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September 18, 2015
just-shower-thoughts:
The 9-year-old in me will always see the word “analyzer” as a laser gun that...
The 9-year-old in me will always see the word “analyzer” as a laser gun that disintegrates anuses.
It’s not just you
swissmissing
replied to your post “We all know that food = sex, so…”Because the majority of...
replied to your post “We all know that food = sex, so…”
Because the majority of people are heterosexual. We default to the largest percentage. Most people are not vegan or lactose intolerant. It’s still polite to ask, when hosting a meal, whether the guests have any dietary preferences or restrictions.
While I agree that it’s true that most people are straight, or straight-ish - though less than I think we think!! - I’m just saying that logically it makes sense to assume a blank slate of “all” until more narrow definitions or preferences are disclosed, you know? We tend to assume that people are omnivores until told otherwise, so why not cheerfully assume omni-sexuality until a preference is made clear? I just feel like it would make it clearer to people that all sexualities are known about, valid, accepted, etc. :)
We all know that food = sex, so...
I seriously think that we should treat other people’s sexuality the way we do with food. Well - first off, we should back up a step and not concern ourselves with it unless it directly involves us. But if you absolutely must know for whatever reason, think of it like hosting a dinner party. Most people would assume until told otherwise that their guests eat everything. Then maybe one guest lets the host know about a gluten intolerance. Then two others are vegetarians. One is lactose intolerant. One protests the veal industry and doesn’t eat veal. And one just plain doesn’t like bananas. As the host, you don’t just go in assuming that most of them are vegetarians. You assume open palate until informed of preferences or things that just don’t go with a person’s digestive system. So why not go with pan-until-told-otherwise? Why is straight our default setting?
vanillacremevibes:
dom-wolfy:
petitedeath:
piercingsandink:
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I would have aced biology if the teachers all taught the course like the narrator
It’s like a rainbow…of ugly.
Crying
the human male is a large annoying loud pair of gonads
im dead
I think a lot of human females might agree.
Hey there pretty lady nice gonads
Lol this is hilarious
explosivecumberbatch:
“not you”
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“not you”
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Have I mentioned lately how very, very much I love his face and the 19 kajillion things it can do?
September 17, 2015
Things that feel like luxuries to me for some reason
blankets that are bigger than strictly necessary
lots of ice in my soda
related: two ice cube trayssweatshirts with thumb holes
My sister has this blanket that we refer to as “the horse blanket” and when we were younger we used to fight over it because of how gloriously large it was so that you never had to worry if you shifted that a piece of you would suddenly become exposed to COLD. And this makes me wonder, like, why can’t all blankets be big enough to not be annoying? Why are so many things made in a way that is *annoying*?
Low-key blessings:
Your blanket never slips off you accidentally.
Your towel is always warmer and more absorbent than you expected.
The new clothing you got is softer than you thought.
And the old clothing from your closet fits better than you remembered.
I’m with you on the “it needs to be big enough to always cover me and never be annoying”. When I was shopping for a fuzzy warm bathrobe a few years ago, I chose one that you could literally fit two of me in, and the saleslady didn’t want to sell it to me because it was so oversized, but I know what I want. I want a robe that never fucking gaps open in the front no matter how I sit. AND BY GOD THAT’S JUST WHAT I GOT :D
I adore this post! I’m going to add: waking up in a panic thinking you’ve overslept but discovering that it’s over an hour before you have to get up and that divine feeling of getting to go back to sleep. It feels like extra sleep, even though it isn’t.
Having more free time than you thought.
Thinking that you’ve drunk all of your delicious beverage/eaten all of your delicious food only to discover that there’s still some more there.
Hi there, when I realised you followed me back, I had to take a moment to tear up, and then proceeded to reread at least half of your fics with my hand clutched close to my heart. I love you, don't ever stop writing yeah <3
Oh, you sweet thing!! I can’t tell you how much this has touched me! That’s so nice! *hugs tight*
September 16, 2015
I have so many questions in life…
I have so many questions in life…
When someone comments on your style, whether it’s the way you dress, the colours you use when you...
When someone comments on your style, whether it’s the way you dress, the colours you use when you paint, the way you organise your writing, or choices you make in any other way you choose to express yourself (assuming it’s not hurting anyone, of course), there’s only one thing to be said:
Don’t let anyone make you apologise for being you. I’m not talking about when it’s a question of correct or incorrect, of technical proficiency - just style. Your style is your own. Do it. Be it. Take no shit for it.
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