Dave Barry's Blog, page 201

THEY'RE WEARING DISGUISES, YOU FOOL

I Can't Believe How Different Squirrels Look In Other Countries

(Thanks to Robert Moats)

WE ASSUME IT WILL FAIL

NYC���s Museum of Failure opens to make us feel better about our lives

(Thanks to Al Barkafski)

APPARENTLY THESE RESEARCHERS HAVE NEVER RIDDEN THE NEW YORK CITY SUBWAY

Apparently, sniffing the sweat of another person could be a useful way to give your mental health a boost, says a team of Swedish researchers

(Thanks to Matt Filar)

WHICH CAN ALSO BE DEADLY

Bomb-sniffing dog leads handlers to explosive outside the NYSE ��� which turned out to be rat poop

(Thanks to EricY and John Lobert)

ASTEROID MEASUREMENT-UNIT UPDATE

Giant 'city killer' asteroid to fly by Earth TOMORROW - and it's bigger than 4,000 buses

(Thanks to John Lobert)

GUESS WHERE THIS PLANT IS LOCATED

'Hurt more than childbirth': Mom of 4 who fell onto deadly 'suicide plant' while biking recounts ordeal

(Thanks to Matt Filar)

WE'RE GUESSING IT'S DRUGS

How jumping spiders became the new ���it��� pets

(Thanks to Woozy Barnes)

HEY, CAT PEOPLE:

You have some explaining to do.

(Thanks to John Lobert)

'INTERTWINING THEIR GIANT PENISES'

David Attenborough���s Wild Isles shocks viewers with graphic slug sex scene

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

WE STAND WITH BERLIN

Berlin welcomes topless female swimmers in victory for activists

(Thanks to Carlos Montage)