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Walking a Tightrope

A young lady walking a tightrope

Said, “singing it helps me cope”.

So she sang real loud,

Which wowed the huge crowd.

But alas, that tightrope it broke!

Miss Heather

I met a beautiful young lady of pleasure

Who goes by the name of Miss Heather.

She came round to mine

And drank all my wine.

And the rest stays between me and Heather!

Leigh and Her PHD

When a young lady named Leigh
Told me she had a PHD,
That naughty Miss Spink
Said, its in kink.
And Leigh showed it to me

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Claire and the Millionaires

My friend whose name is Claire
Has married many an elderly millionaire.
Their ends where all bad
But Claire is not sad,
As shes just become a billionaire!

My Dating Experience

When I joined a website called Virgin Dating
The ad said, its time to stop waiting!.
I have had many a date
With a young lady named Kate.
And, my dear readers, I am still waiting

My New Girlfriend’s Shoes

Whilst drunk on very cheap booze
I borrowed my new girlfriends shoes.
I walked all around
This familiar old town.
And lost my girlfriend and shoes!

I make Her Mine

I make her mine
With a kiss.
But no,
It is not so.
For her mind
Runs free
Of me.
And behind
All the gloss,
Hides innocence
Half lost.

A Young Lady of Battersea

K Morris - Poet

A young lady of Battersea
Invites men round for tea.
A man from Clapham
Says nothing will happen,
But Im going round to see!

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Izzy

I know a gorgeous lady named Izzy
Who, on account of being incredibly busy
Sent her rather plain cousin Kate
To meet me for a date.
But I had arranged to see Izzy!