Bart King's Blog, page 130
October 26, 2013
"Haha! You've interrupted my reading!"
"Now pick up those flowers and GET OUT."
‘Interrupted Studies.’ John Arthur Lomax
October 25, 2013
FREE PIZZA
The esteemed Ross discovered this great deal!
Addendum: This pizza is not free of bacteria and contagious diseases.
October 24, 2013
October 23, 2013
HALLOWEEN ACTION PLANS
Plan A: Hurl neighbor’s huge
pumpkin into street; enjoy gargantuan splatter.
Result: Double hernia.
(Pumpkin remains in place.)
Plan B: Hire two burly
miscreants to hurl huge pumpkin into street.
Result: Quadruple hernias.
(Pumpkin remains in place.)
Plan C: Infuriate homeowners by
carving non-threatening “smiley face” into pumpkin.
Result: Powersaw
blades snap like twigs in the gourd’s 24-inch rind.
Plan D: Detonate small
thermonuclear device under pumpkin.
Result: Pending.
October 22, 2013
October 21, 2013
Nice couch, right?
Wrong! IT WILL SMOTHER YOU.
