Calvero's Blog, page 184

I hope dying feels like listening to “All Apologies.”

I hope dying feels like listening to “All Apologies.”

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Hi. I’m Calvero. I’m a Capricorn and my interests include eating women out, petting...

Hi. I’m Calvero. I’m a Capricorn and my interests include eating women out, petting...

Gouging your eyes out so you’re finally beautiful. Because this way no one can see the mangled rat...

Gouging your eyes out so you’re finally beautiful. Because this way no one can see the mangled rat...

I’m in love with a dead woman.

I’m in love with a dead woman.

You feel alone because people can only apply their own personal experiences to your own ongoing...

You feel alone because people can only apply their own personal experiences to your own ongoing...

I wish people were cats and I was one never ending bag of catnip.

I wish people were cats and I was one never ending bag of catnip.

I wish people would stop using people the same way they use alcohol.

I wish people would stop using people the same way they use alcohol.

Which is really just another way of saying I wish people didn’t fear themselves as much as...

Which is really just another way of saying I wish people didn’t fear themselves as much as...