Eileen Gonzalez's Blog, page 73

This is now my new favorite best friend duo

enabuns:

This is now my new favorite best friend duo

for the past two years i have been sponsoring a tuberculosis detection rat in tanzania, her name is…

hyenaswine:

for the past two years i have been sponsoring a tuberculosis detection rat in tanzania, her name is carolina. she sniffs sputum samples & alerts her handlers when she detects TB. recently she turned 8 & aged out of the program, so they held a retirement party for her & sent me photos.

while carolina moves on to live a life of rest & luxury in the retirement kennels, her role is being passed on to her successor, tamasha. she is 2 years old & was named after the grandmother of one of her...

I love when a meme gets so many steps away from its source material that it would be completely…

thehummingbirdsmatter:

I love when a meme gets so many steps away from its source material that it would be completely incomprehensible if I didn’t know what today’s date was

I was trying to find out if Kermit was eligible to be pope and I found a blog that says he’s the…

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I was trying to find out if Kermit was eligible to be pope and I found a blog that says he’s the perfect example of a catholic priest

What do you expect? He’s a man of the cloth

Why were you trying to find out ...

btw I hope y’all Americans know that you weren’t doing charity when you were giving Ukraine weapons…

sailorsally:

btw I hope y’all Americans know that you weren’t doing charity when you were giving Ukraine weapons to defend itself. You are literally obligated to do so by the treaty signed in 1994 when you made Ukraine turn over its nuclear weapons to fucking Russia!!!!!!

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I know it’s space communism or whatever but Bones is definitely not getting paid enough to put up…

sluttyquarantinetheory:

I know it’s space communism or whatever but Bones is definitely not getting paid enough to put up with shit like the first officer’s brain going missing.

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Mimic Octopus has had enough of Dancing Crab’s shenanigans

darn dancing crabs and their jazz crab hands

‘HELLO MY BABY HELLO MY H-“
“NO”

i cant control my hand suddenly

i am legally obliged to reblog this every time i see it

I got to help this amazing couple at work. It was just pure chance, but I was who they walked up to….

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foldingfittedsheets:

I got to help this amazing couple at work. It was just pure chance, but I was who they walked up to. They said they wanted jewelry cleaned and that they had a hold they wanted to check on.

Let me set the stage. They were a couple in their fifties or so, he was wearing motorcycle leathers, he had skulls rings, tattoos; he was bristly and unshaven. She was dressed to the nines, full length dress, platinum blonde, $500 shoes, nails, all of it. The cognitive...

bastard sounds great in an irish accent. if an irish person calls you a ‘daft bastard’ it just feels…

etherealspacejelly:

bastard sounds great in an irish accent. if an irish person calls you a ‘daft bastard’ it just feels right

the welsh have the monopoly on things ending in hell. fuckin hell and bloody hell hit different in a welsh accent. its like music to my ears

the scots have piss and shite for sure. “its pishin it doon out there” “this is a load of shite” absolute poetry

if i may speak for the english i think we do penis related words very well. dickhead, knobhead, bellend, etc.

and for all th...