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Baaghi 4 Parody
Its a short story Parody of Baaghi 4
Original Baaghi-4 Cast: Tiger Shroff, Harnaaz Kaur, Sonam Bajwa, Sanjay Dutt
The streets of Delhi were silent until a scooter screeched to a halt. Out stepped Rohan, self-proclaimed “Baaghi,” with his leather jacket… and a helmet two sizes too big.
Rohan (posing): "Main hoon Baaghi… jiska naam sunte hi dushman ki WiFi band ho jaati hai!" Suddenly, ten goons appeared, carrying sticks. Their leader, Chintu Don, laughed.
Chintu Don: "Arre! Helmet nikal, warna hum tujhe Scooty ka stepney bana denge!"
Rohan (serious tone): "Stepney toh tum banoge… jab main tumhe ghoomakar hawa bhar dunga!" He lunged forward. First punch—missed. He accidentally punched a wall and screamed louder than the goons. They laughed hysterically.
Goons (mocking): "Yeh hai Baaghi? Yeh toh Baaghi Ka Machchar Nikla Reee!" But then Rohan slipped on a banana peel, spun in the air, and accidentally kicked three goons at once. They fell unconscious. Rohan (standing tall, pretending): "Yeh tha mera secret move—Banana Kick!"
Chintu Don panicked and pulled out a toy gun (the plastic one from Diwali mela). Rohan (smirking): "Plastic ke dande se asli Baaghi ko dhamka raha hai? Chal, selfie lete hain!" He snatched the gun, posed with Chintu, clicked a selfie, and posted it online. Within minutes, #Baaghi4 started trending.
Police sirens wailed. Chintu and his men fled. Rohan stood victorious.
Rohan (winking at Maya, his girlfriend): "Choti Bachi ho kya???? Baaghi ka funda simple hai—maar bhi khata hoon, maar bhi deta hoon… Sirf Marne ke liye Janm hua hai mera" They both rode off on his scooter, which suddenly ran out of petrol.
Maya: "Baaghi 4 ke hero ban ne chale the… ab scooter se Maaar kha rahe hain!"
Original Baaghi-4 Cast: Tiger Shroff, Harnaaz Kaur, Sonam Bajwa, Sanjay Dutt
The streets of Delhi were silent until a scooter screeched to a halt. Out stepped Rohan, self-proclaimed “Baaghi,” with his leather jacket… and a helmet two sizes too big.
Rohan (posing): "Main hoon Baaghi… jiska naam sunte hi dushman ki WiFi band ho jaati hai!" Suddenly, ten goons appeared, carrying sticks. Their leader, Chintu Don, laughed.
Chintu Don: "Arre! Helmet nikal, warna hum tujhe Scooty ka stepney bana denge!"
Rohan (serious tone): "Stepney toh tum banoge… jab main tumhe ghoomakar hawa bhar dunga!" He lunged forward. First punch—missed. He accidentally punched a wall and screamed louder than the goons. They laughed hysterically.
Goons (mocking): "Yeh hai Baaghi? Yeh toh Baaghi Ka Machchar Nikla Reee!" But then Rohan slipped on a banana peel, spun in the air, and accidentally kicked three goons at once. They fell unconscious. Rohan (standing tall, pretending): "Yeh tha mera secret move—Banana Kick!"
Chintu Don panicked and pulled out a toy gun (the plastic one from Diwali mela). Rohan (smirking): "Plastic ke dande se asli Baaghi ko dhamka raha hai? Chal, selfie lete hain!" He snatched the gun, posed with Chintu, clicked a selfie, and posted it online. Within minutes, #Baaghi4 started trending.
Police sirens wailed. Chintu and his men fled. Rohan stood victorious.
Rohan (winking at Maya, his girlfriend): "Choti Bachi ho kya???? Baaghi ka funda simple hai—maar bhi khata hoon, maar bhi deta hoon… Sirf Marne ke liye Janm hua hai mera" They both rode off on his scooter, which suddenly ran out of petrol.
Maya: "Baaghi 4 ke hero ban ne chale the… ab scooter se Maaar kha rahe hain!"
