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….(x)….I can’t be the only one who would like to...

….(x)….

I can’t be the only one who would like to experience this view of him in real life. Except closer. And looking at me. *swoon*

darlingbenny:✿ the cute john watson series + Thinking it’s...

darlingbenny:

✿ the cute john watson series + Thinking it’s Sherlock coming to woo him back

inspired by the john hotson series

He’s soooo happy, too. Look at his face in the last frame, where he’s asking if Sherlock has come to torment him. He LOVES it, and he’s so disappointed when he finds out it’s not actually Sherlock. They never needed Mary’s “help” getting their friendship on track again. John held his held against Mary for something like six months, but with Sherlock, it was less than 24 hours before John was heading to Baker Street to set things to rights. I love this.

"If there are any attempted murders at John’s next wedding, I promise to take photos."

“If there are any attempted murders at John’s next wedding, I promise to take photos.”

- Sherlock, boldly predicting the end of John’s current marriage on John’s blog (via deduce-my-heart)

JOHN’S NEXT WEDDING

shana-movershaker replied to your post “Johnlock fic’s at 33,600 words and still going hard....

shana-movershaker
replied to your post “Johnlock fic’s at 33,600 words and still going hard. :)”

Beast mode activated! Good lawd woman, save some words for the rest of us ;)

jk-write all the Johnlock words forever.

Thanks for the update, lovely!

Haha! I think the words will go around, don’t worry! :) <333333

Kit Harington out in NYCHot

Kit Harington out in NYC

Hot

Fic update: there is now a part IV. Repeat, there is now a part IV. And you’re all going to hate me...

Fic update: there is now a part IV. Repeat, there is now a part IV. And you’re all going to hate me for part III. *cough*

Word count: just shy of 35,000 words and lurching onward. :P

Aww, Waldo. :)

Aww, Waldo. :)

My dash is pure gold tonight

My dash is pure gold tonight

comedycentral:This was magical.If you ever needed a reason to...

comedycentral:

This was magical.

If you ever needed a reason to follow @TheDailyShow, this is it.

Here’s the original segment, in case you missed it.

I can’t breathe

amydoesthings:cumslayer:cumslayer:So I went on a date...

amydoesthings:

cumslayer:

cumslayer:

So I went on a date today and we went to a nice restaurant before going to the movies and I ordered the “iced grape popsicles” for dessert because I love grape Popsicles so why not right?…..so the waiter brings out the “iced grape popsicles” aND THEY WERE LITERALLY 3 FROZEN GRAPES ON STICKS…..I HAVE NEVER BEEN MORE OFFENDED IN MY LIFE…SINCE WHEN ARE 3 FUCKING FROZEN GRAPES IN A FUCKING VASE AN ACCEPTABLE SINGLE DESSERT ORDER..ITS NOT EVEN FROZEN GRAPE JUICE OR SOMETHING ITS LITERALLY JUST A 0.02$ GRAPE THAT WAS PUT ON A STICK THEN FROZEN…LIKE SOMEONE ACTUALLY WROTE THIS DOWN ON THE MENU THINKING “OH YEAH PEOPLE FUCKING LOVE COLD GRAPES” AND SOME OTHER ASSHAT SAID “BRAH. HEAR ME OUT, HOW ABOUT WE PUT THEM ON STICKS AND SERVE THEM IN A VASE WITH NOTHING ELSE” LIKE YOU COULDNT EVEN SERVE IT WITH A FUCKING SECOND FRUIT OR EVEN FUCKING LEAVES OR WHATEVER… IM SO MAD. FUCKING FROZEN GRAPES ON A STICK.

AND THEY WERENT EVEN SEEDLESS GRAPES…..

THAT LAST COMMENT IS WHAT DID IT. HOW DARE THEY

I’m crying