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September 19, 2013

Slick as Ides teaser 25

Tomorrow Slick as Ide's goes live! I'll share the link tomorrow!


Ides and Vapor from Chapter 25:
“You’re doing this to help me get over my fears, aren’t you?”
“Who me?” I smack my lips at her.
“Yes, you, asshole. Who else would I be talking about?”
She kisses me, holds me and I let go of her with a whine. “I wanted to fuck.”
“Yes, you’re breathing, so, yes, you want to fuck.” She stands up and straightens her black shirt. “Maybe I should change. The rest of the women presenting will probably be in skirts and heels and nice blouses.”
“The rest of them can eat shit, because they suck monkey balls compared to you. Wear what you’ve got on. I like it. It’s you, and you’re comfortable, so you’ll be able to relax better.” I pinch her ass.

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Published on September 19, 2013 09:00

September 18, 2013

Slick as Ides teaser 24

Two more days until Slick as Ides goes live! Can't believe it!


Ides and Vapor from Chapter 24:
“Only because you’re still an asshole and won’t let me clean up afterward. I suppose I should kiss your ass for allowing me to wear my dental floss, rainbow colored panties?” She flutters her eyelashes at me on purpose and then pinches my nipples. “I liked the condoms. It contains the mess better. It’s not like you gave it a real chance anyway. You only did it for a week.”
“A week of hell . . .”
She pinches my nipples harder this time.
“God, girl, I bruise like a peach—careful with my chest,” I joke, then pull her down to me, removing her hands off my chest.
“I really do bruise like a peach. Stop making fun of me.” She smiles with a devious look, bites my lower lip and sucks it into her mouth with a loud groan.
I quicken my thrusts and grip her ass, holding her down so I can control the speed and depth.
“Fuck, I love how tight you get when I hold you down like this. Do it, girl. Squirt.”
“No way.” She shakes her head.
I smack her ass. “Do it! I need it. Soak me.”
“No.”
I smack her ass twice more. “Why not?”
“I told you why last night. I don’t want to do that in a hotel. I can’t stand the thought of some poor maid having to clean up what might be piss. You know they don’t have time to shampoo mattresses. It’s repulsive to think of someone else lying on this bed tonight.” She grimaces.
“Oh, those poor unsuspecting douchebags, lying in your come. Poor them. Boo fucking hoo.” I pretend to cry.
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Published on September 18, 2013 16:00

Slick as Ides submitted for publishing

I finished the final proofreading today on Slick as Ides, and it's now been submitted to Amazon. I should hear back from them in 24 to 48 hours and then I'll have a link. Can't wait!
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Published on September 18, 2013 13:20

Slick as Ides teaser 23


Ides and Vapor from Chapter 23:
“Would you rather squirt all over his upholstery back here or have me shave those dirty, germ-infested pubes for you?” He wiggles his eyebrows.
“Neither. This is absolutely hideous to even think about!” I say, my voice going up about two octaves, and in this enclosed space, it sounds shaky and weak, though it’s loud.
“Not a choice. If you decide to give me what you call your piss, then I’ll lick it all off these leather seats afterward. And you’ll be released so you can go inside, grab the black light and come back out to do a better job of cleaning it off. If you choose to be shorn"—he chuckles at his silly word, shorn—“then I’ll come back out here and vacuum them up, but you know it’ll be hard to get them all. I might miss some, and then your DNA will be in here for forensic scientists to find and future car thieves as well.” Once more with the wiggly, flirty brows.
“This is sick!” I tip my head back and rest it on the car door. For some stupid reason I’m grinning like an imbecile.
His creativity for lunacy like this is astounding, and God love him, I can’t help but want him more for it.
He pulls off his shirt and stuffs it behind my back. “For cushioning,” he explains.
“Yeah, ‘cause you’re all sorts of gentlemanly right now.” I snort, then chuckle, shaking my head.
“Damn right, I am. Now, which shall it be, my sexy girl?” He wears a lopsided smirk. It makes my stomach flip.
Bzzzzzzzzz . . .
He turns on the clippers, and I cringe.
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Published on September 18, 2013 09:00

September 17, 2013

Slick as Ides teaser 22


Ides and Vapor from Chapter 22:
I can’t stand it. “C’mere. I need you in my arms.” I take a seat on the couch and pull her down into my lap. “I have no idea where you come up with all this stuff, but I love your take on things. It puts me in a very flattering light—one I’m afraid I don’t deserve.” I nuzzle my nose into her hair and take deep breaths.
“What don’t you get, that you think you don’t deserve it?”
“How in the hell did Riot get what he wanted?” I stroke down her back. “I’m glad you think that, since I know he’s your friend and you don’t want to hurt him, but I was anything but helpful to him.” Another deep whiff and my head buzzes with the scent of her.
“Do you know what he said to me after we left the court room?”
“No. I wanted to follow you, monitor you somehow, but I was dealing with my jerkoff of a father,” I answer.
“Riot said you did that all for me as a show.” She curls around my body, hangs onto my shoulders. “I slapped his face, and I left.”
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Published on September 17, 2013 16:00

Slick as Ides teaser 21


Ides and Vapor from Chapter 21:
“Hi, Mr. Vapor.”
I eye my woman. “Mr. Vapor? Who told them to call me that?”
She giggles, covering her mouth as she does, then she tosses her arms around me and kisses me with a freedom I’ve never seen from her in public before. “I did. I thought you’d like it—being the big man and all. They’re showing respect—see? I do listen.”
“Shit woman, I’ll fuck you right now and show them exactly who has the biggest balls here—so stop tempting me with your smart-ass mouth and hot body.” I kiss her, and hold her tight. “This place is like you—it turns me on.”
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Published on September 17, 2013 09:00

September 16, 2013

Slick as Ides teaser 20


Ides and Nick from Chapter 20:
“Animal’s piss here,” she reminds me, glancing at the deck.
“And Nick comes here in his girl—no exceptions, so you can shut up now.”
“You’ll bathe me after in hand sanitizer,” she warns.
“I’ll hose you down with rubbing alcohol if it means you’ll let me fuck you now—no more waiting.” I bare my teeth at her and growl like an animal.
She giggles and it makes my cock knock into her hip bone.
I slide down lower, line my body up with hers and consider where else she might be wearing pink.
All at once, I can’t take it anymore.
“I can’t . . . I can’t get it,” I say, trying to rip the rest of her clothes off, but my hands are shaking so bad, I can’t do it. “God, let there be little pink panties in here.”
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Published on September 16, 2013 16:00

SHROAG 50 rough draft completed

"Hear ye, hear ye--SHROAG 50's rough draft is now completed!"

I just finished writing it, with the exception of a scene I left out on purpose for my pre-readers that takes place in the final chapter. I thought I'd wait until I get their feedback on the rest of the story before I wrote that particular scene. I also need to write chapter 1 of SHROAG 51, since I want to include that in the story, as the lead up to the next one. Other than that, I'll be proofing it tonight, sending it off to my pre-readers tomorrow and then to my editor hopefully by next week.

Can't wait to share this one. It's been in my brain for years. I can't believe it's now out of my head and on my computer. Such a relief. This was kind of my culmination--or crowning achievement in my eyes. It was to see if I really could combine all my passions into one whirlwind romance with some swashbuckling adventure. I love how the rough draft turned out. ;D

I can honest say, that hands down, Guy is my absolute favorite alpha male I've ever written. He's incredibly strong and romantic. He just oozes masculinity from every pore. Whew! *fans self*

This novel is due to come out in November. More news and teasers to come in the near future! If you're interested in being an ARC reviewer, don't be shy. Let me know. I've started compiling a list already.
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Published on September 16, 2013 14:28

Slick as Ides teaser 19


Ides and Westin phone conversation from Chapter 19:
“Just get over here. I’m not kidding.” Nick yells some profanities in the background, and Westin chuckles. “You hearing this asshole? Get over here or there won’t be a wall still in place. He’s already busted a chair. He’s fucking pissed. I’ve been hiding out on the deck. Fucker’s got a temper on him.”
“Don’t worry. He wouldn’t ever hurt you.” I smile.
“Yeah, yeah, easy for you to say when you’re miles away and carry around his favorite pair of boobs. I don’t have anything to offer him other than my fist, and I don’t like using them unless I absolutely have to.”
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Published on September 16, 2013 09:00

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