Grea Alexander's Blog, page 5

June Bug: Ebook Giveaways - UPDATED 06/10/2019

Unless otherwise designated, these are free ebook giveaways.

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UPDATED 06/10/2019

Newly Added:

Free Sci-fi/Fantasy titles - includes big prize giveaways! http://sffbookbonanza.com/free-books-...

Link corrections:

6/1-6/30 Books That Set Your Nerves on Edge: Pulse-pounding Novels with Suspense, Thriller, Crime or Horror elements https://claims.prolificworks.com/gg/H...


6/1-6/30 History Repeating: historical fiction - all genres https://claims.prolificworks.com/gg/0...

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MULTI-GENRE/ALL GENRE

6/1 - 6/15 Are You Willing To Try Something for a Dollar? 99c Ebooks - https://storyoriginapp.com/bundles/d4...-

5/1 - 9/30 My Summer Reading List: https://claims.prolificworks.com/gg/F...

5/26 - 6/15 Celebrate New Releases in May: 2019 New Release Titles https://claims.prolificworks.com/gg/X...

6/1-6/30 Books That Set Your Nerves on Edge: Pulse-pounding Novels with Suspense, Thriller, Crime or Horror elements https://claims.prolificworks.com/gg/H...

6/15 - 7/15 Indie Authors: https://claims.prolificworks.com/gg/i...

6/15 - 7/15 Fabulous, Feisty & Female - Strong Female Protagonists: https://claims.prolificworks.com/gg/U...

6/1-6/30 History Repeating: historical fiction - all genres https://claims.prolificworks.com/gg/0...

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ROMANCE

6/1-6/15 Shifter Romance https://claims.prolificworks.com/gg/5...

6/1 - 8/30 Paranormal Fantasy Romantic Giveaway https://claims.prolificworks.com/gg/H...

6/1 -6/30 Shifter Romance (A different one) https://claims.prolificworks.com/gg/J...

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SCI-FI/FANTASY

6/1-6/30 Innovation Sci-Fi (Also a chance to win a $25 giftcard) https://mybookcave.com/g/4e1ebebb/

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KINDLE UNLIMITED

6/9 - 6/15 Re-Kindle: Kindle Unlimited Authors https://storyoriginapp.com/to/au1B6uAR

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ONGOING

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ROMANCE/EROTICA

Eternal Love https://claims.prolificworks.com/gg/G...

Reading is Sexy!!! https://claims.prolificworks.com/gg/c...

Hot Girls, Hot Ladies, Hot Books, Hot Summer!!! https://claims.prolificworks.com/gg/h...

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SCI-FI/FANTASY

Dark Fantasy Bundle https://storyoriginapp.com/to/OYDG1G5X

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MULTI-GENRE

250+ 2019 Summer Reading https://claims.prolificworks.com/gg/s...

My Summer Reading List https://www.prolificworks.com/groupgi...

The True Story behind the novel Cabello

In honor of my recent release of Cabello: Petrika, I've decided to share some Fun Facts about Cabello.






Story Origin

The story of Cabello was borne out of a bizarre nightmare I had had when I was a teenager. (Yes, I tend to remember my dreams).






When I was in high school, I had this kitten that one day mysteriously disappeared. This little kitten was very beautiful and we had already by that time foiled a cat-napping attempt on her.

After her disappearance, I started having these bizarre nightmares that this cat was out to get revenge on me.

While most normal people would have simply been freaked out, I instead wrote down the first scraps of what would later evolve into Cabello.

The REAL Cabello

While the IDEA for the story of Cabello came from that freaky nightmare, Cabello's characteristics are actually those of another cat I had as a teen.

This cat in particular was a rescue. My aunt had seen a homeless person throw it into a drainage canal and had called the fire department to save it (telling them it was hers). She then gave the kitten to me.

Picky (my aunt named her not me) never grew bigger than about half the size of an average house cat. She hated everyone except for me and was known to hiss at and even attack anyone aside from me who tried to touch her.

The thing is, as when she was next to me she was very well-behaved (and very beautiful) people always wanted to touch her. No matter how many times I warned people in advance, they never believed me based on how docile she was with me, and they couldn't seem to resist her charms.

However, the moment a hand got within 2 inches of her WHAM!

Needless to say, it generally only took one try before the interlopers quickly realized the error of their ways and backed off - hurt and bloodied.

Picky also thought she was human. She slept at night (often chastising another rescue kitten we had taken in and even training it to do the same) and watched TV. She was very quiet and never "complained" - often content just to sit in my lap or next to me, often stroking me with her tail.

While I adored Picky and to this very day consider her to be the best cat ever, others found her extremely disconcerting. She had this kind of intense gaze - as though she could see right through you. She also had brown and white fur....one green eye and one golden brown eye.

However, Picky was NOT a Maine Coon.

Cabello's Evolution

Cabello was written some time ago and initially intended as a strand alone (though I did use an ending that begged for a book 2 (which I just released 5/15)).






It was only as I started writing Miael Friends (Book 2 in the Miael series) that it occurred to me that I could have a lot of fun with Cabello (a character I had had a great time writing) if I added him to this series. And thus Cabello joined Miael and Miael (a series I conceived of many years after Cabello: Mineau) became the Cabello series prequel.

Cabello would also go on to be a supporting character in Miael: Lovers.






Just like the other characters in Miael (including Acadea), Cabello is not what he appears to be at first glance.

Cabello is not actually a cat at all, but a cursed supernatural being.

Cheers!

Grea

May-Day: May 2019 Sales, Freebies, Prizes & Special Promotions

Cabello: Petrika comes out 05/15/19....just a short time after the release of the original. (cough. cough). In line with my vow to keep my ebook prices as affordable as possible, it will hold the $2.99 line.

It's on presale now via Amazon, Kobo, Barnes & Noble, etc.

You can also get your hands on the first chapters here: https://claims.prolificworks.com/free...








The 3rd and final book in the series, Cabello: Acadea, js slowly coming alive within the next couple of days and will go on presale (at $2.99 as well).

Find it on presale on Amazon, Kobo, Barnes & Noble, etc.

Lastly, here's a handy directory of all of Grea Alexander's retailers. Click on a retailer's name and it will take you directly to her page (and thus these titles): http://greaalexander.seamonkeyink.com...

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Ok, so really quickly, here's a rundown of the free ebook giveaways, sales and other promotions I have stuck my fingers into for the month of May. They are on various sites, run by various promoters and have various participants.

Unless otherwise designated, it's likely a free ebook giveaway.

Want the pretty graphical version? Go here: http://seamonkeyink.com/seamonkey_ink... (May additions will update on 5/1)

Lastly, feel free to share this information with whomever you choose, however you choose.

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SCI-FI/FANTASY

- Fantasy Fix: 5/1 - 5/31 https://mybookcave.com/g/63357be9/

- Paranormal May: 5/1-5/31 https://claims.prolificworks.com/gg/z...

- Free & 99c Fantasy Firsties: 5/4 - 5/18 https://storyoriginapp.com/to/Sswd7HI3

- SFF Sci-Fi & Fantasy: 5/13-5/19 http://sffbookbonanza.com/freebooks/ This group also offers BIG prizes such as the chance to win $100 Amazon gift cards & Kindle Gift Baskets

SFF Sci-Fi & Fantasy 99c Books: 5/20 - 5/26 http://sffbookbonanza.com/99c-books/ Same group as above with the same level of prizes

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HORROR

- Mayhem: 5/1-5/31 https://claims.prolificworks.com/gg/n...

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ROMANCE

- Eternal Love: 4/25 - 12/31 https://claims.prolificworks.com/gg/G...

- Spring Into Romance: 5/1 - 5/31 https://mybookcave.com/g/ed4684ca/ Includes a chance to win a $25 giftcard

- Reading Is Sexy: 5/1 - 5/31 https://claims.prolificworks.com/gg/c... Includes Erotica (Yes, there are multiple authors, just keep scrolling down. (wink))

- Hot Girls & Ladies in Hot Books: 5/1-5/31 https://claims.prolificworks.com/gg/n... same as above

- May by Moonlight: https://claims.prolificworks.com/gg/2... Paranormal romance

- Summer Nights Romance Giveaway: 5/13 - 6/13 https://storyoriginapp.com/bundles/26...

- Romance, Romance & Romance: 4/28 - 5/31 https://claims.prolificworks.com/gg/s...

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HISTORICAL FICTION

- Those Who Forget the Past: 5/1 - 5/31 https://claims.prolificworks.com/gg/c... Historical Fiction & Non-Fiction

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NON-FICTION

- No Myth: 5/1 - 5/31 https://claims.prolificworks.com/gg/M...


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MULTI-GENRE

- Celebrate Diversity - Authors of Color: 5/15 - 6/15 https://claims.prolificworks.com/gg/t...

- The Write Stuff - Female Authors 5/15 - 6/15 https://claims.prolificworks.com/gg/l...

- My Summer Reading List: 5/1 - 5/31 https://claims.prolificworks.com/gg/F...

--Re-Kindle - Kindle Unlimited Authors: 5/12 - 5/18 https://storyoriginapp.com/bundles/25...
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ONGOING

- Dark Fantasy: 4/9 - 6/7 https://storyoriginapp.com/to/OYDG1G5X

- Free Romantic Suspense Books - 4/8 - 5/7: https://storyoriginapp.com/bundles/1e...

All of these run 04/11 – 05/10:

- Step into the Past - Historical Fiction: https://claims.prolificworks.com/gg/Z...

- Steamy Romance Giveaway: https://claims.prolificworks.com/gg/A...

- Hell-Raising Horror Giveaway: https://claims.prolificworks.com/gg/k...

- Love Bites - Paranormal Romance Giveaway: https://claims.prolificworks.com/gg/I...

- Forbidden Planets - Science Fiction Giveaway: https://claims.prolificworks.com/gg/J...

- Easter Romance Giveaway: https://claims.prolificworks.com/gg/7...

- Discover the Magic - Fantasy Giveaway: https://claims.prolificworks.com/gg/P...

Lye-Berries

Happy Wednesday!

I was officially picked up by an additional 300+ libraries in Osceola County Florida & Ohio.

Overdrive (which is used by the majority of libraries that carry my work) allows for library searches. Go here:
https://www.overdrive.com/search?q=gr... then click on: Find In Your Library or Libraries Near By.

Note: Different library systems carry different works.

An as complete of a list as I can gather of Libraries who have acquired my work is here: http://greaalexander.seamonkeyink.com...

Newest additions:

Osceola County Library System (Osceola Library System)
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West Osceola Branch (Osceola Library System)
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Buenaventura Lakes Branch (Osceola Library System)
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Poinciana Branch (Osceola Library System)
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Hart Memorial Central Library (Osceola Library System)
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St. Cloud Branch (Osceola Library System)
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Kenansville Branch (Osceola Library System)



State Library of Ohio (The Ohio Digital Library)
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Corrections Commission of Northwest Ohio (The Ohio Digital Library)
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Auglaize County Public District Library - Wapakoneta (The Ohio Digital Library)
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Wauseon Public Library (The Ohio Digital Library)
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Weston Public Library (The Ohio Digital Library)
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Loudonville Public Library (The Ohio Digital Library)
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McComb Public Library (The Ohio Digital Library)
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Frankling-Springboro Public Library-Springboro Location (The Ohio Digital Library)
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Mercer County District Library (The Ohio Digital Library)
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Briggs Lawrence County Public Library (The Ohio Digital Library)
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Stark County District Library - Lake (The Ohio Digital Library)
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Stark County District Library - Sandy Valley (The Ohio Digital Library)
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Brown County Public Library - Georgetown (The Ohio Digital Library)
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Lane Public Library - Fairfield (The Ohio Digital Library)
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Monroe County District Library (The Ohio Digital Library)
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Mt. Sterling Public Library (The Ohio Digital Library)
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Mary Lou Johnson Hardin County District Library (The Ohio Digital Library)
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Lane Public Library (The Ohio Digital Library)
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Lima Public Library - OSU Lima Campus Outlet (The Ohio Digital Library)
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Licking County Library - Mary E. Babcock Library (The Ohio Digital Library)
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Normal Memorial Library (The Ohio Digital Library)
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Meigs County District Public Library (The Ohio Digital Library)
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Preble County District Library - Eaton (The Ohio Digital Library)
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Preble County District Library - Camden (The Ohio Digital Library)
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J. R. Clarke Public Library (The Ohio Digital Library)
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Defiance Public Library (The Ohio Digital Library)
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Carroll County District Library - Malvern (The Ohio Digital Library)
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Brown County Public Library - Sardinia (The Ohio Digital Library)
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Brown County Public Library - Fayetteville/Perry Library (The Ohio Digital Library)
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Coshocton Public Library - W. Lafayette (The Ohio Digital Library)
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Guernsey County District Public Library - Crossroads (The Ohio Digital Library)
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Findlay-Hancock Public Library - Arlington (The Ohio Digital Library)
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Patrick Henry Public Library - Malinta Branch (The Ohio Digital Library)
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Harris-Elmore Library - Genoa Branch (The Ohio Digital Library)
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Portsmouth Public Library (The Ohio Digital Library)
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Portsmouth Public Library - Wheelersburg (The Ohio Digital Library)
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Portsmouth Public Library - South Webster (The Ohio Digital Library)
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Wadsworth Public Library (The Ohio Digital Library)
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Salem Township Public Library (The Ohio Digital Library)
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Putnam County District Library - Leipsic Edwards-Gamper Memorial (The Ohio Digital Library)
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Champaign County - North Lewisburg Branch Library (The Ohio Digital Library)
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Arcanum Public Library (The Ohio Digital Library)
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Public Library of Mount Vernon and Knox County - Gambier (The Ohio Digital Library)
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Marion Public Library - Caledonia Public Library (The Ohio Digital Library)
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Forest-Jackson Public Library (The Ohio Digital Library)
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Washington County Public Library - Belpre Library (The Ohio Digital Library)
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Chillicothe & Ross County Public Library - Richmond Dale (The Ohio Digital Library)
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Logan-Hocking County District Library - Laurelville Branch (The Ohio Digital Library)
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Clermont County Public Library - Amelia Branch (The Ohio Digital Library)
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Clermont County Public Library - Felicity Branch (The Ohio Digital Library)
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SEO Library Center (The Ohio Digital Library)
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Clermont County Public Library - Union Township Branch (The Ohio Digital Library)
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Clermont County Public Library - Milford-Miami Township Branch (The Ohio Digital Library)
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Clermont County Public Library - Owensville Branch (The Ohio Digital Library)
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Holgate Community Library (The Ohio Digital Library)
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St. Marys Community Public Library (The Ohio Digital Library)
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Massillon Public Library - Askren (The Ohio Digital Library)
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Archbold Community Library (The Ohio Digital Library)
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Wright Memorial Public Library (The Ohio Digital Library)
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Auglaize County Public District Library - Waynesfield (The Ohio Digital Library)
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Ada Public Library (The Ohio Digital Library)
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Richwood-North Union Library (The Ohio Digital Library)
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Avon Lake Public Library (The Ohio Digital Library)
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Shelby County Libraries - Philip Sheets Family Botkins (The Ohio Digital Library)
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Washington County Public Library (The Ohio Digital Library)
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Huron County Community Library System (The Ohio Digital Library)
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Mansfield-Richland County Public Library (The Ohio Digital Library)
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Kent Free Library (The Ohio Digital Library)
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Evergreen Community Library (The Ohio Digital Library)
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Coldwater Public Library (The Ohio Digital Library)
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Dover Public Library (The Ohio Digital Library)
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Galion Public Library (The Ohio Digital Library)
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Minerva Public Library (The Ohio Digital Library)
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Mohawk Community Library (The Ohio Digital Library)
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Lane Public Library - Oxford (The Ohio Digital Library)
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Canal Fulton Public Library (The Ohio Digital Library)
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Monroeville Public Library (The Ohio Digital Library)
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Lebanon Public Library (The Ohio Digital Library)
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New Madison Public Library (The Ohio Digital Library)
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Carnegie Public Library (The Ohio Digital Library)
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Chillicothe & Ross County Public Library (The Ohio Digital Library)
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Licking County Library - Hebron Library (The Ohio Digital Library)
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Tiffin-Seneca Public Library (The Ohio Digital Library)
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Preble County District Library - Preble County Room (The Ohio Digital Library)
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Patrick Henry Public Library - Edwin Wood Memorial (The Ohio Digital Library)
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Carnegie Public Library - East Liverpool (The Ohio Digital Library)
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Bucyrus Public Library (The Ohio Digital Library)
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Defiance Public Library - Johnson Memorial Branch (The Ohio Digital Library)
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Claymont Public Library - Dennison (The Ohio Digital Library)
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Dorcas Carey Public Library (The Ohio Digital Library)
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Highland County District Library - Leesburg (The Ohio Digital Library)
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Highland County District Library - Lynchburg (The Ohio Digital Library)
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Ashland Public Library (The Ohio Digital Library)
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Highland County District Library - Greenfield (The Ohio Digital Library)
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Sabina Public Library - New Vienna Branch Library (The Ohio Digital Library)
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Brown County Public Library - Mt. Orab Branch Library (The Ohio Digital Library)
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Germantown Public Library (The Ohio Digital Library)
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Ida Rupp Public Library (The Ohio Digital Library)
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Portsmouth Public Library - New Boston (The Ohio Digital Library)
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Grafton-Midview Public Library (The Ohio Digital Library)
Ohio, United States

Portsmouth Public Library - Lucasville (The Ohio Digital Library)
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Marvin Memorial Library (The Ohio Digital Library)
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Meigs County District Public Library - Racine Public Library (The Ohio Digital Library)
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Meigs County District Public Library - Eastern Public Library (The Ohio Digital Library)
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Piqua Public Library (The Ohio Digital Library)
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Kaubisch Memorial Public Library (The Ohio Digital Library)
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Marion Public Library - Henkle-Holliday (The Ohio Digital Library)
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Putnam County District Library - Continental (The Ohio Digital Library)
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Fort Recovery Public Library (The Ohio Digital Library)
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Chillicothe & Ross County Public Library - Northside (The Ohio Digital Library)
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Chillicothe & Ross County Public Library - Paxton (The Ohio Digital Library)
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Mary L. Cook Public Library (The Ohio Digital Library)
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Mason Public Library (The Ohio Digital Library)
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Massillon Public Library (The Ohio Digital Library)
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Grand Valley Public Library (The Ohio Digital Library)
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Clark County Public Library - Houston Branch (The Ohio Digital Library)
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Great Oaks Schools (The Ohio Digital Library)
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Herrick Memorial Library (The Ohio Digital Library)
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Stark Bookmobile Services (The Ohio Digital Library)
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Stark County District Library (The Ohio Digital Library)
Ohio, United States View

Stow-Munroe Falls Public Library (The Ohio Digital Library)
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Crestline Public Library (The Ohio Digital Library)
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Cuyahoga Falls Library (The Ohio Digital Library)
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Kate Love Simpson-Morgan County Library (The Ohio Digital Library)
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Ashtabula County District Library - Geneva Branch (The Ohio Digital Library)
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Delaware County District Library - Ostrander Branch (The Ohio Digital Library)
Ohio, United States View

Delphos Public Library (The Ohio Digital Library)
Ohio, United States View

Sylvester Memorial Wellston Public Library (The Ohio Digital Library)
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Auglaize County Public District Library - Minster (The Ohio Digital Library)
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Auglaize County Public District Library - New Knoxville (The Ohio Digital Library)
Ohio, United States View

Shelby County Libraries - AJ Wise-Fort Loramie (The Ohio Digital Library)
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Shelby County Libraries - Jackson Center (The Ohio Digital Library)
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Upper Sandusky Community Library (The Ohio Digital Library)
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Licking County Library (The Ohio Digital Library)
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Bellaire Public Library (The Ohio Digital Library)
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Cardington-Lincoln Public Library (The Ohio Digital Library)
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Stark County District Library - DeHoff Memorial (The Ohio Digital Library)
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Mount Gilead Public Library (The Ohio Digital Library)
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Paulding County Carnegie Library (The Ohio Digital Library)
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Stark County District Library - Madge Youtz (The Ohio Digital Library)
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Rodman Public Library (The Ohio Digital Library)
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Stark County District Library - Main Library (The Ohio Digital Library)
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Stark County District Library - North (The Ohio Digital Library)
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Milton-Union Public Library (The Ohio Digital Library)
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St. Paris Public Library (The Ohio Digital Library)
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Caldwell Public Library (The Ohio Digital Library)
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Wornstaff Memorial Public Library (The Ohio Digital Library)
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Carroll County District Library (The Ohio Digital Library)
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Lima Public Library (The Ohio Digital Library)
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Brown County Public Library (The Ohio Digital Library)
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Highland County District Library (The Ohio Digital Library)
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Patrick Henry Public Library (The Ohio Digital Library)
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Newcomerstown Public Library (The Ohio Digital Library)
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Lima Public Library - Cairo (The Ohio Digital Library)
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Clark County Public Library (The Ohio Digital Library)
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Licking County Library - Hervey Memorial (The Ohio Digital Library)
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Lima Public Library - Elida (The Ohio Digital Library)
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Oak Hill Public Library (The Ohio Digital Library)
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Putnam County District Library (The Ohio Digital Library)
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Preble County District Library - West Alexandria (The Ohio Digital Library)
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Preble County District Library - West Elkton (The Ohio Digital Library)
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Garnet A. Wilson Public Library (The Ohio Digital Library)
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Dally Memorial Library (The Ohio Digital Library)
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Pemberville Public Library (The Ohio Digital Library)
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Jackson City Library (The Ohio Digital Library)
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Leetonia Community Public Library (The Ohio Digital Library)
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Reed Memorial Library (The Ohio Digital Library)
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Sabina Public Library (The Ohio Digital Library)
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Selover Public Library (The Ohio Digital Library)
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Delaware County District Library - Orange Branch (The Ohio Digital Library)
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Blanchester Public Library (The Ohio Digital Library)
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Amherst Public Library (The Ohio Digital Library)
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Gnadenhutten Public Library (The Ohio Digital Library)
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Logan-Hocking County District Library (The Ohio Digital Library)
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Putnam County District Library - Fort Jennings (The Ohio Digital Library)
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Putnam County District Library - Columbus Grove (The Ohio Digital Library)
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Midpointe Library System (The Ohio Digital Library)
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Midpointe Library System - Trenton Library (The Ohio Digital Library)
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Midpointe Library System - West Chester Library (The Ohio Digital Library)
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Findlay-Hancock Public Library (The Ohio Digital Library)
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Perry Cook Memorial Public Library (The Ohio Digital Library)
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Centerburg Public Library (The Ohio Digital Library)
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Public Library of Mount Vernon and Knox County (The Ohio Digital Library)
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Chillicothe & Ross County Public Library - Kingston (The Ohio Digital Library)
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Washington County Public Library - Barlow Library (The Ohio Digital Library)
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Chillicothe & Ross County Public Library - Howard S. Young (The Ohio Digital Library)
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Washington County Public Library - Marietta Library (The Ohio Digital Library)
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Washington County Public Library - New Matamoras Library (The Ohio Digital Library)
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Salem Public Library (The Ohio Digital Library)
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Clark County Public Library - Village Branch (The Ohio Digital Library)
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Clark County Public Library - Enon Branch (The Ohio Digital Library)
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Clermont County Public Library - New Richmond - Howard F. Flannery Branch (The Ohio Digital Library)
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Clermont County Public Library - Goshen Branch (The Ohio Digital Library)
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Guernsey County District Public Library (The Ohio Digital Library)
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Harris Elmore Public Library (The Ohio Digital Library)
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Hardin-Northern Public Library (The Ohio Digital Library)
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Westerville Public Library (The Ohio Digital Library)
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St Clairsville Public Library (The Ohio Digital Library)
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Massillon Public Library - Belloni (The Ohio Digital Library)
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Herbert Wescoat Memorial Library (The Ohio Digital Library)


Mechanicsburg Public Library (The Ohio Digital Library)
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Ashtabula County District Library (The Ohio Digital Library)
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Tuscarawas County Public Library (The Ohio Digital Library)
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Lakewood Public Library (The Ohio Digital Library)
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Delaware County District Library - Powell Branch (The Ohio Digital Library)
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Union Township Public Library (The Ohio Digital Library)
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Delaware County District Library (The Ohio Digital Library)
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Auglaize County Public District Library - New Bremen (The Ohio Digital Library)
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Shelby County Libraries - Amos Memorial (The Ohio Digital Library)
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Brown Memorial Library (The Ohio Digital Library)
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Alger Public Library (The Ohio Digital Library)
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Sinclair Community College (The Ohio Digital Library)
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Liberty Center Public Library (The Ohio Digital Library)
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Way Public Library (The Ohio Digital Library)
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North Canton Public Library (The Ohio Digital Library)
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Wayne Public Library (The Ohio Digital Library)
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Barnesville Hutton Memorial Library (The Ohio Digital Library)
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Williams County Public Library (The Ohio Digital Library)
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Wood County District Public Library (The Ohio Digital Library)
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Belmont County District Library (The Ohio Digital Library)
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Bliss Memorial Library (The Ohio Digital Library)
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Bluffton Public Library (The Ohio Digital Library)
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Bowerston Public Library (The Ohio Digital Library)
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Cheers!

Grea.

April Showers Bring Even More Than Flowers - UPDATED 04-09-2019

No idea what is going on this month, but the number of free ebook and discount promotions is INSANE. Scroll to the bottom to see the new additions (or start at the top if you're just now seeing this post).

You can also find this information in pretty, easy to digest, graphical format on my website (and as far in the future as I'm aware of): http://seamonkeyink.com/seamonkey_ink...

Please note: These promotions are run through various outfits and on various sites. Some ask for your email address and some don't.

With no further ado:

Here are the free ebooks and deeply discounted book promotions for April.

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Get your free thriller, crime & horror ebook fix here 4/1 - 4/30: https://storyoriginapp.com/to/Pfx3l8Wa NOT at Dark-Novels.com.

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Like your Springs full of Steam? Free sexy romances here 4/5 - 4/14: https://claims.prolificworks.com/gg/o...

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Wishing Fantasy Island was real? Get your fantasy fix 4/7-4/22 here: https://claims.prolificworks.com/gg/c...

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Did you miss the Steamy Springs? Never fear for Kiss Steamy Romance is here (4/1 thru 4/30): https://claims.prolificworks.com/gg/A...

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Want to see some Fantasy Falls and meet the keeper of the blue hand flame for less than the cost of a candy bar (including The Pack: Addison by Grea Alexander)?





Go here: ** https://claims.prolificworks.com/gg/A... between 4/1 and April 14th.

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Want even more titillating titles? Romance is here. April 1 through April 30th: https://claims.prolificworks.com/gg/z...

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Want to read something scarier than your tax bill? Get your free horror ebooks here: ** https://claims.prolificworks.com/gg/2...

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Have you ever said to yourself: "Gee, if only my romance had a supernatural flare." or "Why can't fantasies come true in the city?"

Well here you go! Free Paranormal Romance and Urban Fantasy ebooks can be had here: https://mybookcave.com/g/685de190/

As a bonus, you can enter to win $25!

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Want even more Paranormal Romance but with a little more spice? Sexy Paranormal Romance is here: https://mybookcave.com/g/d8b30beb/

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NEW ADDITIONS AS OF 04-03-2019:

Romance - Free Hot and Steam Reads: 4/5 - 4/30: https://books.bookfunnel.com/romanceb...

Free Paranormal Love: 4/5 - 4/30: https://books.bookfunnel.com/paranorm...

Spring After Sunset (Free Paranormal Romance) : 4/8 - 4/30/19 https://claims.prolificworks.com/gg/m...

NEW ADDITIONS AS OF 04-07-2019:

Free Romantic Suspense Books - 4/8 - 5/7: https://storyoriginapp.com/bundles/1e...

99c Sci-Fi, Fantasy, Horror sale - 4/12 - 4/21: https://books.bookfunnel.com/writerso...

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NEW ADDITIONS AS OF 04-07-2019:

All of these run 04/11 – 05/10:

Step into the Past - Historical Fiction: https://claims.prolificworks.com/gg/Z...

Steamy Romance Giveaway: https://claims.prolificworks.com/gg/A...

Hell-Raising Horror Giveaway: https://claims.prolificworks.com/gg/k...

Love Bites - Paranormal Romance Giveaway: https://claims.prolificworks.com/gg/I...

Forbidden Planets - Science Fiction Giveaway: https://claims.prolificworks.com/gg/J...

Easter Romance Giveaway: https://claims.prolificworks.com/gg/7...

Discover the Magic - Fantasy Giveaway: https://claims.prolificworks.com/gg/P...

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Enjoy!

Grea.

Even MORE Mucho Marcho - more free giveways & over 100 titles!

Yes, you read that right: 100 free ebook titles (full books & samples).

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Missing Valentine's Day already? Well get your free fix of Romance titles here: https://storyoriginapp.com/to/Z4uUMHgd

This promotion runs now through 3/31/2019.

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Looking for new free urban fantasy and paranormal romance titles? Here's your place: https://claims.prolificworks.com/gg/F...

This promotion runs now through 4/15/2019.

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My 99c title this promotion: http://sffbookbonanza.com/99c-books-m... (now through 3/24)?

Miael: Family



Amazon: https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B01...
Smashwords: https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B01...

You can also pick up other Sci-Fi/Fantasy/Horror titles AND enter to win a Mega Kindle giftbasket featuring a kindle $100 Gift Card and lots of goodies at the link above.

Cheers!

Grea.

Mucho Marcho!

Hello....
Are free books what you're looking for?

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Remember how I told you at some point that I'm always pulling something new out of my arse...enal? Well here it is!

Below you will find a listing of the Special Promotions I will be participating in this month. Some give you free ebooks and/or deep discounts and some also give you a chance to win gift cards & other prizes!

Enjoy!

Grea

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Something, Hot, Spicy & Sweet: https://mybookcave.com/g/0cee9e0f/

Dates: Right now through March 5th.

Details: 45 free Spicy, sexy romance novels including a sample of:







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Explore Science Fiction & Fantasy (including Dark Fantasy/Horror) https://mybookcave.com/g/2d167f2a/

Dates: March 1 - March 31

Details: Enter to win a $25 gift card and download some free sci-fi & fantasy ebooks! 49 titles available.

Includes a free sample of:







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Black Girl Magic: https://mybookcave.com/g/425cdd90/

Dates: March 1 - March 31

Details: Free ebook samples and full length novels featuring a black female heroine (in the romance genre or containing at least some romantic elements) including a sample of:







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The Romance Reviews 8th Anniversary Party: https://www.theromancereviews.com/eve...

Dates: March 1 - March 31

Details: Enter to win a $50 gift card and free Romance books! Over 100 participating authors to discover and 100 prizes to be won.

Includes (on March 8th) a chance to win a complete copy of:







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SFF Book Bonanza http://sffbookbonanza.com/free-books

Dates: March 11 - March 17

Details: Free ebook downloads for a wide variety of sci-fi & fantasy genres including: action & adventure, space opera, hard SF, Military SF, Dystopian & Post-Apocalyptic, Cyperpunk & Steampunk, Romance, Epic Fantasy/Sword & Sorcery, Urban Fantasy, Horror, Fables & Myths, Fantasy & Paranormal Romance.

I'm unsure what the prize is for March; however, this outfit gives out big prizes such as $100 Amazon gift cards & the Ultimate E-reader gift baskets that include e-readers, etc. (Scroll down the page for the entry banner)

Includes a free sample of:







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SFF Book Bonanza http://sffbookbonanza.com/99c-books

Dates: March 18 - March 24

Details: Get your sci-fi/fantasy fix for only 99 cents on Amazon (all of them)! Includes a wide variety of sci-fi & fantasy genres including: action & adventure, space opera, hard SF, Military SF, Dystopian & Post-Apocalyptic, Cyperpunk & Steampunk, Romance, Epic Fantasy/Sword & Sorcery, Urban Fantasy, Horror, Fables & Myths, Fantasy & Paranormal Romance.

I'm unsure what the prize is for March; however, this outfit gives out big prizes such as $100 Amazon gift cards & the Ultimate E-reader gift baskets that include e-readers, etc. (Scroll down the page for the entry banner)

Includes this Grea Alexander title for only 99 cents USD on Amazon (all Amazon sites)!






Pop on over and see for yourself between March 18 - March 24! (wink)

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Seamonkey Ink Special Promotions: http://www.seamonkeyink.com/seamonkey...

Re-covery!

Yay me! I just finished redesigning my book covers.

Mosey on over and check 'em out!
































A lot of work but also a lot of fun in a lot of ways.

Enjoy!

Grea.

The First Timers' Guide to Fishing

Ok, Little Seamonkeys. I don't really write humorous stories, per say (though some of my stories tend to have elements of my twisted and sometimes very dark sense of humor). However, today, I'm kind of in the mood to relay a funny story for some reason.

Here it goes:

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For some strange reason (insert wide, innocent eyes here) I have been the fodder of anecdotes, gossip and outright tall tales my entire life. I have been compared to everything from a Byronic Hero (by my high school English teacher) to a human cartoon character. No idea why. (grin) I just kind of do things, think about things, speak about things and write about things in a way different from most other, normal people. In fact, according to my Myers-Briggs Type Indicator profile only about 2% of people in the world have my particular personality leanings.

That being said, I’ve never been one to let not knowing what I was doing slow me down in any sense whatsoever or to keep me from running headlong into what my son likes to refer to as my “adventures”. I suffer from the “If they can do it, surely with me being me, I can do it too.” disease.

You see, at a frighteningly young age I grasped the concept that so long as you *appear* confident - as if you know exactly what you are talking about and/or doing - and are charismatic, the stars generally align and all will kind of work itself out in the end.

Needless to say, I have had some rather interesting and what other people might view as comical life experiences - the kind of experiences that people take for granted will happen to me even if there would be a snowball’s chance in h...the oven that they would happen to anyone else.

Taking my son fishing for the first time was no exception.

Note: Everything I’m about to relay to you is absolutely true and it really happened just as I describe it. Also, my son has a rather unusual name. So, in order to protect his identity, I will just refer to him throughout this anecdote as Peanut (which is, of course, obviously short for Peanut Butter and Jelly Head).

Now, the summer before, while visiting a friend in another city, a male friend of ours decided to take my son fishing. My son had a ball and ever since had been constantly begging and begging.... and begging me to take him fishing.

I was a little leery at first as I had never actually fished a day in my life. Yes, I’ve kinda sorta been in the vicinity of other people while they fished; however, I was too busy “accidentally” kicking over their worm buckets so that the little suckers could burrow for their lives whenever the fisher people’s backs were turned to actually pay attention to what they were doing (past them cutting the worms up into pieces and skewering them).

I imagined myself having to massacre and torture the poor little creatures myself. I imagined having to unhook this poor, wiggly, slimy and angry creature from a hook while it sent secret, irate fish sonar messages to its little friends to attack. In all of my imaginings, I simply did not imagine that fishing was the thing for me. Leaving the “dirty work” to others had worked well for me in my gastronomic life so far. I saw no reason why it should change then.

Still, there was my little Puffy Cheeks with his big, pleading eyes and confident, charismatic ways (no idea where that came from) begging and begging me to take him fishing just once.

On top of that, I was stabbed in the back by fate.

We were wandering through a store when we spotted fishing gear on clearance – rods and everything.

My son lit up like a sparkler on the fourth of July. Ever so calmly, I explained to my son that I had no idea how to put that stuff together or what all we would need. My adoring son, however, points out to me that that package over there says it’s a complete ready to use kit. (Darn his school and their accursed phonics!)

Having no real viable reason not to, I give in and I get us each a kit. Of course, in my opinion, they were mostly for decorative purposes.

And they were - for a time.

Just owning the shiny, new fishing kits made my son deliriously happy – for a time.

However, as the days turned into weeks and the weeks into months (and the kits began to grow cobwebs), Peanut finally begins to realize that he was no closer to going fishing with me then than he had been before we had bought the darn things.

Slowly, but surely the begging begins again. Ok, so he nagged the living...snails out of me until I finally decided to give it a go.

My first step was to look up how to fish on the interweb. Second, to seek advice.

I asked a male friend of mine and he was full of optimism and tales of how easy fishing was. He was so confident in fact that I decided I did not really need to re-review my handy, dandy packet o’ information I gleaned from the net. I mean it certainly *looks* easy enough on television and there he was telling me that it’s all easy breezy…beautiful, Covergirl.

So, loading up our complete fishing kits in the car, we decided to head to the beach for a combo beach picnic, frolic and pier fishing day.

After hours of frolicking in the surf and having our picnic, I could put it off no longer. We decided to try our hand at fishing. Okay, so my son nagged the living seashells out of me to get me to agree to try our hands at fishing.

Our adventure began with us taking my “complete ready to fish fishing kit” out of the package and Peanut taking out his Simpson’s pole. While it certainly appeared that all I had to do was to stick the smaller pole into the larger pole, when I opened the package, the reely thingamabob fell off! (Apparently they were only going for the *illusion* of easy assembly.)

But no worries, with no instructions that made any sense to me on the package, assembly was a veritable breeze!

After a while of watching me curse under my breath and engage in questionable assembly practices, Peanut asks some guy walking by for help. This guy takes one look at all of my hard work and he starts laughing. As it turns out, while the reely thing was in fact attached with some tenacity, it was attached incorrectly – backwards and upside down were the terms I believed he used.

So, said gentleman kindly proceeds to destroy all of my hard work in the name of assembling the thing “correctly”. Done, he and his sons strung us up right proper like and hooked us and all (with my artificial bait).

At last, off we go on our journey to find a dock off of which to test our hereto obviously hidden fishing prowess.

I learned many things that holiday weekend day. I learned:

1. A “complete ready to fish kit” does *not* come with easy to understand directions, something to cut the line with or assembled and therefore, is neither complete nor ready. Who knew?!

2. Crappy casting does not fish yield. I guess that’s because there were far too many steps! Flip back this silver thing, then stick your finger up something and press this button. (shrug) If I’d just had a gun, it would have worked out *way* better.

3. I am an expert line tangler. I mean I managed tangles in my line of which world class fishermen can only dream. In the end, I had a big tangly ball of line that completely covered my reely thingie.

Some might call this a problem. I call it ensuring continued stability of the hold my reely-ma-bob had on the rod.

4. Peanut is a Class A seaweed catcher. I mean he caught balls of the stuff almost as impressive as my line ball.

We were both very excited as I think we both secretly longed for a hot steaming dinner of Seaweed soup at the end of the day.

5. My rod made a *way* better rapier than a fishing pole. I easily defeated Peanut in our subsequent sword fight.

Okay, fights.

(Don’t look at me like that. It’s call re-purposing. Reduce, Reuse, Recycle my friend.)

6. Peanut’s rod makes a better sand pencil than mine. Mine was just too floppy to make curvy letters and provide any real structural definition.

7. My rod however, because of it’s floppiness (which had originally been a flaw in a sand pencil), made a really cool whooshing sound when flopped back and forth quickly and a really trippy mind scrambling device when one’s eyes tried to follow the tip while engaged thus.

8. Peanut’s rod also made a really nifty walking sticky – of perfect size and strength. Mine on the other hand, due to it’s half-accursed and half-blessed floppiness, was a poor support - even in Gandelf-ish usage.

9. While poking with the rod is good, actual slashing can lead to injury.

Yes, number 9 happened to me. After I poked Peanut a few times with my rod, he gets all over excited and decided to pretend to slash my legs with his. Unfortunately, during all of our adventures (which apparently exceeded the proper, intended use for a fishing rod), the little metal part that made up the round line guide had come loose. As he slid it across my calf, it sliced my calf and my finger while I was trying to move it away.

I bled out pretty good though the actual incisions were pretty small. He got down good into the meat after all.

My finger, I put in my mouth because of well the antiseptic and coagulative properties of saliva, but my calf was another matter entirely. I did not think it appropriate for me to sit down in the sand, lift my leg up and suck on my calf in the middle of a crowded beach.

I instead decide to wade into the water and walk in it until I reach the lifeguard shack and its bandages (as the salt water would help to stem the flow of blood).

As I’m walking, my son starts getting all paranoid about sharks scenting the blood. But being the good mother and stand up kind of gal that I happen to be, I assured him that while I might be the shark’s initial attraction, there were many, many people a lot farther from shore that the shark would surely get to before me - thus giving me time to run out of the knee deep water to safety.

Peanut was satisfied with this reasoning.

After about an hour of driving home the guilt Peanut should be feeling over my life threatening injuries, we concluded our fishing odyssey. I vowed then that next time, I would leave the fishing to more bored and technically proficient persons and stick to my thawed, fully cooked and served fish.

The end.

I know. I know. I’m awesome.

Lye-berries! UPDATED 2/8/19

Guess who is wiggling her way into a public library near you?

No. Me!

That’s right! Libraries are now carrying Grea Alexander titles in Ebook and/or Print form (as of February 8, 2019 over 330)!

Now, all of you who are too (insert adjective of your choice) to buy my books yourself, can check them out and read them for free (to you anyway).

For a current-ish listing of libraries go here: http://greaalexander.seamonkeyink.com...

Other libraries (not listed) also carry my titles; however, due to limitations in reporting by library platforms, we can not always pull up exact information.

Also note: Different libraries carry different titles. While we can see who has purchased the titles, we have no control of when or how they choose to make them available.

Unsure if your library carries Grea Alexander titles? Check. Simply do a search of your library's online or on-site catalog for "Grea Alexander".

Want your library to carry Grea Alexander books? Complete your library's Suggest a Title or Request a Purchase form. Most libraries have them online. Simply go to their website to complete the request or ask your local librarian.

Alternatively, most libraries using ebook platforms have a Recommend function. Simply search for "Grea Alexander" and click "Recommend" under the title you would like your library to carry.

Enjoy!