Bart King's Blog, page 153

"Smell this—I sad SMELL IT!"

The heroine of this 1944 book learned "jujitsu," "tae kwon do," and lots of other dangerous words from that book! (Via.)

Is there a pattern with these Nicholas Sparks book covers?

Yes, they all have blue colors. But more importantly, there's a lot of head squishing (or noggin cradling) going on here!



Hey, if you loaded these books into a catapult, Sparks would fly. (Via.)

A nursery so funny, we'll forgive the missing apostrophe

"IT'S SPRING. WE ARE SO EXCITED, WE WET OUR PLANTS" via.

And "F" is for "Facepalm"

Actually, this C is for Chafing book looks quite funny. Nice concept, Mark Remy!

Nice T-shirt!

Book-nerd swag #ALAMW13, a photo by ohnobody on Flickr.

"Authors Are My Rock Stars"

Oops.

In the school band, nobody is more dangerous than the woodwind player.

And when it comes to Fatal Flute and Stick Forms, nobody plays a more lethal tune than Grandmaster Chan Poi.

There's nothing like curling up with a good thriller.

How I Cured Deadly Toenail Fungus ? 



Tell me more!

Cheese Joke!

A “Maître Fromager” is French for "cheese master." And here we see two
masters at work.






Maître Un: This is heavenly. What eez it?

Maître Deux: Sacré bleu cheese!


Via.

Know anyone addicted to electronic gadgets?