silentauror's Blog, page 990
June 22, 2015
Fic’s at 21,000 words and currently choking me to death on angst. Send help.
Fic’s at 21,000 words and currently choking me to death on angst. Send help.
katherynefromphilly
replied to your post “I have big boobs. That’s good. I like that. My boobs and...
replied to your post “I have big boobs. That’s good. I like that. My boobs and I are good…”
There’s a store in New York City that specializes in bra sizes both larger and smaller than what you ever find in stores. They sell online too. Just google Linda the Bra Lady. You’ll find it. Hope that helps!
Whoa, Linda the Bra Lady has some decent prices, too!! Here’s hoping she ships to Canada - thanks for the tip! :)
jezebelgoldstone replied to your post: I have big boobs. That’s good. I like …I have the same...
jezebelgoldstone replied to your post: I have big boobs. That’s good. I like …
I have the same problem, so trust me, I feel your pain. :( Honestly, I’ve found the best thing is to (at a normal volume, but ~nicely~) call people on it. My trademark is, “Hey yo, those are MINE.” *smile* Usually does the trick.
The thing is, it usually IS accidental - like, the most frequent perpetrators, at least in my life, tend to be middle-aged women. They’ll just be gabbing away, batting your boobs with every expensive gesture, moving in as you edge away. I always feel like I would embarrass them enormously if I pointed out the fact that they were regularly touching my boobs by accident. Seriously, though, what’s with people advancing when you try to establish more space. I do sometimes say things like, “okay, we don’t need to stand so close, haha!” and try to make light of it, but they never seem to get it. Argh.
holmesianpose:
wolfi-sama:
John, look into the camera, not at...
John, look into the camera, not at me.
This is maybe the greatest manip I have ever seen.
Like I would seriously make this into a poster.
S: What are you looking at?
J: Your ears… they’re so much more… erect than mine.
S: They’re just happy to be next to you!
sherlockian-1881 replied to your post: I have big boobs. That’s good. I like …when people is...
sherlockian-1881 replied to your post: I have big boobs. That’s good. I like …
when people is too close I just lift my hand, so next time they accidentally touch my body it’s my hand forming a barrer… it usually clues them in about how irritating I find it (that and my stern look)
Oh, I do that, but it always ends up looking really weird, like I’m making a wall with my arms. I just don’t get how people don’t get it. Like, they have nerve endings. I felt that. Stop accidentally (if it IS accidental??) swat-gesturing my boobs!
I have big boobs. That’s good. I like that. My boobs and I are good friends. What I don’t like,...
I have big boobs. That’s good. I like that. My boobs and I are good friends. What I don’t like, besides having to buy very expensive handmade bras from Europe, since North American bra makers don’t seem to grasp that large cup sizes sometimes do go with medium/average band sizes, is when people stand in your personal space and accidentally (accidentally/on purpose?) keep touching your boobs when they gesture. This happens to me a lot for whatever reason. Maybe I’m just too Canadian and my personal bubble is bigger than average, but then consider that I do live amongst Canadians(/Québécois). Why do so many people not get that if your gestures keep brushing against a part of someone else’s body that is generally considered hands-off-unless-invited, then you’re standing too damned close???
shmapey:
justmyflawedlogic:
lokisgloriouspenis:
okay today i learned that apparently the penis...
okay today i learned that apparently the penis has a say in whether or not a child will be a boy or a girl
female sperm swims slower than male sperm, but the males can’t swim for as long as the females. this means that a long penis will be closer to the egg when releasing the sperm, and there will be a higher chance for the child to be a boy.
so in conclusion
if you have a lot of sons you have a big dick
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In other news, Benedict Cumberbatch recently welcomed a baby boy. *wanders off, whistling*
benedict cumberbatch, the cumberpeen
Mantrums: the tantrums men throw when a woman has the audacity not to be devastatingly attracted to...
Mantrums: the tantrums men throw when a woman has the audacity not to be devastatingly attracted to them.
June 21, 2015
Nightly Johnlock word count report: 16,800 words and going strong. :)
Nightly Johnlock word count report: 16,800 words and going strong. :)
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