Eileen Gonzalez's Blog, page 93

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anonymus-maximus-er:

bisexual-engineer-guy:

gunsandfireandshit:

angrybell:

one-shitpost-a-day:

unreformedcarrots:

Given that patent attorneys, especially back then used to have hard science degree, it makes the one about how they know the weight limit on a bridge funnier.

For the uninitiated:

My preferred version:

Dad 100% studied physics or engineering, he’s just also a troll, which is why he’s a patent lawyer.

BUTCH DEADLIFT

musicalhell:

peco5bi11:

takashi0:

yokelfelonking:

rhetthammersmithhorror:

Space Mutiny | 1988

FRIDGE LARGEMEAT

BIG MCLARGEHUGE

SPLINT CHESTHAIR

BOB JOHNSON

BUTCH DEADLIFT

zesty-mordant:

zesty-mordant:

goomba

baykitthings:

malibuklaus:

malibuklaus:

goomba

@kianamaiart Hochi?

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the-fiddlesticks-affair:

one of my favorite bits of their banter in the whole show

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Napoleon Solo: It’s a pretty expensive party, I’d say.

Illya Kuryakin: Suddenly I feel very Russian.

Solo: That’s just your proletarian blood.

Kuryakin: Well, there’s no difference between those people and me.

Solo: Depends on whether you’re speaking physically, financially, or psychologically.

Kuryakin: And what makes you so superior? You don’t rate exactly yourself with Dun & Bradstreet.

Solo: Yes, but I have t...

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ourmenfromuncle:

From the files, titled “blueballs for violence.gif”

Everything is transgender everybody transgender

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bugshroom:

Everything is transgender everybody transgender

Sorry the article title is even funnier

~ Vegetable Patch Hats, Everywoman’s Magazine, 1954

questionableadvice:

~ Vegetable Patch Hats, Everywoman’s Magazine, 1954

Which vegetable will you wear today?

Tomato Basque? Lettuce Chou? No? Perhaps a Squash Pancake or Broccoli Turban is more your style? Of course an Eggplant Pixie is good for any occasion and you can’t go wrong with an Artichoke Fez.

sometimes I wonder why y'all are obsessed with specific characters and I’m like “why them” but then…

lunarriviera:

islandofarson:

sometimes I wonder how y'all are obsessed with specific characters and I’m like “why them” but then I remember that sometimes its literally not your choice you just look at them wrong and all of a sudden they’re taking up your every thought forever

to quote someone who was a genius on bluesky:

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white-bow-tie:

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