Brandon Stanton's Blog, page 397

BREAKING NATURE NEWS: Numerous agencies are now confirming that...

BREAKING NATURE NEWS: Numerous agencies are now confirming that the Albino Death Puma has emerged fully from its winter quarters and resumed feeding on the giant sturgeon of Central Park Boat Pond.

"My coworkers are over there laughing at me right now."

"My coworkers are over there laughing at me right now."

"I was scared when my mom died, because she was always giving me...

"I was scared when my mom died, because she was always giving me good advice. And I wasn’t sure I’d be able to make it without her advice."
"What’s the best piece of advice she ever gave you?"
"Believe in God."
"When did you find it the hardest to believe in God?"
"I guess when I was eighteen or nineteen, cause you know, it’s the age you’re becoming a man, and you feel like you’re in control. Then you find out that you’re not."

"That’s my boss. Gotta go."

"That’s my boss. Gotta go."

"What’s your greatest struggle right now?""Hitting a kick...

"What’s your greatest struggle right now?"
"Hitting a kick flip."
"Getting my average past 90."
"Getting some vagina."
"Me too."

"Our moms set us up."

"Our moms set us up."

"It’s important to forgive.""Who do you have the hardest...

"It’s important to forgive."
"Who do you have the hardest time forgiving?"
"Myself."

"I grew up in a violent household. I got it from my dad and gave...

"I grew up in a violent household. I got it from my dad and gave it to my brother."

"One time we we had a project in class, and my friend said he...

"One time we we had a project in class, and my friend said he didn’t want to be my partner, and I got an A+, and he just got an A."

"My best friend’s husband was a police officer who died in...

"My best friend’s husband was a police officer who died in a shootout. For a few days, the media presented the story as a tragedy. Then I guess everyone got bored with that angle, because the story changed after a few days, and the media started reporting on the size of the insurance settlement my friend received. The story completely changed based on what they chose to focus on. I haven’t watched TV since."