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February 5, 2018
Viaads & Ædifyads
It is the nature of all things that all things change. The same is true in The Flip. It’s one of those immutable laws or something. So, while there were naiads and dryads (Still are.) there exist a set of evolutionary changes that have resulted in two new species of hybrid. I was recently in […]
January 22, 2018
Wombats & Wallabies
What’s this? ANOTHER LATE BLOG?! Nope. I changed the days I post them. Now instead of finishing the week with some crazy, we’re starting with it! You know, the fact that I come from Alaska, people are always asking about vampires. Even though they have that awful movie about vampires in Alaska (30 Days of […]
January 15, 2018
Bomb Cyclone
You know, I said I wasn’t going to make a habit of sending these blogs late. And I’m not. Really. So why is this one late? Yetis. What?! Yes, Yetis. Abominable Snowm–Persons. Now you may have heard the term “bomb-cyclone” thrown around over the last week. Subzero temperatures ravaged the US. What nobody covered, was […]
January 6, 2018
In the Beginning
Yes, this blog is late. No, I’m not making a habit of this. As I was busy writing an in-depth look at the sentient origin races, I discovered that I had gone on at length a bit more than I should have. So, let me attempt to give you the cliff notes of the origins […]
December 31, 2017
The New Year
Ah, the New Year. The wonderful time of year when we get to hear “I haven’t ________ all year” and thousands of “New Year, New Me” crap posts. I didn’t send you a newsletter on Friday because, well, I wanted to kick off the new year the right way. With madness and fun! With that […]
December 22, 2017
The Winter Blues
We just passed a major holiday. No. Not Hanukkah. No, Kwanza is after Christmas. Look, I’ll save you some time, I’m talking about the Winter Solstice, the longest night of the year, the official start of winter. Normally the change of seasons causes all manner of problems. Some have to deal with colds, others with […]
December 1, 2017
Cry Havoc!
There are three nights a month where my normal difficulty sleeping is replaced by insomnia of the highest order. You see, dear reader, I am a lunatic. No, not in its more common parlance, but rather it’s traditional use. Lunaticus, in Latin from the belief that changes of the moon caused intermittent insanity. Yes, rising […]
November 27, 2017
Monday: The New Friday
(Not really, but I like that title) You might be wondering where last Friday’s post went. Of course, you might also be wondering if the red stripe in candy canes is elf blood. While I’m still waiting or lab results on the candy canes, last Friday’s post is here. Okay, so it’s not Friday, but […]
November 17, 2017
The Sasquatch
Have you ever filled a Tupperware container too full, but tried to put the lid on it anyways? The food squishes out under the lid and gets all over your hands, the counter, just everywhere. It’s a mess. That’s right, today we’re talking about the mighty sasquatch! Wait. You may be asking how I made […]
November 10, 2017
Vigilante Justice
Vigilante Justice Vigilante mobs are running wild in Malawi. Now why would there be a vigilante mob in a tiny African country and why am I talking about this? One Word. Vampires. 200 plus people have been arrested as the mob has gathered to root out and destroy vampires in the small nation. Five are […]
