling author, with her books translated into six languages. She is also an international bestselling author gracing the top 100 charts in France, Spain, and Italy for her translated work.

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/terry.towers.73

Abi Aiken: Abi Aiken is a youngish latte-swilling movie-lover with fewer secrets than you might think. As an only child, she found the best way to have conversations (and win arguments) was to play all the parts herself. So she wrote her first story at the age of 12 and it felt so much like coming home that she never left. She believes most of her problems can be solved by Midori and lemonade.

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/abi.aiken

Harper Ashe: Harper Ashe writes the kind of romance she loves to read: sweet, sassy and deliciously satisfying. She lives in the Pacific Northwest with her handsome husband, almost-grown children and very naughty cat. Connect with Harper at www.HarperAshe.com.

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/AuthorHarperAshe

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Published on February 14, 2014 06:01

February 13, 2014

theteenagegentleman:

This is for you guys who fall in love with...

theteenagegentleman:

This is for you guys who fall in love with girls for a long time and then finally get them. What you need to be aware of is to NOT look at them as completely perfect.

This creates an idea in your mind that everything she does is perfect, no matter what it is and how it truly conflicts with what you want. Also, it will create an image of her that she might feel that she will never accomplish being.

The key to making this work, is honest communication. Get to know each other with specific things. Don’t just rush into something because of infatuation. Love her for what she likes and doesn’t like.

Having an idealized image can be dangerous. Because once someone opens your eyes to how “imperfect” they can be, it might be too late and you can believe that you wasted all that time. It’s called love-goggles, and you have to learn to live without it.

Your girlfriend may not like the same music you like. She might be to tall for you. She may think you’re a snob at times. You may not think she’s the best cook in the world. But that’s who she is. And that’s why you love her.