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Comedy Satta King!

Raju stared at his phone. “Bhai, aaj main Satta King banne wala hoon!”

Bunty laughed. “King? Last time you lost your shirt… literally!”

“Not this time!” Raju grinned, placing his first bet. Ding! Win. Second bet? Win. Third? Jackpot!

“Dekha! Main king hoon!” he shouted, dancing. “Amma, tumhara beta rich ho gaya!”

Then came the fourth bet. Ding! Wrong number.

“NO! Impossible!” Raju flopped onto the sofa, wallet empty.

Bunty smirked. “King, huh? More like… Jester.”

Raju looked at his cat. “Even Mr. Whiskers is judging me.”

The cat yawned.

Raju groaned, “Three wins, zero brains, and one very judgmental cat. Perfect.”

Bunty laughed, “Welcome to Satta King, legend!”
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Published on September 02, 2025 21:55 Tags: akshay-kumar, comedy, hera-pheri, herapheri, satta-king, sattaking, saurabh-dudeja, saurabhdudeja