Robb Lightfoot's Blog: Robb Lightfoot - Humor Me, page 23

Just Two More Things – #humor #orsoitseems

@robblightfoot -To buy Robb’s books in either print or eBook format, visit Amazon, Barnes and Noble, iTunes, Kobo, Sony Store,  or any other major retail outlet. My motto in childhood was “If a little bit is good, a lot has to be better.” This was doubly true when it came to talking. Bedtime was at … Read More →

Twice Around The Table – #humor #orsoitseems

@robblighfoot – To buy Robb’s books in either print or eBook format, visit Amazon, Barnes and Noble, iTunes, Kobo, Sony Store,  or any other major retail outlet.   When the kids were little, Karin instituted a family tradition, Twice around the Table. After dinner, you were required to remain seated, wait your turn, and then … Read More →

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Don’t Shoot The Dog – #humor #orsoitseems

#dogs @robblightfoot – To buy Robb’s books in either print or eBook format, visit Amazon, Barnes and Noble, iTunes, Kobo, Sony Store,  or any other major retail outlet.   Steve, the senior crime-beat reporter, looked over my shoulder as I wrote. I was putting the finishing touches on a breaking-news story about a neighborhood dispute … Read More →

Rise and Shine – #humor

@robblightfoot – To buy Robb’s books in either print or eBook format, visit Amazon, Barnes and Noble, iTunes, Kobo, Sony Store,  or any other major retail outlet. “Do you want to get up and start your day?” Karin asks. It’s summer vacation, 7:16 am, and I don’t have to arise at any particular time. I … Read More →

Clearing the Air – #Fart Filters

@robblightfoot – To buy Robb’s books in either print or eBook format, visit Amazon, Barnes and Noble, iTunes, Kobo, Sony Store,  or any other major retail outlet. Recently, my brother JD dragged me over to his computer with a grin on his face. “Check this out.” He pulled up a web page. “I think you … Read More →

Blown Away – Misadventures in #Sailing – #Humor

@robblightfoot Blown Away I saw it sitting on a corner lot, a little Hobie Cat with a “For Sale” signed tacked to it. Sailing…. What A GREAT IDEA. A simple, elegant sport, fun for the entire family and SO MUCH CHEAPER than wakeboarding! I just KNEW that they’d share my enthusiasm. That evening I gathered … Read More →

How To Cheer for Your Hometown #Olympic #Soccer Hero – in 92 Steps- #humor

@robblightfoot – This article originally appeared on anewscafe, and is here for the first time in it’s entirety. Special Report – LONDON 2012 HOW TO ROOT FOR YOUR HOMETOWN OLYMPIC HERO In 92 Not So Easy Steps Much as I wish I could have gone to London. I’m here at home watching on the TV … Read More →

My Dinner with #Bella #Andre – Noted #Erotic #Romance #Writer

@robblightfoot (Note: This story originally ran earlier this year on anewscafe. It’s presented here, in its entirety, for the first time.) Bella sat across the table from me, sipping a glass of red wine and chatting with the men gathered around her. She was witty, raven-haired, and feisty. Her smile was intriguing and her laughter … Read More →

The Lewd Tube – Or So It Seems

@robblightfoot Karin and I once had a small dog named “Honey” who was a faithful viewer of “Days of Our Lives.” Her morning routine was to prowl the house annoying the cats until she heard the soap’s theme song.  Then she’d scurry to the front of the set, tilt her head back, and let out … Read More →