Harry Whitewolf's Blog, page 5
February 23, 2017
ReejecttIIon - FREE ON KINDLE!
Daniel - What’s the matter Harry? Why are you boo-hooing like a toddler that’s just seen his favourite teddy bear go through a shredder? You shouldn’t be such a cry baby, you know.
Harry - It’s nothing, Daniel. Don’t you worry about me.
Daniel - Alright, I won’t. But do stop crying. I can’t hear the plot to The Dukes of Hazzard, and you’re getting tears and snot all over the T.V remote.
Harry - Isn’t that the same remote control that took us on a crazy trip into the television where we met Danny Zuko and The Fonz?
Daniel - Hm? Yeah, I think it is. Why do you ask? And why the hell have you started crying even more? Here, rip a page out of this poor-selling poetry book of yours and use it as a handkerchief. You’re dripping snot everywhere!
Harry - Boo-hoo-hoo...
Daniel - Whatever is the matter man?
Harry - It’s just that... You forgot.
Daniel - Forgot what? What are you drivelling on about?
Harry - It’s our anniversary! And you forgot!
Daniel - Anniversary? I don’t remember us getting hitched. And even if we did, we can’t be legally wed ‘cos I’m still married to that Albanian hooker who robbed me of all my money and ran away to Hawaii with some bloke called Disco Derek.
Harry - Don’t be daft! It’s not our wedding anniversary!
Daniel - What is it then? Our first kiss? I’ve told you a million times that I was drunk and that was just a one off thing.
Harry - No, no. It’s our anniversary of publishing our book ReejecttIIon – a number two.
Daniel - You mean the book where we get sucked into the T.V and waterski with Arthur Fonzerelli and try to keep up with Danny Zuko’s disco moves?
Harry - Exactly!
Daniel - Well, why didn’t you say so? And don’t worry Harry, I hadn’t really forgotten. In fact, I’ve just set up a giveaway on Kindle to celebrate ReejecttIIon being one year old.
Harry - You have?
Daniel - Yeah, it’s my present to you Harry.
Harry - Damn. I wanted a My Little Pony.
ReejecttIIon - a number two: FREE ON KINDLE FOR FIVE DAYS: 23RD – 27TH FEBRUARY
Amazon.com: http://a.co/2zot8qi
Amazon.co.uk: http://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B01CF3MK4I
You can also read the first Reejecttion for FREE here:
https://issuu.com/danielclausen/docs/...
Harry - It’s nothing, Daniel. Don’t you worry about me.
Daniel - Alright, I won’t. But do stop crying. I can’t hear the plot to The Dukes of Hazzard, and you’re getting tears and snot all over the T.V remote.
Harry - Isn’t that the same remote control that took us on a crazy trip into the television where we met Danny Zuko and The Fonz?
Daniel - Hm? Yeah, I think it is. Why do you ask? And why the hell have you started crying even more? Here, rip a page out of this poor-selling poetry book of yours and use it as a handkerchief. You’re dripping snot everywhere!
Harry - Boo-hoo-hoo...
Daniel - Whatever is the matter man?
Harry - It’s just that... You forgot.
Daniel - Forgot what? What are you drivelling on about?
Harry - It’s our anniversary! And you forgot!
Daniel - Anniversary? I don’t remember us getting hitched. And even if we did, we can’t be legally wed ‘cos I’m still married to that Albanian hooker who robbed me of all my money and ran away to Hawaii with some bloke called Disco Derek.
Harry - Don’t be daft! It’s not our wedding anniversary!
Daniel - What is it then? Our first kiss? I’ve told you a million times that I was drunk and that was just a one off thing.
Harry - No, no. It’s our anniversary of publishing our book ReejecttIIon – a number two.
Daniel - You mean the book where we get sucked into the T.V and waterski with Arthur Fonzerelli and try to keep up with Danny Zuko’s disco moves?
Harry - Exactly!
Daniel - Well, why didn’t you say so? And don’t worry Harry, I hadn’t really forgotten. In fact, I’ve just set up a giveaway on Kindle to celebrate ReejecttIIon being one year old.
Harry - You have?
Daniel - Yeah, it’s my present to you Harry.
Harry - Damn. I wanted a My Little Pony.
ReejecttIIon - a number two: FREE ON KINDLE FOR FIVE DAYS: 23RD – 27TH FEBRUARY
Amazon.com: http://a.co/2zot8qi
Amazon.co.uk: http://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B01CF3MK4I
You can also read the first Reejecttion for FREE here:
https://issuu.com/danielclausen/docs/...
January 2, 2017
My book's been voted one of the 50 Best Indie Books of 2016!
[image error]A huge thank you to everyone who voted for my book Rhyme and Rebellion, making it one of Readfree.ly's 50 BEST INDIE BOOKS OF 2016 - scraping in at number 43!
With over 10,000 votes being cast this year, I'm obviously pretty chuffed to be a finalist of "one of the most popular and prestigious prizes available to indie authors". I can't thank all you voters enough!
http://www.readfree.ly/50-best-indie-...
Wanna know what all the fuss is about? Well, Rhyme and Rebellion is available in Kindle and paperback editions, so grab a copy now!
Only £1.49/$1.49 on Kindle and £2.99/$5.49 in paperback, on Amazon.
Amazon.co.uk: http://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B01LX8P3IB
Amazon.com: http://a.co/2qZ2ciO
![Rhyme and Rebellion by [Whitewolf, Harry]](https://i.gr-assets.com/images/S/compressed.photo.goodreads.com/hostedimages/1483373815i/21606315.jpg)
And if you're new to my poetry and would like to sample some for FREE, you can read my Two Beat Newbie book in its entirety here.
Thank you all and a Happy New Year!
December 21, 2016
Support Literary Flits!
Literary Flits is a fantastic blog for books, which currently posts a review per day, and it is now seeking support through Patreon, so please help out!
Here's what founder Stephanie Jane has to say about it: "I love reading and promoting obscure fiction - indie authors, small presses, global literature - and often the best part is sharing my enthusiasm through my daily blog, Literary Flits (http://litflits.blogspot.co.uk). Have you read Anhedonia by Nico Reznick, The First Wife by Paulina Chiziane, Occupied by Joss Sheldon? I'll assume not for the sake of easy flow(!), but these examples, together with many others, are amazing books that deserve to be widely known. I want to play a part in shouting about lesser-known novels and factual books, getting the word out and supporting talented authors."
Read more and become a patron here: https://www.patreon.com/StephanieJne
Literary Flits is also looking for guest reviewers. And be sure to check out the blog site itself: http://litflits.blogspot.co.uk/
Many thanks to Stephanie for recently reading and reviewing my two travel books. You can read the reviews here:
The Road To Purification review: http://litflits.blogspot.co.uk/2016/1...
Route Number 11 review: http://litflits.blogspot.co.uk/2016/0...
So please check out the Literary Flits blog, and become a patron too!
Many thanks,
Harry.
Here's what founder Stephanie Jane has to say about it: "I love reading and promoting obscure fiction - indie authors, small presses, global literature - and often the best part is sharing my enthusiasm through my daily blog, Literary Flits (http://litflits.blogspot.co.uk). Have you read Anhedonia by Nico Reznick, The First Wife by Paulina Chiziane, Occupied by Joss Sheldon? I'll assume not for the sake of easy flow(!), but these examples, together with many others, are amazing books that deserve to be widely known. I want to play a part in shouting about lesser-known novels and factual books, getting the word out and supporting talented authors."
Read more and become a patron here: https://www.patreon.com/StephanieJne
Literary Flits is also looking for guest reviewers. And be sure to check out the blog site itself: http://litflits.blogspot.co.uk/
Many thanks to Stephanie for recently reading and reviewing my two travel books. You can read the reviews here:
The Road To Purification review: http://litflits.blogspot.co.uk/2016/1...
Route Number 11 review: http://litflits.blogspot.co.uk/2016/0...
So please check out the Literary Flits blog, and become a patron too!
Many thanks,
Harry.
November 25, 2016
My book's been shortlisted for The 50 Best Indie Books of 2016!
Woohoo! My Rhyme and Rebellion poetry book has been shortlisted for ReadFree.ly's 50 Best Indie Books of 2016!
Please take a moment to vote for it here:
http://www.readfree.ly/vote-50-best-i...
You have until 16th December to cast your vote. Thank you!
And a big thank you to everyone who nominated my book in the first round. The support is very much appreciated.
One of my favourite indie books of 2016: Ivy Feckett is Looking for Love: A Birmingham Romance has also been nominated in the comedy category, so I urge you to vote for that as well.
http://www.readfree.ly/vote-50-best-i...
Many thanks y'all.
Harry.
October 20, 2016
Read Two Beat Newbie for free on my new website!
My website has been more out of date than a Gary Glitter fanclub magazine, but - hooray! - the new site is now up and running.
www.harrywhitewolf.com
What's more, you can read my Two Beat Newbie book for FREE on the site!
(Or just click this link: http://media.wix.com/ugd/e870ab_ae782...)
You'll also find an assortment of my fun and quirky poetry performance videos: http://www.harrywhitewolf.com/perform...
- as well as everything else Wolfy.
www.harrywhitewolf.com
What's more, you can read my Two Beat Newbie book for FREE on the site!
(Or just click this link: http://media.wix.com/ugd/e870ab_ae782...)
You'll also find an assortment of my fun and quirky poetry performance videos: http://www.harrywhitewolf.com/perform...
- as well as everything else Wolfy.
October 15, 2016
Interview with The Opening Sentence
Here's a new interview I did with Chris Harrison (author of The One Rule of Magic and We Are Toten Herzen) over at The Opening Sentence, where I discuss writing, Egypt, the 11:11 Phenomenon, gnomes and more!
https://theopeningsentence.wordpress....
https://theopeningsentence.wordpress....
October 7, 2016
FRACK OFF!
In light of yesterday's governmental decision that horizontal fracking can go ahead in Lancashire, in a landmark ruling for the UK shale gas industry (https://socialistworker.co.uk/art/434...), I thought I'd post this poem of mine from New Beat Newbie:
FRACK OFF
Fracking, fracking, fracking.
Fucking, fecking fracking.
Shattering the earth.
Damaging. Crack crack cracking.
Disturbing earth's stability
And its inner soul.
Fucking fecking fracking
It's fracking out of control.
No wonder the world's
In such a state,
With tearful floods
At her every gate,
When we keep fucking it up.
Fracking it up.
Cocking it up.
Cracking up.
Cracking the earth, making her roar,
Fucking, fecking fracking. What for?
For the crude of two words
That won't last anyway.
When we've burned all the oil
And are drowned in dismay,
I hope you fuckers
Remember the day,
When we said no to fracking.
No fucking way.
Fuck off
You frackers
With your
Ugly fracas.
Frack and frack,
Frack and frack,
Down and down,
Crude from a crack.
Fracking and fracking
And fracking. Fuck me,
When will people open
Their eyes up and see
What we're still doing
To our once paradise?
Fucking it up,
'Cos car parks are nice,
Just like the cars
That run on the oil,
So Shell will dig wells,
And BP will boil.
Fracking fuckers.
Frack off the lot.
Fuck fracking. Fuck fracking.
And those calling the shots.
Shattering the earth.
Damaging. Crack crack cracking.
Fracking, fracking, fracking.
Fucking, fecking fracking.
FRACK OFF
Fracking, fracking, fracking.
Fucking, fecking fracking.
Shattering the earth.
Damaging. Crack crack cracking.
Disturbing earth's stability
And its inner soul.
Fucking fecking fracking
It's fracking out of control.
No wonder the world's
In such a state,
With tearful floods
At her every gate,
When we keep fucking it up.
Fracking it up.
Cocking it up.
Cracking up.
Cracking the earth, making her roar,
Fucking, fecking fracking. What for?
For the crude of two words
That won't last anyway.
When we've burned all the oil
And are drowned in dismay,
I hope you fuckers
Remember the day,
When we said no to fracking.
No fucking way.
Fuck off
You frackers
With your
Ugly fracas.
Frack and frack,
Frack and frack,
Down and down,
Crude from a crack.
Fracking and fracking
And fracking. Fuck me,
When will people open
Their eyes up and see
What we're still doing
To our once paradise?
Fucking it up,
'Cos car parks are nice,
Just like the cars
That run on the oil,
So Shell will dig wells,
And BP will boil.
Fracking fuckers.
Frack off the lot.
Fuck fracking. Fuck fracking.
And those calling the shots.
Shattering the earth.
Damaging. Crack crack cracking.
Fracking, fracking, fracking.
Fucking, fecking fracking.
September 23, 2016
RHYME AND REBELLION - OUT NOW AND FREE ON KINDLE
My new poetry book Rhyme and Rebellion is now available and it's free on Kindle for the next five days (23rd Sep - 27th Sep) - see the links below.
Here's the blurb:
Swiping, biting, seething, pleading, fresh and funny, Whitewolf’s latest book of verse is a language sandwich filled with shit, shopping, poverty, war, Wi-Fi and wordplay.
Awaken your inner rebel for the modern era, with poems like: Equality For The Poor, You’re So Far Right, Ads, Abs And Apps, P.C. Pussies, Reality And T.V, Puppet Politician and The Google Boogie.
And here are three fun and quirky accompanying performance poetry vids:
BEAT BOMB BOOM: https://www.goodreads.com/videos/1093...
SHIT POLITICS: https://www.goodreads.com/videos/1088...
SHEEP SLEEP: https://www.goodreads.com/videos/1091...
Paperback and Kindle editions available.
FREE ON KINDLE:
Amazon.com: http://a.co/2qZ2ciO
Amazon.co.uk: http://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B01LX8P3IB
Thanks to everyone for your support!
Peace, love and rebellion,
Harry.
September 14, 2016
SHIT POLITICS
My new poetry book Rhyme and Rebellion will be available soon. In the meantime, you might like to check out this fun performance video to accompany it (the first of three, so keep an eye out for the others!):SHIT POLITICS: https://www.goodreads.com/videos/1088...
September 8, 2016
MATRIX VISIONS - FREE ON KINDLE
Matrix Visions, my poetic book of dark and strange spiritual conspiracy secrets is now FREE on Kindle for five days, so grab a copy whilst you can. Many thanks!
Amazon.com: http://amzn.com/B01F2LPVE6
Amazon.co.uk: http://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B01F2LPVE6
