Eileen Gonzalez's Blog, page 277

Late night Columbo sketch. Been watching the series for the first time and I’m already hooked

dibbs-n-scribbs:

Late night Columbo sketch. Been watching the series for the first time and I’m already hooked

I actually like JKR feuding in public with David Tennant, because it lets normal people see what a…

quasi-normalcy:

lizard-of-oz:

quasi-normalcy:

quasi-normalcy:

I actually like JKR feuding in public with David Tennant, because it lets normal people see what a deranged, bigoted fanatic she’s become.

Like I think there are lots of normie liberal types who think that “she just has an opinion!” who are now finding out that she’s a bloodthirsty fascist-adjacent goon with an all-consuming psychosexual obsession with other people’s genitals.

“all-consuming psychosexual obsession with other people’s genita...

Apropos of nothing at all honest, if you haven’t seen this yet you should probably take a few…

Apropos of nothing at all honest, if you haven’t seen this yet you should probably take a few minutes

“I hate both choices in this election; what’s the fucking point of voting?”

powermonger:

“I hate both choices in this election; what’s the fucking point of voting?”

So long as a fascist demagogue has a coin flip of a chance of winning, the Republican Party is going to keep nominating fascist demagogues and sycophants because that’s what their voters want and they are eager to vote for it. The Democratic Party will be forced to attempt to court swing voters who think the fascist demagogue “is a strong leader” and “has some good ideas” and “isn’t afraid to speak the harsh t...

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uroborossn:

the-trash-eating-llama:

that-weird-art-girl:

pogasm:

Always get the itemized list, babes. ALWAYS.

Not just for medical either. Ever got smacked with a huge ass fee for “damages” when you move out of an apartment that not just eats your security deposit but tries to take an arm and a leg as well.

Ask for the itemized list, you will be surprised how fast they come back with a “huh, that’s weird, I can’t seem to find where these damages are coming from” and let that shit go.

People WILL try...

Me, on the welcome desk in the library: Good morning, how are you today?

gallusrostromegalus:

hauntedhotel:

Me, on the welcome desk in the library: Good morning, how are you today?

Customer: I have welcomed Jesus into my heart and so I am well today and every day.

Me, a little unnerved: Okay then! Is there something I can help you with?

Customer, digging around in his bag and pulling out an iPhone in a box: Unfortunately, Jesus can’t help me with this fucking phone, so I came to the library.

The Library!

For When Not Even God Can Help You!

I never did update when this got finished last summer, did I?

penmeetspage:

I never did update when this got finished last summer, did I?

Happy with how it turned out, even if it does take some serious hairpin architecture to construct a bun that’ll hold the hat steady - it’s a little heavier (and a lot more ready to blow around in the wind) than anticipated.

redbeardace:ALT

redbeardace:

ALT

dontdierobb:dontdierobb:i havent seen wrath of khanI have...

dontdierobb:

dontdierobb:

i havent seen wrath of khan

I have since seen this movie btw and it’s crazy how well I predicted it

good omens + text posts

crowley-anthony:

good omens + text posts