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How many times have you watched Grease?

It was 1982 and I was 10 years old and I think in one day alone I may have watched the entire film five times back-to-back. It was on VHS tape. Do you remember them? Of course, Grease was released in 1978 and my Auntie Gail and her best mate, Shirley Lee, who actually named her kids after the T-birds had the vinyl LP with the fabulous cover jacket. I would pour over the cover – it would open like a book and there would be stills of the magical film that brought me such happiness. I can vividly remember the smell and the texture and the feelings of obsession that it would instill in me again and again and again.

I couldn’t get enough of the film. I could quote it. I knew the nuances of each look of each still. I watched it with my girlfriends again and again and again. It’s familiarity brought us great comfort, excitement and joy. We were transfixed.

It was Grease that introduced me to the notion of the American High School, with their athletics tracks with seats in rows. We had grass fields with chalked on lines and you sat on your arse in the grass on sports day. American High Schools seemed so glamorous.

I loved the look of the baseball jackets with Rydell High “R” and longed to live in America and go to High School where they had lockers, yellow school buses and carnivals.

School here in the UK seemed so grey and cold in comparison, like our weather. America seemed golden – the land of milk and honey. But then a few years later came a film which also took over my life and made Britain feel safe and warm and cosy…..

Nightmare on Elm Street…..

America ceased to be so attractive once I’d met Freddy.

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My Life Doesn’t Make Sense

My life doesn’t make sense to many people. I am separated from my husband but he stays at my house every weekend. We don’t argue all the time and fight in public. We act and behave like normal people and folk can’t work out if we are a couple or not. We are not a couple – we are separated but we are also not divorced. We are in no-man’s land. A place where we can’t go back but we haven’t quite worked out which way is forward.

As a family, we have had a shocking two years – Hagar’s arrest, the year waiting for it to come to trial with Hagar doing a three month Afghan deployment where a Chinook was shot down (Hagar is a Chinook pilot obviously he wasn’t shot down but losing a cab in theatre when your husband is doing the same gig at the same time makes you a little greyer), having our story blazoned across the front pages of the national press, completely ostracised by our former friends, being told I set the PR up, which I didn’t (This is in itself is weirdly flattering because clearly they think I am a PR impresario, with the contacts of Alistair Campbell, to be able to whip up  four front pages. Interestingly, I would normally write Max Clifford but it’s sex scandal galore at the moment so it didn’t seem appropriate to herald him as the master of PR) and ‘people’ saying to me that they were surprised to find out we were swingers (which we are not – for the record. Not that I have any objections to people swinging. It’s about choices.)

When it became abundantly clear that it was going to be a full on Crown Court trial with a jury we knew the outcome was unpredictable so, therefore, we had to assume that Hagar was going to prison. For me, it was a year with the sword of Damacles hanging over my head too. We decided that we needed our son, who had already been to 5 schools and had special education needs, (he is hyperflexible, which is modern parlance for disjointed and a bit wriggly which is my parlance for hyperactive, we did think at one point he was dyspraxic but this has been ruled out)  it was essential, and while we could still manage it, he must stay at the boarding school he attended, as it was in his best interests. It was also of paramount importance that Hagar had a relationship with his son. Military life is so fragmented that this critical parent bonding and essential male guidance was being lost due to Hagar’s prolonged absences. Hagar’s relationship with The Grenade was no exception. I made a very difficult decision and agreed that Hagar would become the primary carer for The Grenade. In order to do this I had to pay a solicitor £400 to draft a completely worthless piece of papers swearing that this was the case. In order to adhere to the rules laid down by the military I was only entitled to 56 days a year of unattended access to my son and I was not allowed to care for him in the school holidays, or take him to and from school unless Hagar was deployed or on exercise and then, of course, I was entitled to full parental access. I was also allowed no input into his education and all the decisions had to be made by Hagar. However, I was allowed to see my son if he was with Hagar and so that is when we decided that rather than swapping children at the weekends that Hagar would come to my house and at weekends we would be all together. Over the years this has worked very well. We follow the rules to the letter. There is no breach.

I have heard that the mutterings in the patch are that we are in fact doing this as a boarding school scam and that we are in fact back together. But this is not the case. We are in no man’s land. We are separated. In January, this year the military changed the rules and now you can take your children out of CEA (continuity of education allowance) without penalty. Previously, if a decision to withdraw a child before the end of the schooling period was made then the serving member drawing the allowance would have to repay the entire sum paid.

A year after Hagar was acquitted really our future is still being unravelled. We have decided to withdraw the Grenade out of boarding school and he will in the summer come and live with me as we are now committed to the area in which I live and I will not be moving. Hagar will move back into the Officer’s Mess, which will be dormitory living. For a 43 year old senior officer, it’s a tough pill to swallow. We have to do this as we try and juggle the financial implications of the aftermath of the last two years. But, of course, our weekend arrangement will not change. An Army officer’s mess would welcome two children staying with daddy on a weekend like a pint of cold sick. But in addition it is working for us right now. We both need that space apart in the week. Hagar’s job is no less stressful – he is the Brigade Air Liaion Officer (BALO) for 12 Mech Brigade – due to manning issues the BALO team which should be three is now only him. This is a common tale in the modern military as too few dedicated serving personnel carry the workload of too many. The stress and pressure is high as the thumbscrews tighten. It’s going to get even worse as the military returns from Germany and they withdraw from Afghanistan. The conflict in Afghanistan is funded, not by the Defence budget, but instead by the war purse in the Treasury. Once we are at peace again all of the equipment procured will have to be serviced and maintained by a rapidly shrinking defence budget which is barely sufficient to manage the military without the current support of the Treasury coffers. This is a problem forseeable to many already but will be pushed under the rug until it becomes a crisis and then there will be a huge amount of firefighting and shouting. Watch this space.

There you have it. My life makes no sense to people and it makes no sense to me either but it is what it is. For me it’s about pushing forward and working out how can we grow from this. We cannot go back. I have a new weekly column in the Salisbury Journal and I have a bi-monthly column in Wiltshire Life magazine. I have just written a book and now I am looking into creating a social enterprise. I began my networking journey at Salisbury Big Business last week and it’s been a fascinating insight into starting a business. I am so lucky because everywhere I turn I am finding strong, amazing, inspiring women who believe in me, maybe more than I believe in myself. I feel like I walk the tightrope of the tipping point and there a few that watch me, willing me to fall and willing me to fail; but then there are more, who are cheering me on, wanting me to win, not just for me, but for them too. There is, of course, my beautiful, demanding children that require raising, guiding and feeding three times a day (at least) and finding the work, life, balance which, from what I can see, really should be called the work, work, breathe, work balance and as well as paying the bills. This is all part of the unravelling. I don’t live this way to wind people up on purpose, I live this way because a life filled with laughter and love for me is the one I prefer. I don’t want to invest any energy, which is a valuable resource when you get to my age, 41, on the treadmill of life,  with anger and hate. It’s much more fun to have fun. Life is way too short.

I have sold 200 copies of the book so far and the response has been unequivocally more, more, more – of course, there is more. It’s already written it just needs compiling and editing but I need to sell at least 10,000 copies of book 1. I have such a long way to go. Book 1 is naughty, rude, funny and it resonates with many women not just military wives because really it’s about how men are annoying and think of us as their slaves. Women are maid of man.

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My life doesn’t make sense. So what! Get over it.

 

 

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Stars and Cosmetic Surgery – Successes and Failure

Stars and Cosmetic Surgery – Successes and Failures

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Many of us look to celebrities, big and small, as trendsetters, entertainers and, in some ways, role models. Some of them have become famous through sheer hard work, but copying everything they do might not be advisable.

Many stars, in order to keep looking youthful, are willing to undergo some form of cosmetic surgery, which can be risky.

Going under the knife can, when everything goes to plan, work really well; but that’s not always the case. According to First4Lawyers, around 70,000 plastic surgery operations each year are at risk of going wrong.

More than anything else, it shows that celebs are risking doing untold damage to their appearance by undergoing cosmetic changes, although most have come out looking better.

Kim looks A-OK

She’s famous for her over-the-top antics on a reality TV show, but just about everything that socialite Kim Kardashian does is in the spotlight, not least her numerous plastic surgery sessions.

She’s been under the knife no fewer than three times, and for the most part, she’s come out looking better, but she’s experienced the odd problem.

Last year, while undergoing facial surgery, Kim experienced a serious amount of pain, screaming at the top of her lungs in agony. Eventually, she told her growing legion of fans via social media that she was fine, but vowed never to have another facial op as long as she lived. Compared to other celebs, she’s got off lightly.

Money can’t buy you looks

Can’t get a picture of her that’s not ‘All Rights Reserved’ – never even heard of her anyway!

Another socialite with a taste for the high life, 72-year-old millionaire Jocelyn Wildenstein is a regular attendee at award ceremonies and film premieres across the United States. Since the 1970s when she came into money, she has had a number of operations in order to carry off a more feline look with disastrous results.

Recently, Jocelyn was spotted on the red carpet in her native New York sporting a new, toned-down look. perhaps she was sick of being nicknamed ‘catwoman’, but having undergone plastic surgery on a regular basis since the 1970’s, don’t be surprised if she has at least another operation before eventually giving up.

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Meet me at Budgens, Codford St Mary, 27th May 10am – Midday

 

Budgens Codford St Mary Wiltshire Secures World Retail Exclusive

A Modern Military Mother – Tales from the Domestic Frontline 

Budgens of Codford St Mary, New Road Service Station, High Street, Codford, Wiltshire, BA12 0NS (Tel. 01985 850345) have secured the worldwide exclusive retail deal on Wylye Valley, writer, journalist, author and mum’s latest book – A Modern Military Mother – Tales from the Domestic Frontline.

“As a local independent store I like to support the local community with the products we stock. We are community shop and it’s important that we serve our customers with some of the great products our area provides. I wanted to help Clare and give her a chance to get her book out there.” Said Brendan Smith, proprietor of Budgens Codford St Mary, Wiltshire.

“It’s so exciting!! Brendan Smith, the proprietor and I used to train at swimming club together when I was 8 years old. He has a taken a huge leap of faith and agreed to sell it in his shop. He has even read some of it. (I can now barely look him in the eye without blushing). For me this demonstrates the power of community. When people come together to make things happen. The thing that I love most about living in Wiltshire is the warmth and generosity of the local people.” Said Clare Macnaughton.

Meet me – local author and journalist

(Wiltshire Life & Salisbury Journal)

Clare Macnaughton

Monday 27th May

10am – Midday

Budgens Codford St Mary, New Road Service Station

High Street, Codford, Wiltshire, BA12 0NS

 

The book is currently on sale.

Clare Macnaughton started the blog amodernmilitarymother.com in 2009 to help explain life from the other side of the British military. She wrote her blog as a reflection of her own experiences in a decade of marriage to an RAF Officer, a former Chinook Pilot, who was based at RAF Odiham and is now based at Bulford, who serves in the military. This was her truth. In 2010 they separated. Despite her separation she cannot sever from military life completely, her husband still works away and her children are still impacted by the continued and prolonged absences of their father. She is still a modern, military mother.

Clare’s blog been shortlisted for a prestigious blogging award. Clare Macnaughton’s being considered for the INNOVATE Brit Mums Brilliance in Blogging Award, for her blog called ‘A Modern Military Mother’.

 

The shortlist is made up of 16 blogs, 11 represent the top nominated, and another 5 were chosen by the Brit Mums team for their excellence in each area.

 

Either go to Budgens Codford St Mary or:

 

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Crossroads

It’s been a crazy few months but the time has come to look now at creating a clear future that provides a foundation and stability. I have always wanted to look at living a more sustainable life and the feasibility of this.

Do you remember my pilot TV show?

But for me it’s also about working where I live and being able to run my business from home and raise my children. This means that my home is my business so I am looking how can I create a business model that enables me to examine sustainable living, make my tv show, raise my kids and pay my rent. This is my current challenge. I am looking a social enterprise as a business model. It seems to be a good balance between business and community. I want to be able to give back and grow something that benefits others. I see this as an investment in our future, albeit on a small scale. This is the path I have chosen and now my next obstacle is to make it work. I need help for sure and I am finding that there are sign posts everywhere if you look for them but it’s a bit overwhelming and also isolating. I am not going to be deterred. I think it’s important for future generations that they connect with the earth and think not about what they want materially but how they can forge their own path and in some way take responsibility for their own destiny. But I think that is also important for me as an adult to also take responsibility for my own destiny. There is no going back now only forward. Wish me luck.

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Showering with Gifts

Great Baby Shower Gifts

Everybody goes through that phase: that phase where it seems like there is a baby shower happening every other week. It’s weird how groups of friends all seem to have kids at the same time. It’s great, don’t get us wrong, but it can also be expensive. How do you give an amazing gift to every friend who is expecting if you aren’t swimming in money?

1. Use Coupons

There is no shame in using coupons to make a gift more affordable. In fact, finding the coupons you want the most might make you something of a hero in your social circle, since everybody else is probably feeling the gift giving pinch as well. For example, you can use a Lollipop Moon coupon to help make a selection of cute onesies more affordable.

2. Give Coupons

Seriously! Your first thought is probably “no way, that makes me look cheap.” The trick is to give more than the coupons. For example, you might buy some organic baby clothes from Hanna Anderson and, in the card include some Hanna Andersson promo codes that the mum can use later if she likes the way the clothes look on her baby. This way she gets something cute and gets to save money later. What a great gift!

3. Give the Gift of Time

If you are really strapped for cash, give the gift of your time. Expectant moms leave baby showers laden with gifts and cute things for the baby once it arrives. Unfortunately it takes a long time for the mum to get around to actually making use of those gifts because being a new mum is hectic and time consuming and stressful. You know this, having been a new mum yourself.

This is why giving the gift of your time is always so highly appreciated. Offer a new mum ten free nights of babysitting—even if she doesn’t leave the house. You can go over and watch the baby while she takes a nap or showers. You can offer to make all of her meals for two weeks after the baby is born so that she won’t have to worry about feeding herself. You get the idea.

4. Stuff for Older Babies

Most of the gifts given to a new mum are meant for newborns. This is great and all but the expensive time comes later, when the baby is chewing her way through board books, growing out of clothing like a weed, etc. Why not hit the sales and stock up on older baby clothes, toys or accessories? This way you can help put off the “babies cost so much money” for as long as possible for your friend. Plus, that way it’s like getting the gift all over again once the baby is old enough to use what you’ve bought!

5. Diapers

No kidding. Babies use a lot of diapers. Give a few packs as a gift. It’s a fun and funny gift that will be highly appreciated. You might even get together with the other guests so that you can all do it, as a sort of theme.

Remember, with gift giving, it truly is the thought that counts. You don’t have to spend a ton of money to prove that you care!

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It’s A Jumble Out There!

I saw on Facebook a picture of a tape cassette and a pencil with reference to how the youth of today will never understand the beauty of this relationship. Stored inside a dresser, in my dining room, are boxes of CD we never play as we now use i-Tunes for all our music needs with i-Pods, i-Pads, i-Phones all jacked into various speaker ensembles.

A pal of mine saw on Facebook that I was thinking of selling my CD’s on this site called Music Magpie. It turns out that he is a music magpie himself. He was in my CD cupboard before you could say ‘Bob’s your uncle’ like a child in a sweet shop. He was almost drooling as scattered them across the floor. Hunched like Gollum, he rooted through collection working out what was ‘his precious’. Apparently he loves CD’s – the box, the disc and the inlay cards. I guess this physical, tactile relationship with an inanimate object is an experience that the digital world can’t replicate. I guess it will be collectors, who will extend their life longer, as they become relegated to the annals of time and the world becomes more and more digitised.

I like to recycle whenever possible and reduce my carbon footprint if I can. I exchange children’s clothing hand me downs with my friends. Children have this habit of growing out of clothes as quickly as you buy or gain it for them, so buying new clothes seems almost futile. But sometimes there are garments that have only been worn once or never worn at all and they are worth selling. It’s worth selling clothes online if they are in good nick, a coveted brand or you have many in good enough condition to be a valuable collection, or bargain job lot. If not, it’s into bags and off to the charity shop or jumble sale they must go. Jumble everywhere that needs to be constantly circulated as we grow and change.

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Hanging Out The Washing

Is spring finally here? It feels late to me and we are supposed to be on the cusp of summer. The good news is that I have finally turned the heating off, especially after an astronomical winter electricity bill, nobody is allowed to switch the lights on and we are all sat in the dark. Only joking – I allow one lightbulb only! The best thing about the clemency of the improved weather is that we can finally put the washing on the line. This means we don’t have to use the very expensive tumble dryer for the clothes. There is, of course, always the aga but it’s a slow drying process and not as effective as either the energy draining tumble dryer or the line. As energy prices rise and the greedy fat cats at the energy companies hold us all to ransom like the villainous, Vilos Cohaagen in Paul Verheoven’s fabulous film Total Recall, which I love, it makes me crave self sufficiency even more – we have so many resources untapped and we are being screwed to the ground by the ever increasing cost of living. *thinkity, thinking – how?*

At the very least I can dry our laundry for free when the weather is smiling upon us. The best thing about sky dried linen is the bedding – duvet covers, pillow case, sheets all freshly laundered and breeze blown dried. There is something fine about snuggling down into freshly washed, air dried sheets. The fresh bed change is one of life’s simple gifts. I love it when I have changed my bed sheets and I can snuggle down into crisp, line dried linen from the line. These little moments when life is stressful, frenetic, even uncertain, can bring simple joy and pleasure and pure heavenly escapism.

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WORLD EXCLUSIVE Budgens of Codford St Mary First Shop To Sell My New Book

WORLD EXCLUSIVE Budgens Codford, Wiltshire selling A Modern Military Mother – Tales from the Domestic Frontline #book

Breaking News!!

Budgens of Codford St Mary, Wiltshire have secured the worldwide exclusive retail deal on my latest book

New Road Service Station

High Street

Codford

Wiltshire

BA12 0NS

Tel. 01985 850345

It’s so exciting!! Brendan Smith, the proprietor and I used to train at swimming club together when I was 8 years old. Although at that time, I wouldn’t actually speak to him as he was well old and I was way too shy! Anyway, he has a taken a huge leap of faith and agreed to sell it in his shop!! He has even read some of it!! (I can now barely look him in the eye without blushing)

I love it when Wessex Old School and Team Warmo come together to make things happen.

SO now I have an actual shop with tills and lovely, gorgeous girls behind them selling my book – hurrah!!! Get yourself down to Budgens and grab a copy!!

And if you don’t live locally then you can always get one here.

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Please vote from me – Shortlist for Brit Mums Brilliance in Blogging Awards – INNOVATE

The BritMums team have just told me I have been shortlisted for a BiB. Hurrah! 

The shortlist is made up of 16 blogs, 11 represent the top nominated blogs and another 5 chosen by the BritMums team for their excellence in each area.

What happens next?

Having been nominated and shortlisted – the next stage is voting.

Votes open on Monday 22nd April until May 12th and the Survey Monkey has been created to allow one vote per person. Only 6 finalists will go through from the 16, (4 with the top votes and 2 chosen by BritMums).

To vote for me click on the badge on the top right hand corner of my blog – it looks like this!

The finalists will be announced on 22nd May.

Don’t delay vote for me today!!! Puhleeeeeeese – love ya!! xxx

PS: I went to Brit Mums LIVE last year – read all about it here - http://amodernmilitarymother.com/mother/brit-mums-live-trollied

 

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