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Will someone who’s accomplished everything they’ve ever wanted to please let the rest of...

Will someone who’s accomplished everything they’ve ever wanted to please let the rest of us know if any of these real-life-video-game-achievements we scramble around collecting actually end up making you feel un-ugly inside?

Conversation Between Me And My Son Or Daughter, 2030

“Dad, why are all the people in this old picture holding up their phones?”

“They were taking pictures.”

“But we ended up looking at this picture. All the other people were holding their phones up for nothing when they should’ve just been enjoying the moment.”

“I know. I know. I tried to tell them.”

(If you like this, pre-order my new book Crap Kingdom and...

(If you like this, pre-order my new book Crap Kingdom and I’ll write your name into a custom rap. Find out how here.)

magicbagla:This week on Magic Bag:Grant PardeeAparna...

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This week on Magic Bag:

Grant Pardee
Aparna Nancherla
Nick Rutherford
Greg Barris
and Jesse Case (pictured).


Hosted by DC Pierson and Eliza Skinner!
Sunday, August 12th at 8pm at the Little Modern Theater (6476 Santa Monica Blvd.)

We’ve also added DOMINIC DIERKES and MYQ KAPLAN — be there!  Shit’s FREE.

Me & the kid Dominic Dierkes are doing 30 minutes of...

Me & the kid Dominic Dierkes are doing 30 minutes of stand-up each this Monday night at UCB in Los Angeles. Click here for reservations.

Currently we’re in the phase called “How much of your economy can be made up of...

Currently we’re in the phase called “How much of your economy can be made up of temporary Halloween Superstores?”

What are we going to talk about once we finish telling each other how drunk we were?

What are we going to talk about once we finish telling each other how drunk we were?

To find the geographical location of The Friend Zone, go to Google Maps and have it calculate the...

To find the geographical location of The Friend Zone, go to Google Maps and have it calculate the distance between LOVE YOU and LOVE YA.

Someday you’re gonna look up from your phone and be 50.

Someday you’re gonna look up from your phone and be 50.