K. Morris's Blog, page 230

Sparrows In A Tree

A myriad sparrows singing

To me from a tree.

Their song

Bringing joy

To girl and boy.

I know not how long

My song

May be.

But sparrows in a tree,

Sang to me.

When A Young Lady Wearing Only A Towel

When a young lady wearing only a towel

Said, “sir, why does your dog loudly howl!”.

An elderly gentleman named Mr Hogg

Said, “that is not my dog!

And you need to pay for that towel!”.

Happy Christmas!

A very happy Christmas to you, all of my readers. Thank you for reading my poetry during 2020.

Have a wonderful Christmas.

Very best wishes. Kevin

This Winter Sunshine

This winter sunshine.

This ticking clock.

Now I am here.

Then I am not.

Lin and My Gin

I met an attractive young lady named Lin

Who I took home and plied with gin.

She drank all my drink

And then, with a wink,

She left, leaving me alone with my sin!

When An Attractive Young Lady Named Bland

When an attractive young lady named Bland

Said, “I demand a one night stand!”.

It just didn’t feel right

To stand there all night,

So I romanced that young lady Bland.

This Clock

This wine

Is not divine.

Yet it is good.

The sun may shine

On me tomorrow.

And the clock on the wall

Has no will at all.

Nameless women survive in a rhyme

And time

Would laugh, if it could

At poets who obsess

Over their reputation,

And the unknowing tick tock,

Of the uncaring, ensnaring clock.

There Once Was A Turkey Called Paul

There once was a turkey called Paul

Who, not liking Christmas at all

Escaped one snowy Christmas eve

With a fox called Steve.

The rest I fail to recall.

Miss Hubble

When a beautiful young lady named Hubble

Said, “please, join me in my bubble”.

I jumped into her bath,

Which made Miss Hubble laugh.

And my wife she caused big trouble!

Honey and Her Money

A young lady who calls herself Miss Honey

Has a bank account full of money.

She advertises on the internet

With a girl named Yvette.

Aint it funny they have all that money …