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melonsap:sonny-kiddo:some notable catchphrases of 2013:bitch I might bedo she got the booty ?...

melonsap:

sonny-kiddo:

some notable catchphrases of 2013:

bitch I might bedo she got the booty ? she doooooooooo ! swiggity swagthe Dwen u mom com home and make hte spagehti“ hello______, im dad “ AYYY LMAOW R I T I N G  I N T E N S E  W O R D S  L I K E  T H I S  perfect _____ don’t exis-And now, the weatherat least 2 potatowe’ve come full circle ! life hack :[ __________ INTENSIFIES]so manysuch doge. much wow. very smile. mahogany *sweats nervously*same. spooper hot choclet...

[Caption: Kenneth approaches Tracy on an empty set and sits down to talk to him.

hesgomorrah:

i know i’m extremely late to this joke but i’ve been laughing about it all day i needed to make sure you all see it. when i first heard about it i knew i had to find a clip and i was not disappointed

[Caption: Kenneth approaches Tracy on an empty set and sits down to talk to him.

Kenneth: Mr. Jordan, I know Mr. Campbell wasn’t a drug dealer.

Tracy: Yes, he was.

Kenneth: I know he was your science teacher.

Tracy: No, he wasn’t.

Kenneth: And I know he didn’t ask you to cut up baby. He asked...

boggmann:times-chu:humanjeff:humanjeff:knightofleo:all the photos of him are like this, I love that...

boggmann:

times-chu:

humanjeff:

humanjeff:

knightofleo:

all the photos of him are like this, I love that this guy understood he had been born with the face of a wizard or axe murderer and just leaned fully into it

he knew EXACTLY what he was doing

he got what he wanted

Also

Vincent Price and Peter Lorre

ilovemesomevincentprice:

Vincent Price and Peter Lorre

The Raven (1963) dir. Roger Corman

creative-anchorage:hense:That is the best thing I’ve seen...

creative-anchorage:

hense:

That is the best thing I’ve seen today

Tags by @spiritboardvalentine:

#a few months ago i witnessed a huge ass raven violently yank a fast food bag out of an over stuffed trash can, then started munching fries

#then noticed the sweet and sour sauce that was half opened. Dipped the fry and ate it. looked like it had a religious experience.

#according to Google birds can taste sweet and sour so that raven just unlocked a whole new world of taste i think about this at least...

My cats, one of whom would kill a man for a few shreds of cheese, have memorized what food…

katy-l-wood:

My cats, one of whom would kill a man for a few shreds of cheese, have memorized what food preparation steps usually lead to cheese being provided to them as a little treat. Tortillas? Probably gonna lead to cheese. Sandwiches? Probably gonna lead to cheese. Pasta? 50/50 chance of cheese.

Problem is, if I then make a version of a normally-produces-cheese-treats food, but I am not using cheese in that particular version of said food, I get loudly and extensively scolded.

Made pork and p...

Every time someone well-meaning suggests I see a chiropractor for my migraines, I have this little…

thebibliosphere:

thebibliosphere:

Every time someone well-meaning suggests I see a chiropractor for my migraines, I have this little moment of “ah, you’re new here. You weren’t here prior to 2018 when a chiropractor very gently adjusted my neck for my migraines, and I ended up having to get an emergency MRI because the ensuing symptoms were indicative of a brain bleed.”

It wasn’t a brain bleed. The muscles on the entire right side of my neck “just” tore (Spoiler there is nothing “just” about that k...

I loveeee having the rock station on at work, welcome to the jungle comes on and I can hear the…

erin-ashh:

I loveeee having the rock station on at work, welcome to the jungle comes on and I can hear the exact moment Megamind goes “presentation!”

I also love when crazy train plays so I can go “GOING OFF THE RAILS ON A CRAZY TRAIN, SIR!!!”

I make myself giggle, no one else has any idea wtf I’m talking about tho

15 year work in progress. Artist in the background

kaijuno:

15 year work in progress. Artist in the background

Some people asked for tips on making the Crowlito plant holder, and I do encourage you to make your…

hollow-head:

Some people asked for tips on making the Crowlito plant holder, and I do encourage you to make your own. The trick, I think, is to have a wire running between two rings or hooks, which will be what supports the plant, and then build the body around that. So the Crowley part is just a big complicated bead. And because he isn’t what’s supporting the weight, you can make him out of whatever you want and use him to hang whatever you want. Mine is clay with foam wings, but there’s no reas...