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October 29, 2016
alexagent21:
maddiebrodatt:
I really want Hillary to just say “Donald how does a bill get passed”...
I really want Hillary to just say “Donald how does a bill get passed” and just wait for his response
We all know how a bill gets passed. There are some great bills. Beautiful bills. Unbelievable bills.
Will you pass bills, they ask me.
I will pass some bills. Some of the best bills.
Hillary will never pass bills. She’s never passed any bills. I will pass them. I’ll pass so many bills it’ll be yuge. Hillary passed some of the worst bills. Worst bills ever. Unbelievable. She’s married to Bill Clinton.
This is so perfect. He’ll make bills great again.
I just sneezed and farted at the same time. My body was so confused and didn’t know which thing to...
I just sneezed and farted at the same time. My body was so confused and didn’t know which thing to prepare for, hahaha. Don’t worry, it all worked out ok. I didn’t explode.
October 28, 2016
rominatrix:
Benedict’s vintage dating vid - The Graham Norton...
zimmzallabimm
replied to your post “New fic’s at 20,900 words. Just for those who were curious....
replied to your post “New fic’s at 20,900 words. Just for those who were curious. Things are…”
When do you think you’ll have it posted I’m going crazy with all the teaser posts! :)
I never make promises because I don’t know. Within a week, is as much as I can say!
True fact: almost every time people in my fics drink tea, I find just talking about it so compelling...
True fact: almost every time people in my fics drink tea, I find just talking about it so compelling that I need to make myself a cup of time. 12:41am? What? No, of course that’s a good time for a cup of tea!
*wanders off to put the kettle on*
New fic’s at 20,900 words. Just for those who were curious. Things are improving. :)
New fic’s at 20,900 words. Just for those who were curious. Things are improving. :)
Being a grown-up* is fucking weird. I was exhausted after work and drained from stupid drama with a...
Being a grown-up* is fucking weird. I was exhausted after work and drained from stupid drama with a friend, and I was working on the new fic and got so sleepy that I went to take a nap. Except then somehow I went on a cleaning rampage! I changed my bedding, started a load of laundry, unpacked the first vacuum I’ve ever bought in my life, set it up, and vacuumed my entire apartment - and guess what? I LIKED IT. I’ve never in my life enjoyed vacuuming before! What the hell is going on?! And now I’m going to go wash my dishes, transfer the laundry, and then make dinner. What is happening to me.
*defined as: popular myth suggesting something actually changes after a certain age in terms of one’s view of oneself. Not actually a thing.
October 27, 2016
Lovely, is what Sherlock didn’t say. Unexpected. Novel....







Lovely, is what Sherlock didn’t say. Unexpected. Novel. Validating. Please never stop.
October 26, 2016
beejohnlocked:
estherlune:
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