"I can play the bassoon, contrabassoon, flute, piccolo, alto...



"I can play the bassoon, contrabassoon, flute, piccolo, alto flute, bass flute, clarinet, saxophone, tenor saxophone, piano, guitar, recorder, harmonica, and a carrot."
"A carrot?"
"Yeah. You can put a mouthpiece on a hollowed carrot and it sounds like a pathetic duck."

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