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January 19, 2022

My Dear Friend Whose Name is Apollo

My dear friend whose name is Apollo,
Says, “I’ll lead and you will follow!”.
He likes butchers shops
And juicy lamb chops –
As he’s a typical Labrador is apollo!

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Published on January 19, 2022 22:53

Writing at Night

A quiet time
To rhyme
At my desk.
Then rest
‘Ere morning’s glow
Does show.
Though no
Man can know.

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Published on January 19, 2022 14:03

January 18, 2022

Alice

As I strolled through the great Crystal Palace
I was accosted by that wicked Miss Alice.
After dancing and wine
We crossed that line –
Now I’m missing both my wallet and Alice …

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Published on January 18, 2022 22:58

Claire and Miss Rose

When a young lady named Claire
Suggested we all have an affair,
Her friend Miss Rose
Took off her clothes,
And the commuters they did stare!

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Published on January 18, 2022 22:43

The Philosopher

There once was a philosopher of this nation
Who claimed we are living in a simulation.
When a student named Rose
Punched him on the nose
He said, “my pain is a mere simulation!”

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Published on January 18, 2022 01:14

January 17, 2022

The Lady of Shalott Got Caught Up in Virtual Reality

The Lady of Shalott got
Caught up in virtual reality.
She spun
Her web
And found not fun,
But the sheer banality
Of the living dead.

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Published on January 17, 2022 12:21

January 16, 2022

When a Young Lady Riding a Cow

When a young lady riding a cow
Said, “please can you tell me how
To write good verse”,
I began to curse
As I landed on that there cow!

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Published on January 16, 2022 22:59

The Dangers of Sin

I met a group of young women
Whose pleasure it is to go sinning.
The good vicar Price
Warned me of vice,
So I left him with those women …

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Published on January 16, 2022 07:04

Guest Post: Kevin Morris

My thanks to Pete Johnson for publishing the below guest poem/post. Kevin

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I am very pleased to host a guest post from Kevin. He has a new book of poetry coming out, and has included one of the poems in his post.

The Last Day of August

The final day of August
Brings Autumn’s coming chill.
Perhaps this is the last
Of Summer’s new-mown grass.
The eternal breeze
Rustles the leaves
And my once brown hair.

(The above poem is taken from my forthcoming collection, Leaving and
Other Poem...

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Published on January 16, 2022 06:44

January 15, 2022

Melons

My fingers lingered
On cantaloupe melons.
A lady said,
“These cantaloupe melons
Are like snakes.
Alone in my bed
I considered her mistake …

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Published on January 15, 2022 23:55