Brandon Stanton's Blog, page 396

"I’m trying to find a bathroom."

"I’m trying to find a bathroom."

Today in microfashion…

Today in microfashion…

"I dated a meth addict once. I didn’t find out until eight...

"I dated a meth addict once. I didn’t find out until eight months into the relationship, so I tried to stick it out. After he got clean, we took a trip to San Francisco so we could ‘start over.’ The first morning there, he woke up early and said he was going to get some breakfast. Then he took all my money, and all my credit cards, and disappeared for two days. When I finally found him, he was getting blown by some dude in an adult theater, so I backhanded him in the face and knocked out a couple of teeth. The entire flight back, he wrote me apology notes on airplane napkins. Which I still have, by the way, to remind me never to date a meth addict."

"I can play the bassoon, contrabassoon, flute, piccolo, alto...

"I can play the bassoon, contrabassoon, flute, piccolo, alto flute, bass flute, clarinet, saxophone, tenor saxophone, piano, guitar, recorder, harmonica, and a carrot."
"A carrot?"
"Yeah. You can put a mouthpiece on a hollowed carrot and it sounds like a pathetic duck."

"I want to be a teacher.""What’s the best part about being...

"I want to be a teacher."
"What’s the best part about being a teacher?"
"Teaching."

"I’ve got a big ole jar of perfectly crystalized...

"I’ve got a big ole jar of perfectly crystalized California weed at home."

"I tend to close myself off when I’m angry. So he’ll...

"I tend to close myself off when I’m angry. So he’ll be patient with me until I’m ready to yell at him."
"Oh yeah, I can’t wait."

"I want to be a spy. Like a chocolate James Bond."

"I want to be a spy. Like a chocolate James Bond."

"It gives me emotional power."

"It gives me emotional power."

Seen in Central Park

Seen in Central Park