Jonathan Edgington's Blog: The Playwright's Blog - Posts Tagged "new-writing"

SHARK BITES #1

"I won't think any the less of you for not doing amateur dramatics." *

*quote from Woody Allen's Shark play GONE

SHARK BITES #2

"Bloody hell, girl - you've got the Three Way Rampant Rabbit!" *

*quote from Woody Allen's Shark play BABIES

SHARK BITES #3

"I feel the same way about men as I do about snowflakes." *

*quote from Woody Allen's Shark play DATING

SHARK BITES #4

"A misunderstanding in a bar in Basingstoke, apparently." *

*quote from Woody Allen's Shark play HERBIE

SHARK BITES #5

"My mother doesn't have any tattoos!" *

*quote from Woody Allen's Shark play ONE HUNDRED AND EIGHTY!

SHARK BITES #6

"How long did it take to grow back?" *

*quote from Woody Allen's Shark play QUANTO SEI BELLA

SHARK BITES #7

"You'll soon settle in. It'll be alright. I know it will be a bit difficult at first." *

*quote from Woody Allen's Shark play GUILT

SHARK BITES #8

"People don't understand mirrors." *

*quote from Woody Allen's Shark play LORELEI

My 10 minute romantic comedy play script The Slim Blonde Beauty has just been published! It can be read on-line at: http://www.lazybeescripts.co.uk/Scrip...