Calvero's Blog, page 186
August 27, 2015
“We’ll take two Slim Jims. And can we also get a copy of the security footage?”...
“We’ll take two Slim Jims. And can we also get a copy of the security footage?”...
August 26, 2015
Because of my semen still fresh inside you
Burning like a salty lantern
Illuminating the conception...
Because of my semen still fresh inside you
Burning like a salty lantern
Illuminating the conception...
Burning like a salty lantern
Illuminating the conception...
Your head lying on my shoulders
Your naked body against the cold, sticky floor
But the floor never...
Your head lying on my shoulders
Your naked body against the cold, sticky floor
But the floor never...
Your naked body against the cold, sticky floor
But the floor never...
August 25, 2015
Eating Baby Ruths from my hand, basking in the soft, silent, aluminum glow of the candy aisle
Eating Baby Ruths from my hand, basking in the soft, silent, aluminum glow of the candy aisle
August 24, 2015
And you will look more beautiful than any girl who has ever beautifuled.
And you will look more beautiful than any girl who has ever beautifuled.
August 23, 2015
We can conceive our child there.
We can name her Baby Ruth in honor of the post sex snack we grabbed...
We can conceive our child there.
We can name her Baby Ruth in honor of the post sex snack we grabbed...
We can name her Baby Ruth in honor of the post sex snack we grabbed...
August 22, 2015
Let’s have sex in the candy aisle of a 7/11.
Let’s have sex in the candy aisle of a 7/11.
August 21, 2015
Seriously though… You smell like raspberry-scented hope that just got outta the shower and I wanna...
Seriously though… You smell like raspberry-scented hope that just got outta the shower and I wanna...
Seriously though… You smell like raspberry-scented hope that just got outta the shower and I...
Seriously though… You smell like raspberry-scented hope that just got outta the shower and I...
Do you wanna have sex and get married?
Do you wanna have sex and get married?
