Stephen Kozeniewski's Blog, page 67
February 2, 2015
The Quintessential AT HELL'S GATES VOLUME II: ORIGINS OF EVIL Post
AT HELL'S GATES VOLUME II: ORIGINS OF EVIL, featuring my short set in THE GHOUL ARCHIPELAGO universe, "The Man With Four Scars," is now available in paperback and all major e-book format through the following venues:
Amazon
Smashwords
Kobo
Here are the other places you'll find info about AHG II around the web:
A post on James Crawford's Writing Blog
A spotlight on Bobbie Metevier's blog
A post on T.M. Caldwell's blog
A release announcement on Claire C. Riley's blog
A post on Frank Tayell's blog
A release announcement on Sean T. Smith's blog
A release announcement on The Sity
A post on the United Federation of Charles
A post on Sharon Stevenson's blog
January 30, 2015
The Power of Asking
At 5am this morning I received an e-mail that...well, I don't want to jinx it by telling you all about it. Let's just say it could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship. The response had come as a result of my cold-contacting someone, and it reiterated for me a point that I've long since accepted:
If you want shit you've got to ask for it.
Some day I fully intend to write a hippy-dippy New Age bullshit self-help book called THE POWER OF ASKING. But until I do, the basic tenet boils down to this: you may not get everything you ask for in life, but you'll never get anything you don't ask for.
Being an author, especially at this stage in my career, I have to ask for everything. I'm serious. My "career" (such as it is) is based entirely on a fundament of supplication. And I am a fastidious person; I keep records of everything. I asked 104 agents and publishers to take a look at BRAINEATER JONES before one finally accepted it. And that's not counting my two trunked novels, sitting at 54 and 145 rejections respectively.
I had to ask 200 times before someone published me. And once I was published, the asking didn't stop. At the time of writing I've asked 341 reviewers to look at BRAINEATER JONES, 200 to look at THE GHOUL ARCHIPELAGO, 73 to look at BILLY AND THE CLONEASAURUS, and 13 to look at AT HELL'S GATES. (Okay, I guess I'm kind of slacking on that last one.)
That's about the end of my deluge of numbers, but you get the point: I can ask for favors in my sleep. I've gotten every kind of rejection in the book, including the worst kind: gaping silence. But all of these little asks don't even compare to the big asks I've gone through.
I've asked for blurbs. I've asked for beta reads. I've asked for favors so obscure from people so famous you would probably think I was kidding if I listed them all.
But early on in my career I had a very pleasant experience that informed my attitude going forward. You've all heard this story before, but I handed a signed copy of my book to World Horror Grand Master Brian Keene at a signing, and he took it. He went on to name BJ the #12 book of 2013.
Short of getting a blowjob from Roger Daltrey, this is about the most amazing thing I could have ever gotten from an icon of mine. (I'll bet that last sentence is going to be the one everyone comments upon.) And it kind of opened up a new attitude for me. Instead of finding reasons not to ask people for shit, I just looked for reasons to try.
What cemented it for me was when I contacted Matt Mogk at the Zombie Research Society. I want to clarify that Matt doesn't know me from Adam, and his website doesn't typically run book reviews. What he does have is a huge fanbase of rabid zombie fans. So I e-mailed him and said, "Do you ever do book reviews? Because I just released this BRAINEATER JONES book." And do you know what his response was? "We never have before. But since you asked..."
And that's been about it for me. I've been amazed at some of the stuff I've managed to make happen just by asking. I think people are quick to come up with reasons not to ask for favors, which is reasonable, and nobody wants to feel like a mooch. But I've also found that people in positions of authority or power or fame or wealth or whatever, who we kind of think of as being up on a pedestal, really don't mind doing things for people. People just don't ask.
This year, as I've mentioned before, I'm taking my mantra to a new level. I've already scored interviews with Shawn Coleman and Guy Haley, who I would normally consider way out of my league, and the creator of Standard Action has also said she'd come on the blog. And have I asked some famous and semi-famous people and been greeted with total crickets?
Lulz!
Fuck yeah, I have! That's part of it. But I'm going to keep on asking. Don't be afraid to shoot the moon, you little shits, is what I'm trying to say here. You might surprise yourself.
If you want shit you've got to ask for it.
Some day I fully intend to write a hippy-dippy New Age bullshit self-help book called THE POWER OF ASKING. But until I do, the basic tenet boils down to this: you may not get everything you ask for in life, but you'll never get anything you don't ask for.
Being an author, especially at this stage in my career, I have to ask for everything. I'm serious. My "career" (such as it is) is based entirely on a fundament of supplication. And I am a fastidious person; I keep records of everything. I asked 104 agents and publishers to take a look at BRAINEATER JONES before one finally accepted it. And that's not counting my two trunked novels, sitting at 54 and 145 rejections respectively.
I had to ask 200 times before someone published me. And once I was published, the asking didn't stop. At the time of writing I've asked 341 reviewers to look at BRAINEATER JONES, 200 to look at THE GHOUL ARCHIPELAGO, 73 to look at BILLY AND THE CLONEASAURUS, and 13 to look at AT HELL'S GATES. (Okay, I guess I'm kind of slacking on that last one.)
That's about the end of my deluge of numbers, but you get the point: I can ask for favors in my sleep. I've gotten every kind of rejection in the book, including the worst kind: gaping silence. But all of these little asks don't even compare to the big asks I've gone through.
I've asked for blurbs. I've asked for beta reads. I've asked for favors so obscure from people so famous you would probably think I was kidding if I listed them all.
But early on in my career I had a very pleasant experience that informed my attitude going forward. You've all heard this story before, but I handed a signed copy of my book to World Horror Grand Master Brian Keene at a signing, and he took it. He went on to name BJ the #12 book of 2013.
Short of getting a blowjob from Roger Daltrey, this is about the most amazing thing I could have ever gotten from an icon of mine. (I'll bet that last sentence is going to be the one everyone comments upon.) And it kind of opened up a new attitude for me. Instead of finding reasons not to ask people for shit, I just looked for reasons to try.
What cemented it for me was when I contacted Matt Mogk at the Zombie Research Society. I want to clarify that Matt doesn't know me from Adam, and his website doesn't typically run book reviews. What he does have is a huge fanbase of rabid zombie fans. So I e-mailed him and said, "Do you ever do book reviews? Because I just released this BRAINEATER JONES book." And do you know what his response was? "We never have before. But since you asked..."
And that's been about it for me. I've been amazed at some of the stuff I've managed to make happen just by asking. I think people are quick to come up with reasons not to ask for favors, which is reasonable, and nobody wants to feel like a mooch. But I've also found that people in positions of authority or power or fame or wealth or whatever, who we kind of think of as being up on a pedestal, really don't mind doing things for people. People just don't ask.
This year, as I've mentioned before, I'm taking my mantra to a new level. I've already scored interviews with Shawn Coleman and Guy Haley, who I would normally consider way out of my league, and the creator of Standard Action has also said she'd come on the blog. And have I asked some famous and semi-famous people and been greeted with total crickets?
Lulz!
Fuck yeah, I have! That's part of it. But I'm going to keep on asking. Don't be afraid to shoot the moon, you little shits, is what I'm trying to say here. You might surprise yourself.
January 28, 2015
Review: EVE BRENNER, ZOMBIE GIRL by A. Giacomi
Hail, blogketeers! As you know from my
guest policy
(you have read my guest policy, right?) I'm not accepting review requests at this time, and I don't really read books quickly enough to ever turn this into a review blog. That being said, I do owe favors all around town, so from time to time I do actually review books, and, when they're particularly deserving, crosspost to the blog. A. Giacomi is a stellar new talent, not to mention a downright decent human being, and I really hope you'll check out her debut.
About EVE BRENNER: ZOMBIE GIRL
Eve used to be an ordinary girl, from an ordinary town, with ordinary dreams, but her dreams rapidly turn into nightmares when one grave mistake leaves her a little less than human and a lot less average.
Eve’s not quite the same girl she used to be. She desperately clings to her humanity as new desires, new abilities, and new urges take over with each passing day.
Eve Brenner: Zombie Girl is a tale that takes you on an emotional and terrifying journey as Eve struggles to cope with her new life and find a cure for her strange illness before time runs out. She desperately clings to her humanity as she tries to control the monster she knows is lurking inside her.
Turns out living was the easy part.
Purchase it on Amazon, Barnes & Noble, Smashwords, and Kobo.
Review
I was delighted to receive an advanced reader's copy of this novel in exchange for an honest review.
Equal parts sexy and gory, hilarious and heartwrenching, EVE BRENNER: ZOMBIE GIRL is an astonishing debut. I can think of little to compare it to outside of Stuart Gordon's film version of Lovecraft's RE-ANIMATOR.
It's rare to read a debut novel written with such confidence, not to mention such momentum. EVE BRENNER covers a lot of ground: geographically from small-town Canada to the Egyptian ruins and back again, and emotionally from a tight-knit trio starting college together to total zombie pandemonium.
The story begins as our eponymous heroine is learning about ancient Egyptian anthropology and stumbles upon a taboo gravesite, where she is infected after a strange scuffle. For our characters, Eve's new condition is a mystery, though I don't think it's a spoiler to say that the audience will have guessed from the third word of the title what Eve has become.
And from a beginning so well-trodden as to be almost a cliché, EVE BRENNER takes a hard left turn deep into undiscovered territory. Combining elements of the zombie, mummy, werewolf, and vampire mythoses, Eve is nevertheless a unique monster. She and her best friends from childhood, Cameron and Alex, must come to grips with Eve's burgeoning bloodlust as they are also learning the ropes of college and adulthood.
The classic coming-of-age tale and questioning of childhood relationships that comes with that territory is thrown on its ear when your childhood friend turns into a bloodthirsty monster. Cameron's long unrequited crush on Eve suddenly becomes a dangerous, potentially lethal liability. Eve's hiking trip to Lover's Lane one night (easily the highlight of the book for me) turns from an abortive ménage a trois into an orgy of violence. This book is packed with love bites that lead into braineating, soft caresses that end with rending flesh, and romantic rivalries that turn into one-armed chainsaw duels. Giacomi has truly accomplished a feat with this novel and, as I said, I can't think of anything else quite like it.
I'm eager to gobble down the next three books in this promising new series. EVE BRENNER is a great book and Eve Brenner is a great character. I'm terrified to admit I've fallen in love with both, especially knowing what happens to everyone who falls in love with the zombie girl...
About A. Giacomi
A. Giacomi is the author of the wildly entertaining Zombie Girl Saga, a four part series from Permuted Press. Eve Brenner: Zombie Girl is A. Giacomi's debut novel. You can catch the latest updates about her writing on her blog.
A. Giacomi is a wife, and mother to one small human child. She is a Canadian born writer, educator, and artist. She proudly waves her York University Alumni flag and continues to thirst for knowledge and devour books. She is a zombie enthusiast, lover of all things Tim Burton, Shakespeare, Jane Austen, Marvel, Star Wars and just generally just loves film, essentially she's a fangirl.
You can follow her on Twitter, Facebook, and her blog.
About EVE BRENNER: ZOMBIE GIRL
Eve used to be an ordinary girl, from an ordinary town, with ordinary dreams, but her dreams rapidly turn into nightmares when one grave mistake leaves her a little less than human and a lot less average.
Eve’s not quite the same girl she used to be. She desperately clings to her humanity as new desires, new abilities, and new urges take over with each passing day.
Eve Brenner: Zombie Girl is a tale that takes you on an emotional and terrifying journey as Eve struggles to cope with her new life and find a cure for her strange illness before time runs out. She desperately clings to her humanity as she tries to control the monster she knows is lurking inside her.
Turns out living was the easy part.
Purchase it on Amazon, Barnes & Noble, Smashwords, and Kobo.
Review
I was delighted to receive an advanced reader's copy of this novel in exchange for an honest review.
Equal parts sexy and gory, hilarious and heartwrenching, EVE BRENNER: ZOMBIE GIRL is an astonishing debut. I can think of little to compare it to outside of Stuart Gordon's film version of Lovecraft's RE-ANIMATOR.
It's rare to read a debut novel written with such confidence, not to mention such momentum. EVE BRENNER covers a lot of ground: geographically from small-town Canada to the Egyptian ruins and back again, and emotionally from a tight-knit trio starting college together to total zombie pandemonium.
The story begins as our eponymous heroine is learning about ancient Egyptian anthropology and stumbles upon a taboo gravesite, where she is infected after a strange scuffle. For our characters, Eve's new condition is a mystery, though I don't think it's a spoiler to say that the audience will have guessed from the third word of the title what Eve has become.
And from a beginning so well-trodden as to be almost a cliché, EVE BRENNER takes a hard left turn deep into undiscovered territory. Combining elements of the zombie, mummy, werewolf, and vampire mythoses, Eve is nevertheless a unique monster. She and her best friends from childhood, Cameron and Alex, must come to grips with Eve's burgeoning bloodlust as they are also learning the ropes of college and adulthood.
The classic coming-of-age tale and questioning of childhood relationships that comes with that territory is thrown on its ear when your childhood friend turns into a bloodthirsty monster. Cameron's long unrequited crush on Eve suddenly becomes a dangerous, potentially lethal liability. Eve's hiking trip to Lover's Lane one night (easily the highlight of the book for me) turns from an abortive ménage a trois into an orgy of violence. This book is packed with love bites that lead into braineating, soft caresses that end with rending flesh, and romantic rivalries that turn into one-armed chainsaw duels. Giacomi has truly accomplished a feat with this novel and, as I said, I can't think of anything else quite like it.
I'm eager to gobble down the next three books in this promising new series. EVE BRENNER is a great book and Eve Brenner is a great character. I'm terrified to admit I've fallen in love with both, especially knowing what happens to everyone who falls in love with the zombie girl...
About A. Giacomi
A. Giacomi is the author of the wildly entertaining Zombie Girl Saga, a four part series from Permuted Press. Eve Brenner: Zombie Girl is A. Giacomi's debut novel. You can catch the latest updates about her writing on her blog.
A. Giacomi is a wife, and mother to one small human child. She is a Canadian born writer, educator, and artist. She proudly waves her York University Alumni flag and continues to thirst for knowledge and devour books. She is a zombie enthusiast, lover of all things Tim Burton, Shakespeare, Jane Austen, Marvel, Star Wars and just generally just loves film, essentially she's a fangirl.
You can follow her on Twitter, Facebook, and her blog.
January 26, 2015
The Quintessential FAT ZOMBIE Post
FAT ZOMBIE, featuring my short "The New Dark Ages" is now available through the following venues:
Amazon
Barnes & Noble
Smashwords
Kobo
Google Play
Here are the other places you'll find information about FZ around the web:
The Table of Contents Announcement on Paul Mannering's Facebook Page
An interview on Simplispeaking
A blog post on Thirteen O'clock
A submission announcement on Horror Tree
An interview on Bookish
January 23, 2015
"Justified" is Back
In case you're not aware, one of my favorite shows came back to television this week: FX's "Justified." That'd be Tuesdays at 10:00 pm EST for those of you who care, and any old time for those of you with access to BitTorrent.
"Justified" is a great show. Not quite "Breaking Bad" or "Mad Men" great, but definitely head, shoulders, and belly above most of what's being put out there. I asked around this time last year how two of my favorite shows, "Justified" and "Archer" (both on FX, incidentally) could have fallen to such mediocre depths that season, and whether they could bounce back.
Now, in the interim I rewatched season 5 of "Justified" and in spite of its flaws I enjoyed it much more the second time around. I think partially it was about lowering my expectations.
You see, every season of "Justified" up until 5 had a Big Bad, sometimes even two, that just about made you shit your pants when they were on screen, and inevitably served as a brilliant foil for the show's protagonist, Raylan Givens. Quick breakdown:
Season 1 - Bo Crowder
Season 2 - The Bennett Clan
Season 3 - Quarles/Limehouse
Season 4 - The Detroit Mob
Each of the gangs that Raylan had to deal with in seasons 1-4 were genuinely dangerous. I mean, it's TV and he's the hero, so you knew he was going to win, but each criminal enterprise was either so tightly entwined in the fictionalized version of Harlan County, KY, that serves as the show's setting that you couldn't imagine how Raylan was going to root them out (Crowder, the Bennetts, Limehouse) or so immensely well-backed that they could make a genuine play for taking over Harlan (Quarles, Detroit.)
This was your basic "Justified" season arc setup. Then Season 5 brought us...the Crowes. The Crowes seemed like a family of dull-witted Florida gangsters, albeit with a flash of animal cunning in patriarch Darryl and the suggestion of a clever consigliere in Haitian ally Jean-Baptiste. But the promised danger of the Crowes just never materialized. They turned out to be just as incompetent and penny-ante as they had seemed at first blush.
I'm not sure if this was a deliberate choice on the part of the writers, or if they just thought that Darryl Crowe actor Michael Rapaport's admittedly massive and threatening frame would communicate the bulk of the Crowe threat. But, as has been pointed out by reviewers far smarter than me, watching Raylan Givens and deuteragonist Boyd Crowder match wits with savage professional criminals is a delight, whereas watching them match wits with a couple of half-cocked ankle-cutters is a lot like trying to make yourself cheer for a bully.
I don't know. Like I said, maybe it was a deliberate choice on the part of the writers to send in a non-threat in Season 5 to show that Raylan's behavior all these years only looks sexy and exciting when he's fighting someone worse than him. Because, believe me, despite his tin star, white hat, and constant speechifying about the difference between right and wrong, Raylan Givens is a deeply ambiguous anti-hero. In Season 5 he even admits to a Memphis pot dealer that the if they got into a shootout, even one he started, his star would ensure that it was all nice and legal.
Is that the whole point? Disappoint the audience a little bit but force them to reexamine their cherished character? Sort of a DUNE MESSIAH of a season? Or was it just that the Crowes were always supposed to be Quarles-level badass and the chemistry just never quite materialized on screen? I can't say exactly.
But, as I said, after a rewatch of season 5, already knowing that it was never going to lead to an epic showdown, I found a lot more pleasure in it. And now, after seeing the first episode of season 6, I'm confident "Justified" is going to go out with some dignity, so at least they didn't throw out the baby with the bathwater last season. (Maybe they were just saving all the best scripts for the swan song season?) I'm sorry to report "Archer" has not bounced back, although I also haven't rewatched its last season with lowered expectations, so that could still be a perspective issue.
What I do know is that I'm sure I'll have more to say about "Justified" in the future. If you haven't been watching it...well, it may be a bit too late to catch up before the finale. You've got about 12 weeks if you think you can binge 65 previous episodes plus the new ones to get caught up. So, maybe give it a shot. And for those of you who are already caught up, I'll meet you there at the finish line.
"Justified" is a great show. Not quite "Breaking Bad" or "Mad Men" great, but definitely head, shoulders, and belly above most of what's being put out there. I asked around this time last year how two of my favorite shows, "Justified" and "Archer" (both on FX, incidentally) could have fallen to such mediocre depths that season, and whether they could bounce back.
Now, in the interim I rewatched season 5 of "Justified" and in spite of its flaws I enjoyed it much more the second time around. I think partially it was about lowering my expectations.
You see, every season of "Justified" up until 5 had a Big Bad, sometimes even two, that just about made you shit your pants when they were on screen, and inevitably served as a brilliant foil for the show's protagonist, Raylan Givens. Quick breakdown:
Season 1 - Bo Crowder
Season 2 - The Bennett Clan
Season 3 - Quarles/Limehouse
Season 4 - The Detroit Mob
Each of the gangs that Raylan had to deal with in seasons 1-4 were genuinely dangerous. I mean, it's TV and he's the hero, so you knew he was going to win, but each criminal enterprise was either so tightly entwined in the fictionalized version of Harlan County, KY, that serves as the show's setting that you couldn't imagine how Raylan was going to root them out (Crowder, the Bennetts, Limehouse) or so immensely well-backed that they could make a genuine play for taking over Harlan (Quarles, Detroit.)
This was your basic "Justified" season arc setup. Then Season 5 brought us...the Crowes. The Crowes seemed like a family of dull-witted Florida gangsters, albeit with a flash of animal cunning in patriarch Darryl and the suggestion of a clever consigliere in Haitian ally Jean-Baptiste. But the promised danger of the Crowes just never materialized. They turned out to be just as incompetent and penny-ante as they had seemed at first blush.
I'm not sure if this was a deliberate choice on the part of the writers, or if they just thought that Darryl Crowe actor Michael Rapaport's admittedly massive and threatening frame would communicate the bulk of the Crowe threat. But, as has been pointed out by reviewers far smarter than me, watching Raylan Givens and deuteragonist Boyd Crowder match wits with savage professional criminals is a delight, whereas watching them match wits with a couple of half-cocked ankle-cutters is a lot like trying to make yourself cheer for a bully.
I don't know. Like I said, maybe it was a deliberate choice on the part of the writers to send in a non-threat in Season 5 to show that Raylan's behavior all these years only looks sexy and exciting when he's fighting someone worse than him. Because, believe me, despite his tin star, white hat, and constant speechifying about the difference between right and wrong, Raylan Givens is a deeply ambiguous anti-hero. In Season 5 he even admits to a Memphis pot dealer that the if they got into a shootout, even one he started, his star would ensure that it was all nice and legal.
Is that the whole point? Disappoint the audience a little bit but force them to reexamine their cherished character? Sort of a DUNE MESSIAH of a season? Or was it just that the Crowes were always supposed to be Quarles-level badass and the chemistry just never quite materialized on screen? I can't say exactly.
But, as I said, after a rewatch of season 5, already knowing that it was never going to lead to an epic showdown, I found a lot more pleasure in it. And now, after seeing the first episode of season 6, I'm confident "Justified" is going to go out with some dignity, so at least they didn't throw out the baby with the bathwater last season. (Maybe they were just saving all the best scripts for the swan song season?) I'm sorry to report "Archer" has not bounced back, although I also haven't rewatched its last season with lowered expectations, so that could still be a perspective issue.
What I do know is that I'm sure I'll have more to say about "Justified" in the future. If you haven't been watching it...well, it may be a bit too late to catch up before the finale. You've got about 12 weeks if you think you can binge 65 previous episodes plus the new ones to get caught up. So, maybe give it a shot. And for those of you who are already caught up, I'll meet you there at the finish line.
January 21, 2015
Feeling All Britishy (Interview with Guy Haley, Author of THE RISE OF THE HORNED RAT)
THE END IS NIGH!!!
If you don't know me in real life, you may not know of my lifelong love affair with the tabletop wargame Warhammer. I've played Warhammer since the early '90s, and always as the lovable greenskinned monsters the Orcs and Goblins. And if you haven't been following Warhammer lately you may not know: the world is coming to an end.
In late 2014 Games Workshop aka GW (the company that makes Warhammer, Warhammer 40,000, and the Lord of the Rings game) began releasing models and books about the end of the Warhammer Fantasy setting, dubbed The End Times. At first casual gamers like me assumed it was going to be an expansion or campaign like the Nemesis Crown or Storm of Chaos of years past.
All signs now point to tectonic shifts in our beloved hobby.
Which brings me to today's guest! Guy Haley is (not even fucking around) one of my favorite authors. And he makes me look like a positive neophyte in greenskin lore, having literally written the book on Orcs and Goblins, SKARSNIK from GW's Black Library aka BL publishing house. He also used to work for GW's in-house magazine, White Dwarf or WD. The man's such an orcspert (ha!) in fact, that BL asked him to write THE RISE OF THE HORNED RAT, settling the End Times affairs of some of our favorite greenskins, Dwarves, and the rat-like Skaven*.
Guy has very kindly agreed to stop by all the way from Yorkshire in the UK today to talk about The End Times, his career as a journalist, and his original fiction. First, let's meet the chap, then let's dive right in!
*by decree of the Grand Theogonist of Altdorf I am required to inform you that "Skaven" or "Chaos rat-men" do not actually exist.
About Guy Haley:
Guy Haley is a long time science fiction journalist and writer. He has been deputy editor of SFX magazine, and editor of Death Ray and Games Workshop's gaming magazine White Dwarf. He is the author of REALITY 36, OMEGA POINT, CHAMPION OF MARS, CRASH, and BANEBLADE, among others.
You can find hundreds of reviews, interviews, opinion pieces, free pieces of fiction and more on Guy's blog.
Interview:
SK: Welcome, Guy! Thanks for being with us today. So, I understand you've been playing Warhammer since its inception.
GH: I have, from the very first edition. I've always had goblins, by the way.
SK: Have any of the End Times events come as a surprise to you? Or is this about how you figured it would play out? Or as a former White Dwarf staffer have you always known all the behind-the-scenes secrets?
GH: It was a complete surprise, and I knew nothing about it. GW understandably keep their secrets very, well, secret. Even in the End Times writers briefing, we were told only as much as we needed to know. Being an ex-WD editor counts for nothing!
SK: So, as far as I know, SKARSNIK was the first Black Library title to feature Orcs and Goblins from their own perspective. I mean, there were a few scenes in the GOTREK AND FELIX novels and that sort of thing, but really you broke the green color barrier. Some people even used to say it couldn't be done. So how did you get into the head of a greenskin?
GH: With GW fiction, I just try to stick with the way the subject matter is defined in the material. All the races are exaggerated archetypes of particular forms of human behaviour. The trick is to make them seem real enough so that they're not one note, but keep them within the archetype. Otherwise they just become people with masks on. That said, I have a great affinity with goblins. They're sneaky and little, a bit like me. I have been known to claim to actually be Skarsnik, after all.
The problem with greenskins, and the reason they had not been tackled before, is that BL were afraid writers would go off down the comedy route. It's important to remember that although the greenskins' antics are amusing sometimes, orcs are built for war and would eat you, whereas goblins are vicious little backstabbing horrors, and would torture you to death, and then eat you.
Bearing that in mind, they also have to have societies that function, reasons to have any social cohesion at all and, in the space orks' case, be believable as a starfaring race. It's fun figuring all that out while sticking within what's there in the game lore. Stick all that together and it starts to form up nicely. It's all about being true to the material, not my interpretation of it, or how I think it should be, or any of those other things you see on forum message boards, but how GW want it.
SK: And how did you convince your publisher it was worth getting into the head of a greenskin?
GH: The way it came about was fairly convoluted. I pitched a couple of ideas to BL when I was still at GW back in 2007. One was BANEBLADE (because they had just made the kit), the other was SKARSNIK (because I love goblins). Or maybe Nick Kyme suggested it? He and I worked together on WD before he went to BL. Whatever. I think they mulled it over for a long time before deciding that if anyone could do it, I might be able to. It was daunting, but I like to think their faith in me paid off.
SK: Do you hate Grimgor Ironhide as much as I do? (Audience: I promise this is the last of the Warhammer super nerd questions.) You can feel free to do with this what you like, but I envision a novel called NECKSNAPPER. What happens is, Grimgor is stomping around being the worst Mary Sue ever as he is wont to. Then a speck appears off in the distance, coming from the east. And he spots it and then bam, suddenly his head goes flying off somewhere and Morglum returns to reclaim the title of "only Black Orc character." What do you think? Solid gold, right?
GH: Grimgor is a fine character. I have no problem with him at all. I don't see why some people don't like him, really. He is a bit... limited, but that's in keeping with what he is - the ultimate expression of orcyness. Morglum is a different kind of Black Orc. I like the contrast - it goes back to what I was saying about finding shades of a character within narrow archetypes.
SK: So, you've worked primarily in journalism and just recently made the switch to fiction.
GH: Well, I dunno. I've been doing this for five years now. But on the other hand, I was purely a journalist for twelve. So I suppose you are right.
SK: Do those skill sets jibe or do you find yourself trying to break bad habits from one discipline or the other?
GH: The skills are exactly relevant. Being a journalist taught me to write to a brief, not to be precious about my words and how to write large numbers of words to a high standard in a short space of time. It taught me how to brutally cut said words if there wasn't enough space. It taught me how to take criticism, and how to adjust my work without complaint if it was not deemed fit for purpose. It taught me how to edit other peoples' work, and look at my own more objectively. And - super crucially - it taught me to respect deadlines. All these things and more have proved invaluable to me as a writer, especially when writing in other people's universes. It is all writing, after all.
SK: I think you're the first guest I've had on the blog who has written licensed work, which for the benefit of our audience means writing in a pre-existing world, possibly with pre-existing characters (i.e. when George Lucas gives permission to Thomas Pynchon to write about Luke Skywalker's wedding or whatever.) So can you tell us a little bit about that?
GH: It's a bit different to writing original fiction, but not much. You have less freedom, which makes it easier in some ways and harder in others. One big difference is that you have to remember it is not 'yours'. If the client (GW in my case) want something done a certain way, or if they want to give one of 'my' characters to someone else, then that's what happens. Fair play. That's their prerogative.
There's a financial difference too. Writing licensed fiction is a good way to make regular money. It generates a predictable income, but there is also an equally definable upper ceiling to that income. With original work, you stand a small chance of hitting the big time, but the odds are you will not make anything beyond your advance. I've yet to have a "break-out" original work, as they say, mostly because it's hard to get noticed these days. GW gives me a good platform, my words will get read.
My original books have not enjoyed huge sales, but they have been well received enough that I keep getting asked to do more, so I hope one day one will make it.
SK: Is the sense of pride or affection different for licensed work vs. original work?
GH: That's a tough one. I can point at one of my original books and go "I made that up all myself". The sense of ownership is different, thus the sense of achievement possibly greater. On saying that, SKARSNIK is one of the two books I am most pleased with.
It's important I do at least one original piece a year, otherwise I find myself getting stale with the BL material. An original tale freshens me up for my next round of future war.
SK: Do you get a list of ironclad rules or is it more of a "we hired Guy because we trust he knows his stuff" kind of thing?
GH: Both. They hire me, I think, because I can turn round work of a good quality quickly, and I understand both the settings and the way the company operates. There are some explicit rules, and other unwritten ones that you sometimes fall foul of without realising. But it works out pretty well for both sides. I like working with them.
SK: So, with the publication of THE RISE OF THE HORNED RAT you've now created original characters (Richards & Klein, etc.), written licensed characters (Skarsnik, etc.), and even inherited characters from another author (Gromvarl, etc.) I'm interested to know how you make sure your characters always ring true. I would think original characters would be the easiest to write, but maybe that's not always the case.
GH: Like I say above, make them people, but not necessarily human. With established characters, like Gromvarl, I read what other authors have done and try to follow it carefully. As a fan, it's important to me that there's continuity to these worlds. David Guymer read an early draft of HORNED RAT, and said I'd written his dwarf characters exactly the way he would, which was a huge compliment. Original characters, on the other hand, are different. Not harder, just different. The big challenge there is to make sure they're not all just bits of me. I'm not sure it's even possible to get away from that, but I try. Licensed characters, being pre-defined, at least give you a shove away from yourself.
SK: Well, thanks for being with us today, Guy. Is there anything we didn't cover in the interview or anything you'd like to say to your fans here across the Pond?
GH: Nope, other than to say: try out my original stuff if you like SF and my GW books. CHAMPION OF MARS, REALITY 36, OMEGA POINT, and CRASH. A shameless plug that gets me feeling all Britishy and ashamed of myself, but it has to be done! Thanks for having me.
If you don't know me in real life, you may not know of my lifelong love affair with the tabletop wargame Warhammer. I've played Warhammer since the early '90s, and always as the lovable greenskinned monsters the Orcs and Goblins. And if you haven't been following Warhammer lately you may not know: the world is coming to an end.
In late 2014 Games Workshop aka GW (the company that makes Warhammer, Warhammer 40,000, and the Lord of the Rings game) began releasing models and books about the end of the Warhammer Fantasy setting, dubbed The End Times. At first casual gamers like me assumed it was going to be an expansion or campaign like the Nemesis Crown or Storm of Chaos of years past.
All signs now point to tectonic shifts in our beloved hobby.
Which brings me to today's guest! Guy Haley is (not even fucking around) one of my favorite authors. And he makes me look like a positive neophyte in greenskin lore, having literally written the book on Orcs and Goblins, SKARSNIK from GW's Black Library aka BL publishing house. He also used to work for GW's in-house magazine, White Dwarf or WD. The man's such an orcspert (ha!) in fact, that BL asked him to write THE RISE OF THE HORNED RAT, settling the End Times affairs of some of our favorite greenskins, Dwarves, and the rat-like Skaven*.
Guy has very kindly agreed to stop by all the way from Yorkshire in the UK today to talk about The End Times, his career as a journalist, and his original fiction. First, let's meet the chap, then let's dive right in!
*by decree of the Grand Theogonist of Altdorf I am required to inform you that "Skaven" or "Chaos rat-men" do not actually exist.
About Guy Haley:
Guy Haley is a long time science fiction journalist and writer. He has been deputy editor of SFX magazine, and editor of Death Ray and Games Workshop's gaming magazine White Dwarf. He is the author of REALITY 36, OMEGA POINT, CHAMPION OF MARS, CRASH, and BANEBLADE, among others.
You can find hundreds of reviews, interviews, opinion pieces, free pieces of fiction and more on Guy's blog.
Interview:
SK: Welcome, Guy! Thanks for being with us today. So, I understand you've been playing Warhammer since its inception.
GH: I have, from the very first edition. I've always had goblins, by the way.
SK: Have any of the End Times events come as a surprise to you? Or is this about how you figured it would play out? Or as a former White Dwarf staffer have you always known all the behind-the-scenes secrets?
GH: It was a complete surprise, and I knew nothing about it. GW understandably keep their secrets very, well, secret. Even in the End Times writers briefing, we were told only as much as we needed to know. Being an ex-WD editor counts for nothing!
SK: So, as far as I know, SKARSNIK was the first Black Library title to feature Orcs and Goblins from their own perspective. I mean, there were a few scenes in the GOTREK AND FELIX novels and that sort of thing, but really you broke the green color barrier. Some people even used to say it couldn't be done. So how did you get into the head of a greenskin?
GH: With GW fiction, I just try to stick with the way the subject matter is defined in the material. All the races are exaggerated archetypes of particular forms of human behaviour. The trick is to make them seem real enough so that they're not one note, but keep them within the archetype. Otherwise they just become people with masks on. That said, I have a great affinity with goblins. They're sneaky and little, a bit like me. I have been known to claim to actually be Skarsnik, after all.
The problem with greenskins, and the reason they had not been tackled before, is that BL were afraid writers would go off down the comedy route. It's important to remember that although the greenskins' antics are amusing sometimes, orcs are built for war and would eat you, whereas goblins are vicious little backstabbing horrors, and would torture you to death, and then eat you.
Bearing that in mind, they also have to have societies that function, reasons to have any social cohesion at all and, in the space orks' case, be believable as a starfaring race. It's fun figuring all that out while sticking within what's there in the game lore. Stick all that together and it starts to form up nicely. It's all about being true to the material, not my interpretation of it, or how I think it should be, or any of those other things you see on forum message boards, but how GW want it.
SK: And how did you convince your publisher it was worth getting into the head of a greenskin?
GH: The way it came about was fairly convoluted. I pitched a couple of ideas to BL when I was still at GW back in 2007. One was BANEBLADE (because they had just made the kit), the other was SKARSNIK (because I love goblins). Or maybe Nick Kyme suggested it? He and I worked together on WD before he went to BL. Whatever. I think they mulled it over for a long time before deciding that if anyone could do it, I might be able to. It was daunting, but I like to think their faith in me paid off.
SK: Do you hate Grimgor Ironhide as much as I do? (Audience: I promise this is the last of the Warhammer super nerd questions.) You can feel free to do with this what you like, but I envision a novel called NECKSNAPPER. What happens is, Grimgor is stomping around being the worst Mary Sue ever as he is wont to. Then a speck appears off in the distance, coming from the east. And he spots it and then bam, suddenly his head goes flying off somewhere and Morglum returns to reclaim the title of "only Black Orc character." What do you think? Solid gold, right?
GH: Grimgor is a fine character. I have no problem with him at all. I don't see why some people don't like him, really. He is a bit... limited, but that's in keeping with what he is - the ultimate expression of orcyness. Morglum is a different kind of Black Orc. I like the contrast - it goes back to what I was saying about finding shades of a character within narrow archetypes.
SK: So, you've worked primarily in journalism and just recently made the switch to fiction.
GH: Well, I dunno. I've been doing this for five years now. But on the other hand, I was purely a journalist for twelve. So I suppose you are right.
SK: Do those skill sets jibe or do you find yourself trying to break bad habits from one discipline or the other?
GH: The skills are exactly relevant. Being a journalist taught me to write to a brief, not to be precious about my words and how to write large numbers of words to a high standard in a short space of time. It taught me how to brutally cut said words if there wasn't enough space. It taught me how to take criticism, and how to adjust my work without complaint if it was not deemed fit for purpose. It taught me how to edit other peoples' work, and look at my own more objectively. And - super crucially - it taught me to respect deadlines. All these things and more have proved invaluable to me as a writer, especially when writing in other people's universes. It is all writing, after all.
SK: I think you're the first guest I've had on the blog who has written licensed work, which for the benefit of our audience means writing in a pre-existing world, possibly with pre-existing characters (i.e. when George Lucas gives permission to Thomas Pynchon to write about Luke Skywalker's wedding or whatever.) So can you tell us a little bit about that?
GH: It's a bit different to writing original fiction, but not much. You have less freedom, which makes it easier in some ways and harder in others. One big difference is that you have to remember it is not 'yours'. If the client (GW in my case) want something done a certain way, or if they want to give one of 'my' characters to someone else, then that's what happens. Fair play. That's their prerogative.
There's a financial difference too. Writing licensed fiction is a good way to make regular money. It generates a predictable income, but there is also an equally definable upper ceiling to that income. With original work, you stand a small chance of hitting the big time, but the odds are you will not make anything beyond your advance. I've yet to have a "break-out" original work, as they say, mostly because it's hard to get noticed these days. GW gives me a good platform, my words will get read.
My original books have not enjoyed huge sales, but they have been well received enough that I keep getting asked to do more, so I hope one day one will make it.
SK: Is the sense of pride or affection different for licensed work vs. original work?
GH: That's a tough one. I can point at one of my original books and go "I made that up all myself". The sense of ownership is different, thus the sense of achievement possibly greater. On saying that, SKARSNIK is one of the two books I am most pleased with.
It's important I do at least one original piece a year, otherwise I find myself getting stale with the BL material. An original tale freshens me up for my next round of future war.
SK: Do you get a list of ironclad rules or is it more of a "we hired Guy because we trust he knows his stuff" kind of thing?
GH: Both. They hire me, I think, because I can turn round work of a good quality quickly, and I understand both the settings and the way the company operates. There are some explicit rules, and other unwritten ones that you sometimes fall foul of without realising. But it works out pretty well for both sides. I like working with them.
SK: So, with the publication of THE RISE OF THE HORNED RAT you've now created original characters (Richards & Klein, etc.), written licensed characters (Skarsnik, etc.), and even inherited characters from another author (Gromvarl, etc.) I'm interested to know how you make sure your characters always ring true. I would think original characters would be the easiest to write, but maybe that's not always the case.
GH: Like I say above, make them people, but not necessarily human. With established characters, like Gromvarl, I read what other authors have done and try to follow it carefully. As a fan, it's important to me that there's continuity to these worlds. David Guymer read an early draft of HORNED RAT, and said I'd written his dwarf characters exactly the way he would, which was a huge compliment. Original characters, on the other hand, are different. Not harder, just different. The big challenge there is to make sure they're not all just bits of me. I'm not sure it's even possible to get away from that, but I try. Licensed characters, being pre-defined, at least give you a shove away from yourself.
SK: Well, thanks for being with us today, Guy. Is there anything we didn't cover in the interview or anything you'd like to say to your fans here across the Pond?
GH: Nope, other than to say: try out my original stuff if you like SF and my GW books. CHAMPION OF MARS, REALITY 36, OMEGA POINT, and CRASH. A shameless plug that gets me feeling all Britishy and ashamed of myself, but it has to be done! Thanks for having me.
January 16, 2015
Help Me Find Some Good People to Interview
Hey, kids. Just a brief missive today. Now, having said that, it will no doubt balloon out to two thousand words, just like every one of my attempts to blog concisely.
So, I don't know if any of you have noticed, but I've made a real concerted effort to keep up a three days a week blogging schedule in 2015. So far I've succeeded (he said, not even three weeks into the new year...) but with that being said I will probably beg off posting on Monday in honor of Martin Luther King Day. Please remember that MLK Day is a day about service to the community, so please consider finding a way to volunteer on Monday.
Now coming back on Wednesday I've got a very exciting guest that I'm positively geeking out about. It's only January and I've already had three absolute slam-dunk guests on the blog this year, and all three have been way, way outside of the circles that I usually travel in. When Shawn Coleman agreed to come on the blog, I decided to make 2015 the Year of the Interview here on Manuscripts Burn. It's not going to be all interviews (obviously), but I want to start interviewing some people way, way out of my usual comfort zone.
To that end, I'm going to start asking some bigger wigs than usual on Twitter and Facebook if they want to swing by the blog. I think I'm going to shoot the moon and try to land among the stars. If I start getting J.K. Rowling and George Romero to swing by, great. But I'm hoping seriously to get some bigger authors, webcomic artists, and maybe actors and entertainment industry types? Who knows?
So, if you want to come by the blog, or you know someone who's fun, famous, or interesting, check out my guest policy and drop me a line. 2015: The Year of the Interview!
So, I don't know if any of you have noticed, but I've made a real concerted effort to keep up a three days a week blogging schedule in 2015. So far I've succeeded (he said, not even three weeks into the new year...) but with that being said I will probably beg off posting on Monday in honor of Martin Luther King Day. Please remember that MLK Day is a day about service to the community, so please consider finding a way to volunteer on Monday.
Now coming back on Wednesday I've got a very exciting guest that I'm positively geeking out about. It's only January and I've already had three absolute slam-dunk guests on the blog this year, and all three have been way, way outside of the circles that I usually travel in. When Shawn Coleman agreed to come on the blog, I decided to make 2015 the Year of the Interview here on Manuscripts Burn. It's not going to be all interviews (obviously), but I want to start interviewing some people way, way out of my usual comfort zone.
To that end, I'm going to start asking some bigger wigs than usual on Twitter and Facebook if they want to swing by the blog. I think I'm going to shoot the moon and try to land among the stars. If I start getting J.K. Rowling and George Romero to swing by, great. But I'm hoping seriously to get some bigger authors, webcomic artists, and maybe actors and entertainment industry types? Who knows?
So, if you want to come by the blog, or you know someone who's fun, famous, or interesting, check out my guest policy and drop me a line. 2015: The Year of the Interview!
January 14, 2015
Good Hearts...in Small Jars (An Interview with Lily Luchesi, author of STAKE-OUT)
Welcome, blogophiles! Today we have a very exciting guest. Instead of vamping (ha!) around for a while I'll just introduce her. Oh, wait. I guess if you didn't know she was a vampire author that last joke didn't make any sense. Well, what do you want from me, I'm just one man. In any case, today we have the extremely talented Lily Luchesi here on the blog and she's agreed to answer a few of my nutty questions. So without sucking (ha!) up too much more of your time, let's introduce her and then jump right in to the interview.
About Lily Luchesi:
Lily Luchesi is a young author/poet born in Chicago, Illinois, now residing in Los Angeles, California. Ever since she was a toddler her mother noticed her tendency for being interested in all things “dark”. At two she became infatuated with vampires and ghosts, and that infatuation turned into a lifestyle by the time she was twelve, and, as her family has always been what they now call “Gothic”, she doesn’t believe she shall ever change. She is also a hopeless romantic and avid music-lover, and will always associate vampires with love, blood and rock and roll. Her interest in poetry came around the same time as when she was given a book of Edgar Allan Poe’s complete work. She then realized that she had been writing her own poetry since she could hold a pen, and just had not known the correct terms. She finished her first manuscript at the age of fourteen, and now, at twenty-one, has two contributing credits in anthologies and a debut novel, STAKE-OUT, is soon to be published by Vamptasy Publishing on May 19th, 2015.
Make sure to purchase the WISHFUL THINKING anthology, featuring her short horror/sci-fi story "Kill 'Em With Kindness." You can also pick up the poetry anthology THE STRUGGLE, featuring her poem "Aftermath." And make sure to check out her debut short story "The Ghost's Guitar" for free.
You can follow her on her blog, Twitter, her personal Facebook page, her professional Facebook page, Instagram, and Goodreads.
Interview
SK: Welcome, Lily! I'm a bit of a pun fanatic, and I'm disappointed in myself to admit that the only police/vampire puns I could come up with were "stake-out" and "assault and bat-tery." Can I assume you have a few more great ones up your sleeve, perhaps even a few that made it into the final manuscript?
LL: Hello! Thank you for having me!
Yes, I have a few but they go into the next two titles of the trilogy only. The second is only a police term, based on a new character's name: Miranda's Rights. The third will be Life Sentence, because becoming a vampire is a life sentence. I made a few other puns within the story and then decided to remove them, as they really didn't fit the tone of the story in the end. By the way, I like "assault and bat-tery!" I didn't think of that one.
SK: Yeah, coming up with that was like pulling teeth (ha!) We've spoken a few times before so I just so happen to know your secret identity. Of course, I won't reveal that here, but I have to say, "Lily Luchesi" sounds like the perfect name for a vampire author for reasons I can't even really consciously identify. Is there a special significance/meaning behind your pen name?
LL: Yes, there is! I was originally supposed to be named Lily at birth, but that didn't happen. I always felt like that name fit me so I used it. The original surname I had planned was "Rochester", after the character in Jane Eyre, but then I was rereading "The Cask of Amontillado" by Edgar Allan Poe and the faceless character used as a lure to another character is known only as "Luchesi". I am Italian, and I liked the sound of the name so I decided to use it.
SK: Ah, intriguing. I had a character named "Montresor" in a trunked novel. Moving on, I've read that you're a sports fan. Do you think soccer will ever become one of the Big Four sports in the U.S. (or, you know, I guess it would be Big Five then?) Or is it just going to be mild interest every four years?
LL: Mild interest, unfortunately. If it was going to be a more popular sport, it would have been when David Beckham was playing for LA Galaxy. Humans as a rule are usually interested in something when other people are interested, or when there is a physically attractive and/or famous person involved. Even he didn't generate a more mainstream following for the sport!
As a former soccer player, I'd like to see it become more mainstream, but I don't see it happening soon. Hell, they've taken the NHL and most of the MLB off of network TV, too. Networks need to know that people watch more than football and basketball.
SK: Well, I'm not so sure networks or even TV will be around much longer, but that's a whole other discussion. Here's something I've been meaning to ask you, though. I remember being a bit younger and some Christian groups were boycotting HARRY POTTER because of the witchcraft elements. There always seems to be some kind of headbutting (at least as far as the media is concerned) between the horror community and the religious community. You're both a devout Christian and a horror aficionado, so how do you square those two seemingly contradictory impulses? I've mentioned this to you although my readers probably don't know, but I was a bit terrified to send you my own GHOUL ARCHIPELAGO because of the sacrilegious elements.
LL: Well, I'm not devout, or else I couldn't write what I do or identify as bisexual, but I believe in God and the basic Christian teachings. I believe that, regardless of who we sleep with or what forms of media we enjoy, as long as we are good people it doesn't matter.
God, in my opinion, doesn't mind if we get tattoos or watch "Supernatural." He doesn't care about Harry Potter or Dracula. Perhaps the extremely evil newer films disturb Him, but the book you wrote, the books I write and read aren't as terrible as Bible thumpers proclaim them to be. It's just fiction. It's fun. I don't go around in real life killing people or performing animal sacrifices (like my villains do in STAKE-OUT), so I think I've got a good chance of being on His good side.
That's what people need to remember: it's not real. It's just harmless fun. Stephen King doesn't go around killing people (as far as I know) in real life, right? Us horror writers might have twisted minds, but we also have good hearts...in small jars on our desks. Haha!
SK: You make some good points. I've actually made the argument that horror writers are even better adjusted than the average joe because we exorcise our demons right there on the page. Speaking of which, how have you been finding the horror community treating you as a new author? Or is it not so much the horror community but the vampire community? Or something even more/less specific?
LL: I was already accepted and welcomed in the poetry community two years ago when I started getting serious about publishing, and recently I have found that the horror and paranormal communities are absolutely wonderful. My publisher, Vamptasy, has multiple imprints that veer into steampunk, erotica and general fantasy, as well as horror and paranormal. It's a big family there and I'm happy to be here.
I have also recently connected with authors outside of the company via Facebook and they are all very welcoming to me and all the other new authors. I was unsure about whether or not I'd be welcomed, being so young and new, but I'm glad to say that the publishing industry is filled with wonderful people.
SK: True dat. Final question: what do you think would happen if we found out vampires were real tomorrow?
LL: A question for a question: who says they aren't?
SK: Oooh, the hairs on the back of my neck just stood up. Or was that a fang?!?!?!? Well, thanks for being with us today, Lily! Any final words for your fans?
LL: Thank you so much for having me! Well, I have a couple things to say to them. (Wow, it's hard to believe I actually have fans! It's so surreal!) Number one: whatever you want in life, DON'T give up on it. Be it a certain career, a lover, anything. Keep working and believing in yourselves.
Number two: thank you. I know I'm not the next Stephen King or Bram Stoker, but I honestly appreciate your following, your support and your encouragement. As an indie author with an indie company, every reader is special to me. I worked so hard on STAKE-OUT, and I am so excited to have you all read it on May 19th!
About STAKE-OUT:
Detective Danny Mancini is on a case, following a murder suspect. When he catches him, he finds out that the perp isn't even human: he's a 200 year old rogue vampire!
The department doesn't believe him, and puts him on early retirement, despite his many years of service to the Chicago Police Department, which sends him into a downward spiral.
Two years later, Danny gets an invitation from the beautiful, young and very attractive Detective Angelica Cross to join a secret branch of the FBI to help her track down Vincent, the wayward vamp.
But renegade werewolves, meddling immortal witches and Danny's strange visions of a life lived a century ago with Angelica make things more difficult than it should be.
About Lily Luchesi:
Lily Luchesi is a young author/poet born in Chicago, Illinois, now residing in Los Angeles, California. Ever since she was a toddler her mother noticed her tendency for being interested in all things “dark”. At two she became infatuated with vampires and ghosts, and that infatuation turned into a lifestyle by the time she was twelve, and, as her family has always been what they now call “Gothic”, she doesn’t believe she shall ever change. She is also a hopeless romantic and avid music-lover, and will always associate vampires with love, blood and rock and roll. Her interest in poetry came around the same time as when she was given a book of Edgar Allan Poe’s complete work. She then realized that she had been writing her own poetry since she could hold a pen, and just had not known the correct terms. She finished her first manuscript at the age of fourteen, and now, at twenty-one, has two contributing credits in anthologies and a debut novel, STAKE-OUT, is soon to be published by Vamptasy Publishing on May 19th, 2015.
Make sure to purchase the WISHFUL THINKING anthology, featuring her short horror/sci-fi story "Kill 'Em With Kindness." You can also pick up the poetry anthology THE STRUGGLE, featuring her poem "Aftermath." And make sure to check out her debut short story "The Ghost's Guitar" for free.
You can follow her on her blog, Twitter, her personal Facebook page, her professional Facebook page, Instagram, and Goodreads.
Interview
SK: Welcome, Lily! I'm a bit of a pun fanatic, and I'm disappointed in myself to admit that the only police/vampire puns I could come up with were "stake-out" and "assault and bat-tery." Can I assume you have a few more great ones up your sleeve, perhaps even a few that made it into the final manuscript?
LL: Hello! Thank you for having me!
Yes, I have a few but they go into the next two titles of the trilogy only. The second is only a police term, based on a new character's name: Miranda's Rights. The third will be Life Sentence, because becoming a vampire is a life sentence. I made a few other puns within the story and then decided to remove them, as they really didn't fit the tone of the story in the end. By the way, I like "assault and bat-tery!" I didn't think of that one.
SK: Yeah, coming up with that was like pulling teeth (ha!) We've spoken a few times before so I just so happen to know your secret identity. Of course, I won't reveal that here, but I have to say, "Lily Luchesi" sounds like the perfect name for a vampire author for reasons I can't even really consciously identify. Is there a special significance/meaning behind your pen name?
LL: Yes, there is! I was originally supposed to be named Lily at birth, but that didn't happen. I always felt like that name fit me so I used it. The original surname I had planned was "Rochester", after the character in Jane Eyre, but then I was rereading "The Cask of Amontillado" by Edgar Allan Poe and the faceless character used as a lure to another character is known only as "Luchesi". I am Italian, and I liked the sound of the name so I decided to use it.
SK: Ah, intriguing. I had a character named "Montresor" in a trunked novel. Moving on, I've read that you're a sports fan. Do you think soccer will ever become one of the Big Four sports in the U.S. (or, you know, I guess it would be Big Five then?) Or is it just going to be mild interest every four years?
LL: Mild interest, unfortunately. If it was going to be a more popular sport, it would have been when David Beckham was playing for LA Galaxy. Humans as a rule are usually interested in something when other people are interested, or when there is a physically attractive and/or famous person involved. Even he didn't generate a more mainstream following for the sport!
As a former soccer player, I'd like to see it become more mainstream, but I don't see it happening soon. Hell, they've taken the NHL and most of the MLB off of network TV, too. Networks need to know that people watch more than football and basketball.
SK: Well, I'm not so sure networks or even TV will be around much longer, but that's a whole other discussion. Here's something I've been meaning to ask you, though. I remember being a bit younger and some Christian groups were boycotting HARRY POTTER because of the witchcraft elements. There always seems to be some kind of headbutting (at least as far as the media is concerned) between the horror community and the religious community. You're both a devout Christian and a horror aficionado, so how do you square those two seemingly contradictory impulses? I've mentioned this to you although my readers probably don't know, but I was a bit terrified to send you my own GHOUL ARCHIPELAGO because of the sacrilegious elements.
LL: Well, I'm not devout, or else I couldn't write what I do or identify as bisexual, but I believe in God and the basic Christian teachings. I believe that, regardless of who we sleep with or what forms of media we enjoy, as long as we are good people it doesn't matter.
God, in my opinion, doesn't mind if we get tattoos or watch "Supernatural." He doesn't care about Harry Potter or Dracula. Perhaps the extremely evil newer films disturb Him, but the book you wrote, the books I write and read aren't as terrible as Bible thumpers proclaim them to be. It's just fiction. It's fun. I don't go around in real life killing people or performing animal sacrifices (like my villains do in STAKE-OUT), so I think I've got a good chance of being on His good side.
That's what people need to remember: it's not real. It's just harmless fun. Stephen King doesn't go around killing people (as far as I know) in real life, right? Us horror writers might have twisted minds, but we also have good hearts...in small jars on our desks. Haha!
SK: You make some good points. I've actually made the argument that horror writers are even better adjusted than the average joe because we exorcise our demons right there on the page. Speaking of which, how have you been finding the horror community treating you as a new author? Or is it not so much the horror community but the vampire community? Or something even more/less specific?
LL: I was already accepted and welcomed in the poetry community two years ago when I started getting serious about publishing, and recently I have found that the horror and paranormal communities are absolutely wonderful. My publisher, Vamptasy, has multiple imprints that veer into steampunk, erotica and general fantasy, as well as horror and paranormal. It's a big family there and I'm happy to be here.
I have also recently connected with authors outside of the company via Facebook and they are all very welcoming to me and all the other new authors. I was unsure about whether or not I'd be welcomed, being so young and new, but I'm glad to say that the publishing industry is filled with wonderful people.
SK: True dat. Final question: what do you think would happen if we found out vampires were real tomorrow?
LL: A question for a question: who says they aren't?
SK: Oooh, the hairs on the back of my neck just stood up. Or was that a fang?!?!?!? Well, thanks for being with us today, Lily! Any final words for your fans?
LL: Thank you so much for having me! Well, I have a couple things to say to them. (Wow, it's hard to believe I actually have fans! It's so surreal!) Number one: whatever you want in life, DON'T give up on it. Be it a certain career, a lover, anything. Keep working and believing in yourselves.
Number two: thank you. I know I'm not the next Stephen King or Bram Stoker, but I honestly appreciate your following, your support and your encouragement. As an indie author with an indie company, every reader is special to me. I worked so hard on STAKE-OUT, and I am so excited to have you all read it on May 19th!
About STAKE-OUT:
Detective Danny Mancini is on a case, following a murder suspect. When he catches him, he finds out that the perp isn't even human: he's a 200 year old rogue vampire!
The department doesn't believe him, and puts him on early retirement, despite his many years of service to the Chicago Police Department, which sends him into a downward spiral.
Two years later, Danny gets an invitation from the beautiful, young and very attractive Detective Angelica Cross to join a secret branch of the FBI to help her track down Vincent, the wayward vamp.
But renegade werewolves, meddling immortal witches and Danny's strange visions of a life lived a century ago with Angelica make things more difficult than it should be.
January 12, 2015
January 9, 2015
Cousin Skill
I don't know if we have a name yet for misheard lyrics. You know, like Jimi Hendrix's eternal, "Excuse me while I kiss this guy." They're sort of like spoonerisms...well, sometimes they can be spoonerisms. I dunno. Anyway, we need a term for those.
Oh, correction: Google informs me these are known as "mondegreens."
Aaaaanyway, some of you may have heard my interview on the Books and Booze podcast. Sadly, Books and Booze is going off the air, so they've been soliciting farewell messages on a special hotline (951-290-8002) to play during the final episode.
As soon as I heard about this I called immediately. It was around 1am on a weeknight, so naturally I was about three sheets to the wind, and I stepped outside into the literal wind so as not to be disturbing the other members of the household with a telephone conversation in the middle of the night. In any case, I don't really remember what I said. But the next day I got this message on my Facebook, advising me of a nigh incomprehensible mondegreen:
You said, "Hi, this is Steve Kozeniewski, author of Braineater Jones" and the voicemail app transcribed that as, "Hi. This is Steve cousin skill to bring your insurance."
Oh, correction: Google informs me these are known as "mondegreens."
Aaaaanyway, some of you may have heard my interview on the Books and Booze podcast. Sadly, Books and Booze is going off the air, so they've been soliciting farewell messages on a special hotline (951-290-8002) to play during the final episode.
As soon as I heard about this I called immediately. It was around 1am on a weeknight, so naturally I was about three sheets to the wind, and I stepped outside into the literal wind so as not to be disturbing the other members of the household with a telephone conversation in the middle of the night. In any case, I don't really remember what I said. But the next day I got this message on my Facebook, advising me of a nigh incomprehensible mondegreen:
You said, "Hi, this is Steve Kozeniewski, author of Braineater Jones" and the voicemail app transcribed that as, "Hi. This is Steve cousin skill to bring your insurance."
