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Discover the story of Winchester's mysterious Mizmaze in my scary ten minute play published by Lazy Bee Scripts! Ideal for youth theatres and schools. Mizmaze can be read on-line at http://www.lazybeescripts.co.uk/Scrip...

SHARK BITES #1

"I won't think any the less of you for not doing amateur dramatics." *

*quote from Woody Allen's Shark play GONE

SHARK BITES #2

"Bloody hell, girl - you've got the Three Way Rampant Rabbit!" *

*quote from Woody Allen's Shark play BABIES

SHARK BITES #3

"I feel the same way about men as I do about snowflakes." *

*quote from Woody Allen's Shark play DATING

SHARK BITES #4

"A misunderstanding in a bar in Basingstoke, apparently." *

*quote from Woody Allen's Shark play HERBIE

SHARK BITES #5

"My mother doesn't have any tattoos!" *

*quote from Woody Allen's Shark play ONE HUNDRED AND EIGHTY!

SHARK BITES #6

"How long did it take to grow back?" *

*quote from Woody Allen's Shark play QUANTO SEI BELLA

SHARK BITES #7

"You'll soon settle in. It'll be alright. I know it will be a bit difficult at first." *

*quote from Woody Allen's Shark play GUILT

SHARK BITES #8

"People don't understand mirrors." *

*quote from Woody Allen's Shark play LORELEI

My 10 minute romantic comedy play script The Slim Blonde Beauty has just been published! It can be read on-line at: http://www.lazybeescripts.co.uk/Scrip...

Five theories of String
Were a muddling thing
'Til the Eleventh Dimension
Brought some comprehension.

Then Science got sneery
Oh dear! The M Theory!
It sounds so inane
We're not just a membrane!

So matter is string - not particles
Enough science articles!
The universe a symphony?
Someone's got it in for me?!

Super gravity seeps
Or maybe it leaks?
Tie a knot in the String!
The Theory of Everything

If parallel universes abound
We'll try and track one down
Think that's too drab?
Build one in your lab!

But don't let it collide
With others inside
Hot doggy do dang
No second Big Bang!

Jonathan Edgington

I've just finished my 25th play! Full details of all my plays are available at: http://www.jeplays.com/index.php?opti...

My 15 minute play Unforgettable in which a man suffering from amnesia has a strange encounter in a bar and my One Act World War One/Suffragette themed play Gender Fluid have both been published by TreePress.

https://www.treepress.org/playwright/...