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i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they’re like “uhm… translate? 😒” fucker…

vickythestrange:

kragehund-est:

kragehund-est:

i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they’re like “uhm… translate? 😒” fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don’t need to know what they’re saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY

i sent this meme to 7 people, and 4 of them asked me to translate for them. i legitimately do not think that was necessary.

i hate that i have to keep reminding people of this but if you are sending money to a sex worker for…

magspag:

lunaticobscurity:

james-silvercat:

direwoman:

i hate that i have to keep reminding people of this but if you are sending money to a sex worker for any service or content please do not put ANYTHING in the memo field unless told otherwise by the provider

don’t try to be cute or funny with it, the best way to make them smile is by following directions 💕

Paypal, for one, will delete someone’s account and steal their money if they catch a whiff of your transaction being in any way nsfw, DO NOT SAY...

love shakespeare. did a hamlet run tonight, looked someone dead in the eye to say “am i a coward?”…

rionsanura:

shimmywhenyoucantbounce:

canadianwheatpirates:

hickeyknife:

literallyaflame:

literallyaflame:

love shakespeare. did a hamlet run tonight, looked someone dead in the eye to say “am i a coward?” during a speech and the fucker shrugged and nodded

we literally ruined society when we invented the fourth wall. let’s bring back call and response. heckling, even. fuck you hamlet you dumb piece of shit kill your uncle or shut up

“When we took Shakespeare’s “Measure for Measure” into a maximum securit...

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sgt-pabs:

thesinglesock:

agoddamnedrayofsunshine:

catchymemes:

No but it really can be this simple sometimes.

The “enrichment in the enclosure” meme has a lot of truth to it. We need to shake things up a bit to keep happy. It doesn’t have to be big, but if you ever feel stagnant or a little bluh try going on a walk on a route you haven’t been in or something. It really does help.

#literaly agreed #it sounds like a frigging joke #but the reason our childhood feels like time was slower #is because we di...

Dick Grayson

ariotofrobins:

Dick Grayson

If you are a proponent of the land back movement, but you are opposed to any and all solutions to…

thecolorofthegame:

If you are a proponent of the land back movement, but you are opposed to any and all solutions to the Israeli-Palestinian conflict that involve Jewish people living in the Levant (even 100% peacefully alongside other indigenous peoples), then you are an antisemite.

Why? Because you’re either denying Jewish indigeneity or you’re making an exception to your beliefs in order to deprive Jews of a right you willingly grant to others.

If you’re opposed to the land back movement at larg...

thecutestcatever:awwcutepets:I’m terribly sorry, madam. I have...

thecutestcatever:

awwcutepets:

I’m terribly sorry, madam. I have absolutely no idea where he learned that word.

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hederigerenthag:

cha0screat0r:

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What the hell kind of school did you go to?

Believe it or not this was an honest-to-goodness trend among college kids in the ‘50s.

It’s Lesbian visibility week !!!

jstor:

queerliblib:

❤️🧡🤍💗🩷 (we also have some reading recs over on insta)

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