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August 27, 2016
These idiots. They’re so happy together.

These idiots. They’re so happy together.
August 26, 2016
New Johnlock fic’s at 17,800 words, and we’re into the smut. :D
New Johnlock fic’s at 17,800 words, and we’re into the smut. :D
artemisfowls:
Sherlock being adorably normal in “The Sign of...






Sherlock being adorably normal in “The Sign of Three” and/or failing at it
I love him so much
anotherwellkeptsecret:
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nerdprincess73:
anotherwellkeptsecret...
The reason Sherlock keeps his shirt collars unbuttoned is because he has like a seventeen inch neck, but refuses to wear XL shirts to fit his neck because his body’s more like a men’s medium so he buys the mediums and unbuttons the collar.
I’m basing this on US measurements for clothing, not UK, but I can just imagine Sherlock waltzing into the shop I used to manage and me measuring his neck and being like, “You need a fitted, extra-large dress shirt.” and him giving me the most outraged peacock face over it.
You’re so right. The purple shirt of sex would choke him if he buttoned it. That’s amazing.
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Originally posted by explosivecumberbatch
Yeah, there’s no way he’s getting that collar buttoned.
If I remember correctly, the white shirt Sherlock wore in TEH to the restaurant looked a little baggy. I mean, compared to the skin tight shirts he normally wears. It made sense once he had to put on a bow tie because it HAD to button at his neck.
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You can notice the difference in size around the arms. Ben’s chest was bigger in TEH because he’d just finished playing Khan, I believe.
Sherlock would not buy his shirts off the rail. They would all be bespoke so either he hasn’t gone back to his tailors for a long time or he asks for them to be tighter. The white shirt from the empty hearse fit because Mycroft was in charge ;)
Yes!!
So I wonder. Does Sherlock not buy custom shirts with an XL neck and an M body because…money? Vanity? Or does he just go with M necks/M bodies because he doesn’t button them anyway?
Asking the real questions!!
Well, we know he gets them tailored - you can always see it in the backs of his shirts! But yeah, he filmed series 2 right after he did Star Trek, and they had to replace all of his shirts because he said both his chest and neck were bigger (he really was thin in series 1!). His weight tends to the slimmer side because of his high metabolism, which is why he burned through so many calories during Hamlet - performing that often, to that degree of intensity, just made him literally burn through weight! When he bulks up, he has to work at it. I’ve noticed that his neck has never really slimmed back to series 1 size, though. His chest is naturally on the narrow side, even when he’s bulked up. He would just need things tailored regardless for his unique (beautiful) body. :)
Sorry about the tonsillitis and the apple cider vinegar gargle (ugh the worst). Glad you made it through the concert though!
Clearly you’ve tried apple cider vinegar! Yeah - undiluted, a teeny tiny sip is potent enough to take your breath away and bring your breakfast into view. Hands down the worst thing I’ve ever had in my mouth. But yeah, at least it’s done and went surprisingly well, considering! :P
duskybatfishgirl:
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duskybatfishgirl:
hay x
I...

hay x
I don’t reblog a lot of photos because I figure we are all seeing them a million times but every once in awhile you have to, because how the actual fuck is any man this pretty.
where is the lie
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geiszlerandgaila:
I still can’t believe that fanfiction is free
I sometimes...
I still can’t believe that fanfiction is free
I sometimes have to pay for water, but with a phone and some wifi, I get to read whole novels about my favorite characters for exactly zero additional dollars
How goddamn rad is that
Thank you fic writers,The unsung heroes.
Thanks to all fanfiction writers out there
How was your concert? Did the cold abate at all?
It didn’t, at all! I somehow got myself through the concert, with a lot of gargling of apple cider vinegar (so gross) and vodka between sets. Then I went out for lunch with a couple of people after and felt awful throughout, so a little later I took myself to the hospital. Turns out I have tonsillitis! That does explain why I feel so lousy… I have antibiotics now and I’m hoping that I’ll be a lot better soon!! Thanks for asking, you nice thing!
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