C.N. Faust's Blog, page 8
June 24, 2014
It’s about time I got some writing done. I finally sat do...
It’s about time I got some writing done. I finally sat down and finished out a whole new chapter of “the Bitch King”. It is not a lot of progress, but it is some progress nonetheless. I have not exhausted my inspiration but I am forcing myself to take a break so I don’t squeeze myself dry, forcing myself into another two week hiatus.
I did re-vamp the covers of the series… again. I SWEAR THIS IS THE LAST TIME. I also updated the look of the website, and all of that good stuff. My roommate calls updating book covers my “hobby”. Maybe if I get good enough at it I can do them for other people instead of constantly tearing down and building up my own.
Anyway, here is a picture of the new lineup! I might have some more sneak previews of the Bitch King coming up soon, and don’t forget that a copy of The Dragon’s Disciples is still up for grabs! The June giveaway will end soon. And I have a cool idea for a July contest that I think will be fun. More details on that later!
And thanks to everyone who replied to my last post about advertising. It’s still a struggle, but I think I’m going to be able to see it through. Just have to keep researching and communicating with other writers!
If you haven’t already, stop by my Facebook page ( facebook.com/cnfaust ) and give it a “like”, and feel free to send me a friend request as well (Cyrus N Bonham) . Also be sure to like and share the June giveaway with all of your nerdy fantasy reading friends!
And as promised, here is the new cover line-up. So lovely, imho. :o






June 20, 2014
Quotes that Defined My Childhood
1. I am Egypt! I am the morning and the evening star. If I say day is night then it shall be written.
2. Now you shall deal with me, o’ prince, and all the powers of Hell.
3. Oo-de-la-lee, fortune tellers! FORTUNE FORECASTS, LUCKY CHARMS! What’s the dope with your horoscope?
4. I had a little trouble with the fireplace.
5. Ooh, leaf. OOH, MIGHT ATTACK ME. Ooh, it’s a SCARY tree. I’m afraid! (also, everything else Kuzco ever said).
6. Hey nonny nonny, hey nonny nonny!
7. I’d rather be smart than be an actor!
8. “Let your sword do the talking!” “I will and it shall be loquacious to a fault!”
9. Everything ever uttered by Rowan Atkinson’s Blackadder.
June 18, 2014
New Mini Project
I have a new mini-project coming up for you guys. It’s a bit darker than the one I’ve been working on, and I’ve been in the mood for very, very dark. So stay tuned.


Advertising?
Hello my beautiful ones. I hope your Wednesday is treating you well. I’ve seen better hump days, but I’m still alive so I guess we all have something to be grateful for.
I’m actually here to ask a question this time. It’s about advertising, which I am sure you have all noticed I am terrible with. How do you, my fellow authors out here, advertise your works – generally and genre-specifically? I’ve been thinking about taking out print ads in newspapers / literary magazines and the like, I’ve even though about buying ad space on websites, but I have heard that buying an ad on Facebook or (hell forbid that unholy site) Goodreads is a waste of time and money. (Yes, I hate Goodreads. That is probably a whole ‘nother blog post, though.)
So, yes, your opinion? Any and all advice would be greatly welcomed. I have already done the “usual” things. My email signature has my website and banner in it, my website is up-to date, easy to access, and I have my own URL. I have business cards and bookmarks. I have my own FB page and I have a twitter and an instagram, but I need something else, something that will get more publicity.
Thank you, in advance. xxx
- Cy


June 16, 2014
Pharun Needs an Instagram
Of course, Pharun takes up the bathroom with selfies all day long. Someone give the man an instagram. Pose like his sexy self and tag it with #bitchking!


New character on the horizon!
There is going to be a new character to make his/her first appearance in The Bitch King, and they are going to send Pharun’s head spinning. I would share more details, but I don’t want to spoil it. I will just leave this little quote here for you to enjoy.


Punish Me, Dead
If I lay down my life at your feet
And begged for a chance to be seen
Would you let me down kindly again?
Or would rigid discipline be a rod
To teach this slave his lesson?
I’m groveling in my own blood
As pathetic as I ever could be,
You’ve made a masochist out of me,
I deserve your disdain, welcome the
Pain, punish me, lady, for these
Thoughts in my head, punish me,
Punish me, punish me dead.


June 15, 2014
Not Everyone Can Write – Creepypasta
Bitch King – Excerpt
Sunday is almost over, you guys. What does the week to come hold for you? We’ve got a lot going on over here. A trip to see the family is coming up next Saturday, and I get to do all of the cleaning, laundry, and packing, etc that prefaces such a treat. Hopefully I will be able to shove my writing in there somewhere! Until then, here is a little taste of the Bitch King, which will hopefully take a little of the edge off your Monday. Enjoy!


June 10, 2014
New Website, New Giveaway…!
New website, new giveaway, new book covers, just … everything. So much new everything!
First of all, my web address hasn’t changed, but the look of my website has. Check this baby out! CN-FAUST.COM
Second of all, I had to go create a new Facebook page for myself. It’s a long story. I’ll probably tell it / rant about it later. But for now, please do me a huge favor and go like my new Official C.N. Faust Facebook Page, and then spam all of your friends with suggestions to like it as well! ;)
Third of all, I am having a giveaway for the month of June for a signed mass market paperback copy of The Dragon’s Disciples. Click here for more information!
And fourth…ly…. I have a new page with all sorts of wonderful excerpts. You can swing by and read little snapshots from books 1, 2, and 3 – with a snapshot of The Bitch King very soon to come! So go read them now!
More new stuff to come! I am working on this website every day. Lots of updates are in store for the future! I love you guys!

